maddy @writingismyescapefromreality - Tumblr Blog

yellow-cat

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

koiagain

im going to fix my entire life

fruitcakebro

When?

koiagain

Like Um. later

teaboot

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

teaboot

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

teaboot

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

teaboot

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

applejaymi

im so annoying about them fuuck

loveridden1999

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over