sebicus

[wizardicus]

intro

; you may call me sebicus.

HE / HIM

, i am new to this wizarding community, i ask of you all to welcome me with open arms.

my signature spell? faggoticus.

i speak english, and conversational japanese ; アブラカダブラ！

, 日本語も大丈夫ですよ

~ Thank you. Handle me with kindness. I am not looking to make enemies here.

🔮🦄✨

[wizardicus]

storytime about how a newt almost ran me over with a giant turtle

okay. so i was straight up chilling down in Magetopia, attending my spin class in the town centre, right? my and all my wiz buds are catching a sweat. then, in a fit of pure strength and determination, the head spinner (also happens to be the head spellcaster) accidentally casts "giganticus" on some fuckass turtle and this bitch newt decides to take it as an opportunity to RIDE THE TURTLE LIKE A FUCKING HORSE???? So everyone is screaming, trying to spin away, obviously it doesnt work, so im like "well i guess i gotta take hold on the situation" and i try to cast "smallicus" BUT I ACCIDENTALLY CAST "make the newt and turtle evilicus" SO NOW THIS FUKCING TURTLE JOCKEY IS CHASING ME AROUND THE COMMUNITY FIELD, AND JUST AS THE TURTLES MASSIVE FOOT IS ABOUT TO COME INTO CONTACT WITH ME AND SQUISH ME DEAD - A savior.....comes to me.....i know not of his name. He cast fireball at the creature, and helped me up, and left without a trace......What a beautiful sight he was.

[wizardicus]

alright who THE FUCK casted the spell of sorrow and despair on me. fess up

[wizardicus]

BRO FUCK MY LIIIIIIIFEEEE i was just chilling in my tower and some big ass wasp came in througj tje window (biracus fuckign exploded it because he accidentally cast break glass instead of implant fake ass) so i tried to explode ot with my big ass fireball spell ive been practicing lately . Missed and blew up my cat.

[dawhimsicalwhiz]

@wizardicus

Your toad is with me. I will conjure a spell to cure his disease.

straight boy blast!!!

AHA! I have cured his ailment. Henceforth he will only entertain female suitors. My work here is done.

Millicus OUT!

[wizardicus]

KYAAAAA!!!! Thxxxxxx lolllll,SURPRISE ATTACK!!! FAGGOTICUS!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE CURSED TO LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dawhimsicalwhiz]

Alas, your spell is in vain.

This curse has already been bestowed upon me.

What a foolish wizard you are..

[wizardicus]

Say.....curse??????? You mustnt think like that its literally pride month. Be who you are <3

[dawhimsicalwhiz]

Twas your words, not mine.

I am sorry for my mistake, black magic has found me once again.

[wizardicus]

May rainbow magic find you!!!!🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[dawhimsicalwhiz]

@wizardicus

Your toad is with me. I will conjure a spell to cure his disease.

straight boy blast!!!

AHA! I have cured his ailment. Henceforth he will only entertain female suitors. My work here is done.

Millicus OUT!

[wizardicus]

KYAAAAA!!!! Thxxxxxx lolllll,SURPRISE ATTACK!!! FAGGOTICUS!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE CURSED TO LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dawhimsicalwhiz]

Alas, your spell is in vain.

This curse has already been bestowed upon me.

What a foolish wizard you are..

[wizardicus]

Say.....curse??????? You mustnt think like that its literally pride month. Be who you are <3

[dawhimsicalwhiz]

@wizardicus

Your toad is with me. I will conjure a spell to cure his disease.

straight boy blast!!!

AHA! I have cured his ailment. Henceforth he will only entertain female suitors. My work here is done.

Millicus OUT!

[wizardicus]

KYAAAAA!!!! Thxxxxxx lolllll,SURPRISE ATTACK!!! FAGGOTICUS!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE CURSED TO LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wizardicus]

bro i tried to cast faggoticus on da whimsical whiz but i fucking missed and cast it on my toad and he wont stop kissing the other male toads in the garden😭😭💔💔💔

[dawhimsicalwhiz]

PSA: Wizards beware

I’ve been seeing a lot of malicious spells brewing in the evil council..

I hear rumours of an “evil and intimidating horse” that will become a threat to all lesbian couples.

My sapphic sorcerers, please watch your back.

[wizardicus]

!!!!!!!! Concerning.