unlit

Isabel // 23

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[whitepeopletwitter]

[callmedaddy-42]

[artissijamm]

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[primedaycommissions-deactivated]

SOMEONE TOLD THE AMISH!!!!

[comeasyouare96]

[heda-organa]

[stateofgrimmie]

[all-over-wannabe-deactivated202]

Do you ever just….

[idknewname1]

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

[aletheius]

GUARD!! NATIONAL GUARD!!! THE WHORE IS BREAKING CURFEW!!!

[healingsuggestions]

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

[3dfilm]

me talking to the dinosaur pellet i just put in a glass of water

[qoa]

[serenaci]

Here’s 28 ugly Animal Crossing villagers (as suggested on my Instagram)! They’re unionizing and they’re going to move in your town forever!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[theshittyfoodblog]

Couldn’t find any gingerbread men with buttcheeks on Google. Had to make my own.

[80slesbiab]

GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER DOT COM I LOVE THIS WOMAN

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Dana Scully horny on main

[slayerbuffy]

[lindentreeisle]

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

[thegaygumballmachine2-deactivat]

has there ever been anyone more iconic than gillian i genuinely wanna know

[sexycraisinthanos]

mulder’s away

[aspirationalbrand]

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

[rebonkas]

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

[skinoutqueen]

I’m tired of rich people spreading positivity in times of crisis. SPREAD SOME FUCKING FUNDS.