MAY THE BEST MIKE WIN

A TOURNAMENT OF MIKE ITERATIONS.

[woe-begone-tournament]

WHICH MIKE WALTERS IS THE BEST?

I'm doing A Tournament bracket of the iterations!

If you have a Mike Walters you enjoy send in propaganda for him!

Criteria we're voting on is Over All Favorite

All Mike's welcome from Prime Mikes, to Christmas Island variants, to cross consolidations with a significant walters component

And then vote for your guy through to the end!

[woe-begone-tournament]

AMNESIA RUGBY MIKE!!! he needs to win. he heralded return of mikerration, he's a little guy, he knows the rugby man. he's cute about michael and he's absolutely based. anyone who says different is wrong thank you for your time i'll see you when i'll see you

Thank you he is a very important mike

[woe-begone-tournament]

WHICH MIKE WALTERS IS THE BEST?

I'm doing A Tournament bracket of the iterations!

If you have a Mike Walters you enjoy send in propaganda for him!

Criteria we're voting on is Over All Favorite

All Mike's welcome from Prime Mikes, to Christmas Island variants, to cross consolidations with a significant walters component

And then vote for your guy through to the end!

[vosling]

Hi! I have a first part of a list! I'd also like to checkin/ask: could you please not call anyone prime in the bracket, please? "Prime" is an industry designation, not anyone's name.

okay let's see how far I can get without peeking at the wiki lol. Massive spoilers 👇 (Part 1)

Mike Walters (S1) - Dies mid-Episode 2 - One of the few iterations to get a funeral and be mourned - We wouldn't have the show without his death

Mike Walters (S1-S2) - Did all the challenges and moved on to O.V.E.R.! - Was unwittingly iterated by H (see: Mike Walters) - Dies Episode 17 so Anne could move on to better things (O.I.) - Melodramatic voicemail diva

Mike Walters (S2-S4) - Was unwittingly iterated by H (see: Mike Walters) - Gave us the injury sommelier monologue <3 - Drowned his boyfriend in the Pacific Ocean - Killed Punished Hunter - Again. - So many memories that all the iterations downstream still hauntingly remember. Just a classic Mike Walters, really. - An honorary separate mention because he's not exactly a different person from Mikey Mike or Michael, but. He's not exactly the same either. The primordial goop Mike Walters (JOKE)

(Base) Mikey - A very fun mix of entitled and snarky and pathetic little woofwoof - Has gotten iterated so many times. No wonder he's got identity issues

(Latvia) Mike - Middle child and Michael's enabling wife (I said what I said) - Will sacrifice so much of himself and his life for Base... except when it comes down to Edgar

(Base) Michael - The most therian man that ever cowboyed - Abusive at times but that's easy to overlook because it's wrapped in massive cowboy charm and sheepdogging excuses (genuinely meant as propaganda because it makes him way more interesting than if he was just some nobly suffering man) - The disability themes!!! The grief!!!

Van Mikey - Drew the short straw when Mikey iterated for the surveillance mission - Scrambled the hell out of that Rubik's cube - This is awful to say because it's not about him but his death, but. I do think his death was a massive contribution to how the surviving iteration began to think about iterative personhood.

O.V.E.R. Mike - One coinflip changed his life forever. He just wanted to enjoy nice snuggling times with his Edgar - “That’s the price of getting our lives back. Nobody cares what we think.” (Ep79)

Alaska Mikey - Wrote the letters that motivated another Mikey iteration to escape - Killed by Michael but appears to have been iterated by Ty (the other iteration was transported to Christmas Island, I'll list separately) - Considered himself the worst iteration of them all for being the one successfully coerced into helping with Edgars consolidation experiments. It breaks my heart, especially since it's been implied in S19 that Edgar signed off on the experiments during the Lost Year. All that guilt about betraying Edgar and maybe... Mikey was the one who got betrayed by Edgar, actually. Propagation's a bitch.

All the long-forgotten Compound Mikeys - All the ones we did and didn't see killed by Michael - All the ones that didn't get screentime in the show but are still there. In the Compound. Working or in Storage. - Let's just think about it. All the Mikeys we'll never know, who were scared, and lost in the forest, and weren't the lucky one that escaped and accepted back into the fold by Michael. The ones that got left behind

[woe-begone-tournament]

Excellent additions! Thank you!

[felixcosm]

Yeah, I love WOE.BEGONE, my favorite characters are Mikey, Lil Mikey, Mike, Michael, Van Mikey, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, OVERMike, Alaska Mikey, Compound Mikey, MW, Wrong Mikey, Wrong Mike, Wrong Michael, Tier 3 Michael, Fake Mikey, OI Mikey, MDawg, Fake MW, Texas!Michael, Mikey2, Mike2, Michael2, Mikey3, Mike3, Michael3, Eagle Michael, 83!Mike, Overnighter Michael, Michael #1 - Michael #1000, Dome!Mikey, Dome!Mike, Dome!Michael, Witch Michael...

just to name a few

[felixcosm]

Let's not forget Hunter Jeremiah Hartley, Hunter Jeremiah Hartley, Hunter Jeremiah Hartley, Hunter Jeremiah Hartley, and Hunter Jeremiah Hartley. Can't wait to meet the rest of them!

[felixcosm]

And our beloved Green Ty Betteridge, Blue Ty Betteridge, Yellow Ty Betteridge, Orange Ty Betteridge, Cowboy Ty Betteridge, Black Tie Ty Betteridge (Tux), White Tie Ty Betteridge (Tails), OVER Ty Betteridge, Shot Ty Betteridge, Rainbow Ty Betteridge, Magenta Ty Betteridge, Beige Ty Betteridge, Vitellary Ty Betteridge, Puce Ty Betteridge, Aquamarine Ty Betteridge, Uber Pink Ty Betteridge, Vermillion Ty Betteridge, Backup Ty Betteridge, Storage Ty Betteridge, and all the iterations that are indistinguishable from anotheer.