shvtupmurphy:
“i didn’t realise there were any rules when it came to our friendship – but, in my defence, i was aiming to hit something, and i did– huh, i see what you mean about that tiny ping of guilt. i think i just felt that.”
“ our friendship has plenty of rules - like the fact you can’t leave juice out. which you’re still obviously learning. -- oh yeah?? perfect. we’re making progress. keep it up. ”













