Everyone’s Favorite Ex

Mikael 29yr FTM/He-Him ||Demisexual || A selfie blog: 🍏a selfie a day keeps the insecurities away. 🩺🍎

[wontonsupremacy]

When no one is there for you,

That’s when you learn to grow up

[catgirlfingies]

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

It does taste good.

[pikachutwo]

[silvermoon424]

As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo

[boy-so-pale]

[thememedaddy]

[blondebrainpowered]

A Masking crab wearing a Sea anemone like a chef’s hat.

A Sea anemone masquerading as a chef hat on a Masking crab.

[strix-and-stones]

@eddieintheocean

[slushyseals]

Chef hat! Chef hat! Chef hat!

[wontonsupremacy]

I hate that feeling of wanting to pee but there’s no pee

It reminds me too much of having passion for my college degree but having no energy or result from it

[ghoulodont]

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Slug

[dusqii]

this governs my little brain 24/7 its so silly

[excitementshewrote]

[flowergirlmiwa]

this unwise potion got me feeling unwise

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[i-am-a-fish]

I googled the word boobs today. is this ok? can I do this again at some point in the future?

‎

yes

NO.

nuance

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

[i-am-a-fish]

I will do everything I can in the pursuit of knowledge

[steaku]

one day, im gonna be the grandparent that has weird doomsday quirks like my great grandma did as a result of the great depression

[thekimonogallery]

Earings created by Ｎina △3/21~いきものフェスオンライン@ninaendlesseive

[neckkiss]

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