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michael clifford. twenty three.

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sahar: as long as u two don't gossip too loudly :/ ofc! i've been geeking about halloween so i figured lol. hey that's not fair, i want a fair shot at winning. plus you're not /really/ winning if you play against an amateursahar: i'm the same way! and sometimes staying in and watching movies is just the way to go. u've never watched coraline? u /have/ to watch it on halloween, cus you've been missin out clifford. it's like, the best animated movie. i support ur new fashion choices. epic is definitely /not/ an exaggeration. i'm going to ur la show in november & tbh i'm ready to be mesmerized

sahar: you're such a badass. i'm just wondering how u got away with it. but dw, u weren't missing out on anything. ugh teachers who make students work on holidays are the worst.

michael: i mean, no promises. nothing gets in the way of me and good gossip. i wish i had a break on halloween, spending it with you would be pretty awesome. you probably have the entire day mapped out already. alright, fine fine. i'll actually tutor you. but if you beat me on your first try, i’ll never recover

michael: you couldn't have said it better. very few things bring me as much joy as movies do. i have a huge list of halloween movies to watch already but i’ll gladly add coraline. but i’ve only heard good things about it so i definitely don’t mind. thank you, means a lot. wait really? it’ll be good to be back home for a bit, but you should definitely come backstage and hang out. after calling me epic, you deserve some vip treatment :)

michael: badass is my middle name. i barely got away with it actually. my mom would get calls every other day. i’m almost sure she just gave up on me getting an education

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sahar: i'll give u his number, i love a good bromance. oh no pls nerd out! i like hearing u talk about something you're passionate about. do u give tutoring lessons on this stuff? cus i need it :/ once i'm an expert we'll constantly play

sahar: both. like, i'll party until 1 am then go home and watch coraline for the rest of the night. ooo i'm glad! any particular reason why u wore a poncho? i'd say that counts tho, which pretty much makes u epic

sahar: her one eye peeking through her hair is the scariest thing i've seen to this day. i didn't but i rlly should've. plsss upperclassmen are the worst. high school sucked but some great shit /did/ happen. halloween was one of them

michael: we'll honestly stay up talking til three in the morning. really? that's really cool, thanks. you can talk about anything you're into with me, too. yeah, i can definitely tutor you if you want. i'll probably leave a few things out thought cause i can't have you beating me

michael: same. i hate partying until super late hours. i know that's the point, but i usually leave at around one. sleep is way more important anway. coraline is basically the go to halloween movie. i've never watched it though. it's a fashion statement, i'm trying new things. epic is definitely an exaggeration but thank you. i'll take it

michael: yeah, high school sucked. i skipped most of it though so i wouldn't know. halloween was always a lot of fun though, as long as the teachers were cool and just played movies all day

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sahar: oh i know them!! my brother was super into games like that, he played d&d too. my siblings and i used to play all the time but i always lost cus i had no idea how the sorceries & instants worked. still not sure i grasp the whole concept of the game tbh but it was still a lot of fun to play

sahar: i can always respect a healthy balance. partying on halloween is so much fun. it rlly would be cool, and i bet seeing u killin it on the guitar with a costume would be epic

sahar: tbh i just wore a white robe and pulled my hair in front of my face. in hindsight, i could’ve done much better. but i /was/ robbed, imo. we just weren’t allowed to show up in scary costumes, which never works out cause every student wants to dress up as jason, or the clown from saw

michael: your brother and i would get on very fucking well. it’s really cool that you know them, i’m trying not to nerd out right now. instants are a saving grace. sorceries too, but they’re not as powerful. i get why the game is hard to understand but you’re totally right, it’s a lot of fun. i definitely miss playing it :/

michael: what are you more into? partying or staying in? anything halloween themed is really fucking fun. man, you’re really making me appreciate this holiday, thanks. yeah idk how good i’d be on a guitar while wearing a costume. though i recently wore a poncho, which kinda felt like a costume, so maybe that counts?

michael: as long as you had the creepy wide eyed look, you nailed it. i hope you wrote a complaint letter, because broken rules or not, they have to give credit where it’s due. honestly, halloween was just an opportunity for upperclassmen to scare the shit out of younger students. especially as jason voorhees. man, those were good times

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when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad

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lukhem‌:

      i love you, mikey. fuck. i don’t mean to come at you like i did, i really… it was a bad fuckin’ night for me last night. i’m TRYIN’ my hardest to be better. he’s hurt. i get that. it’s not my place to tell him what shouldn’t and should fuck him up. i just feel like there’s nothin’ i can do to change his mind about me right now. that’s what’s really gettin to me because no matter what i say, it’s not fuckin’ good enough. don’t be sorry, all right ? you’re tryin’ to be there for b o t h of us, i’m sure, and that’s really fuckin’ admirable of you. i’m sorry i’m like this. i always feel like such a fuckin’ burden on you guys when my emotions get like this. 

don’t apologize luke, you’re not a burden. you’re going through a lot and i get it. i wanna be here for you, man.  if nothing’s good enough then just don’t say anything. i know this is really fucking hard. do what you have to do to be in the right headspace. i know how dreadful touring is when you’re unhappy, and i don’t want you to have to go through that for the next two months.  

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lukhem‌:

        i won’t fuckin’ talk then. you know what i did ? i didn’t fuckin’ tell him about hailey until i started dating her. do you think that fuckin’ warrants all this ? i’m tired, i’m fuckin’ done.  he’s CONTINUOUSLY makin’ me feel like shit despite how many times i’ve apologized and begged for him to forgive me. one second he does, i try to give him some space and he fuckin’ comes after me for that — even though he says that’s what he wants. he’s purposefully puttin’ me through it. but fuck me for not bein’ able to cope with the constant reminder i messed up. honestly, mate, if you’re gonna sit here and rationalize why i fuckin’ deserve to be told i’m untrustworthy and purposefully malicious then… fuck, mikey. you say it like it’s so easy to not take it personally, but i don’t think you get the type of feelings this fuckin’ shit is bringin’ up in me. i’m not gonna argue with you. i’m just gonna keep my mouth shut because i’ve got nothin’ good to say about anythin’ right now.  

you’re right. it’s not my place. i’m sorry. i’ll stop talking about it. i just hate seeing you like this. i know this doesn’t mean shit right now, but i love you, luke. i’m glad we have two days off after tomorrow. take it easy, man. you deserve it. 

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look at this incredible smile 

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dovewtf‌:

it’s like you’re SPEAKING to my soul right now honestly, like gimme brooklyn nine nine , how i met your mother and friends and i’m set . i could rewatch them and be perfectly happy with JUST those tv shows for the rest of my life .. they just n e v e r get old . no you don’t sound ridiculous at all !! of course everyone wishes they have more down time , i love my job and it’s literally the biggest joy in my life but some times it’s so hectic i can’t even breathe without feeling overwhelmed . relaxing just sounds heavenly . you HAVEN’T seen them ?? i feel like now we gotta have a watch party because this is just unacceptable . the first one is definitely the best , i love it so much . especially because there’s a story to it . i hate a horror movie that doesn’t have depth . hey , you can ALWAYS come talk to me about it , i’m a nerd when it comes to horrors . oh you’re so sweet , thank you so much . they’re being really well received and hyped up , so your feed back means a heck of a lot !! that’s great , touring is a lot of fun , your new song teeth is one of my faves right now . it’s on my playlist and everything . i’m doing good , throwing myself into writing and just enjoying the process . it’s been a ride . 

thank god for sitcoms, right? friends is such a feel good show, how could i forget it. though i’m still bitter about how i met your mother’s finale, i’d definitely be happy with it as well. exactly, it does get a little overwhelming at times. but like you said, it’s a very rewarding career, so the last thing i wanna do is complain. i’m totally down for a watch party. i need an expert with me to answer all my questions as we watch them. i just need to know, which one do you think is the best? same. as much as i enjoy watching people in masks chasing others around, nothing beats a horror movie with an intricate backstory. great. just know i rewatch it every other month, so i’ll be texting you a lot. of course! i’m glad they’re receiving such positive feedback. i really like that your new music’s different, i love watching artists evolve and experiment with their work. thanks! i’m really glad you like it, it’s one of my favorite songs of ours. songwriting is very therapeutic. do you write all your songs? 

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lukhem‌:

damn. i fucked up. seems to be a trend lately. it’s all right, though, mikey, you’re still mine in my heart, for whatever the hell that’s worth. stronger than the lot of us put together. i feel like i’m such a fuckin’ burden on that guy. on all of you, really. i hope he finds his happiness one day. it’s been the same color, though. my mum would take me by the balls if i ever dyed it, i think. i miss those years. i miss the guy i was when i was sixteen. i don’t know, mate, i’m C O N F I R M E D the biggest piece of shit out there so even if i told you i did, it probably wouldn’t mean shit. no i don’t. listen, hailey’s goin’ off with her friends to bali. i think i’m gonna fuck off for a few days too. not lookin’ forward to canada. i wanna fly home and see petunia, even if it’s just for a day. i’ll meet up with you lot there or whatever. good. stay happy. 

don’t fucking talk about yourself like that, man. i know that what’s happening with shawn is taking a toll on you, but please separate the situation from who you are. you’re one of the best people i’ve ever fucking met luke, and i’m not just saying that. you have the biggest fucking heart. i’ve survived through some of my worst moments because of you, and i’m sure the boys can say the exact same thing. i get that shawn’s mad at you, but you need to understand that he doesn’t hate you—  he hates what you did. he’s mad, he’s hurt— he’s bound to say some hurtful shit he doesn’t mean. you’ve done the same thing. but he knows, you know, you’re not an asshole luke. you’re not a piece of shit. he loves you, man. don’t forget that. please stop putting yourself down because of this. i’m coming with you. i swear i’ll give you your space, i’ll let you be by yourself. but i have to come. i have to be with you, luke. i don’t want you to be alone. 

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mvndcs‌:

embarrassing ? i’m a little offended over here , pal . i mean , i have our entire lives planned out . get married at thirty , have at least five children by the time we’re thirty-five , and retire in sweden . you know what ? shawn clifford does sound pretty good . alright —— but since i’m taking your last name , i get to choose where we settle down and i choose canada . you just said to give you credit . ’m simply doing what was asked of me . yeah , i feel you . you just gotta find what works for you , y’know ? i find cuddling with madison and having her play with my hair puts me right to sleep . i can call you and sing you a lullaby before bed if you want . malaysia is fucking beautiful , man . still feels like summer over here . but look at you keeping track of where i am ! i got you , expect something in the mail by the time you wake up . what can i say ? i like hearing it . that’s an understatement . the shit he’s saying to me , michael… that’s not the luke i know and love . i —— he fucking compared me to arzaylea , man . if he wants me out of his fucking life , just say so , there’s no reason to rip my heart out in the process . like i’m fucking losing it . 

fuck. i get why that hurt you. the fact that he’d even think about comparing the two of you has me livid. but as fucked up as it is, i know —i hope— he didn’t mean it. shawn, luke’s a fucking mess right now. he’s been drinking, a lot.  he’s in a terrible state. and i’m not saying this to guilt trip you or anything. i know you’re hurting as well. but i doubt he means any of these things. he’s hurt and he’s angry. you and i both know how explosive he gets. it’s not an excuse, i know. but the last thing he wants is to get rid of you, and you know this. don’t be an idiot, he fucking loves you, man. and i’m not saying you should just ignore your feelings and forgive him. i know he hurt you, and he’s just been rubbing salt in the wound with all these comments. you have every right to be upset. but please don’t let this convince you that he doesn’t love you. at the end of the day, do what’s best for you. just take some space, man. three months, three years— whatever it takes to heal. focus on yourself. do what’s gonna make you happy. i fucking hate seeing you like this, man. it’s taking everything in me not to fly to malaysia right now. please let me know you’re okay, shawn. 

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lukhem‌:

       you’ve had how many years to claim me now ? cool, let me watch. i feel like the only one of us who’d survive is ashton, just because he could fuckin’ get through anything. what if i want to be the girlfriend, mikey ? my hair has been pretty much the same since i was born, you do cool shit with it and actually pull it off. now you’re just tryin’ butter me up… and let me tell you, it’s workin’. i don’t think you’d do that, though. you’re bluffin’. you’d G L A D L Y spoon the night away with me. i do, often. i only want the best for your dick. but especially you.

maybe i’ve been waiting for you to claim me? you’re right though, i’ve missed my chance. there’s a front row seat reserved for you. really though, i admire ashton’s strength. strongest guy in our band— physically and mentally. he deserves the world. your hair’s definitely not been the same. remember when your quiff added like, five inches to your height? that was an interesting look. yeah, i miss having crazy hair sometimes. though i can’t believe you guys let me dye my hair reverse skunk. have you ever had my best interests at heart? good, you deserve to be buttered up every once in a while. alright, you caught me. i’d skip a few nights out for you— and you know how much i love partying. thanks, i know you do and i appreciate it. but don’t worry, i’m happy. 

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Text: The Aussie Boys

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b-urielectric‌:

Brendon:  Exactly what I want to hear.

Brendon:  Gotta say, you are turning beast mode on that guitar.  You better be around for drinks on me.  

michael: thanks, means a lot. i’ve been working my ass off in rehearsals. you have to stay and watch our show, i’m hoping my guitar solo in want you back will make you proud. 

michael: of course we’re having drinks. but come on, you’re the guest. drinks are on me tonight. 

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wtvscfia‌:

your ass better be kidding because i’m not out here living my best life at twenty two only for you to think i’m thirty four. i never knew you had it in you to hurt my feelings like this but louis ? i’ll have you walking for givenchy in four … unless you flat out suck at modeling which i highly doubt because let’s be real here. i’m a runway coach, not a miracle worker. what made you see the potential in me exactly ? was it because i’m such a natural with the jazz hands ? yes. this new michael is mean and i want the old one back. 

of course i’m kidding. you don’t look a day over twenty two. givenchy? in four weeks? wow, i’m lucky to have you as my coach. i’ll gladly write you a recommendation letter if you need it. the jazz hands are part of the reason. but your ambition is mainly why. with your drive, you’ll be the best guitar player in no time. you know i’d never be mean on purpose, it was a joke. i’’ll even send you flowers if it means you’ll accept my apology.  

[b-urielectric]

Text: The Aussie Boys

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b-urielectric‌:

Brendon:  Guess who is in Detroit?  

Brendon:  Someone threatened me with a good time.   Who’s down?

michael: i’ve been waiting for this text 

michael: i’m definitely down

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