VANNYāS GUIDE TO WHAT I WRITE

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Gotten really demotivated all of a sudden, expect posts to be much slower for now :(
Can I request Ulysses first kiss hcs?
YES!!!! I mightve done them b4 but idc we ball. Also ivr never kissed anyone because all the hot guys are scared of my alpha maleness (that hurt to type) so it might be inaccurate
Is it too silly to say he researched how to kiss people before he asked to kiss you? I donāt think so. He went to the library and read some romance books⦠uly dont do that.
He gained nothing from that.
So he decides to just go for it!
Basically, one day when you two were hanging out at a park, he turned to you and asked to kiss you. Straightforward king!
You agreed.
It was a quick peck on the lips, but it was really nice! His lips didnāt have a particular taste, not that you expected much.
He might want to kiss you with lipstick on, he thinks youāll look pretty with little kisses on your face. But who knows if heāll tell youā¦
Imagine p.eg boy meet there childhood best friend that they haven't seen in a long time and they enter the killing game as a transfer student. Kinda like Yamato from dra.
if you don't wanna do this it's completely fine
The discord decided Wolfgang and Jean. Weāre cooking today. Wolfie first!!
Seeing you in the game was⦠horrifying. It was you, after all.
Like, imagine not seeing your best friend for years, and all of a sudden youāre both thrust into a situation where youāre going to die. Safe to say, this is a shitty situation.
How does Wolfgang handle it? Well, first, he freaks the fuck out in his room. Second, he approaches you and promises that youāre both going to be okay.
Itās⦠really scary to him. He doesnāt want to lose anyone, especially not you. But he doesnāt really know how to protect you, other than staying near you as much as possible.
Letās hope it works outā¦
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With Jean, on the other hand, heās more prepared to keep you safe. Duh. Have you seen his physique? Heās STRONG!
Regardless, heād be worried. He cares about you after all- why wouldnāt he? You were the one to encourage him when you two were little. You were there for him- and now itās his turn to be there for you.
Jean kinda death stares tozu whenever he even suggests the idea of you dying. Itās unexpected for him, and also kinda scary.
Sorry this oneās kinda short, my brain juices dried out
Hello! May i please request a Kai x Ult. Jeweler! Reader who makes him custom jewelry? Thank you so much!!
(Iām down bad for Kai lol)
ABSOLUTELY!!!!!! Kai nation where r uā¦
Kai adores you, so, SO much.
Not just because youāre amazing and beautiful and his partner, but because of the incredible gifts you give him!
Necklaces, rings, earrings, bracelets, you name it!
Not to mention the fact youāll design it specifically for him⦠butterflies, his initials, anything.
Every time you give him a new gift, he immediately tries it on and posts it.
Itās both flattering and embarrassing, somehow.
Heāll give you kisses while youāre designing the jewelry, and he likes to watch you work.
Kai insists on doing a vlog of you working, you should let him sometime!
He really does love you, and he gives you just as many gifts as you give him. Usually supplies, but also snacks and stuff!
Can you do one where Toshiko helps Ulysses realize heās inlove with y/n and she helps him confess but heās a nervous wreck (sorry itās long)
This is such a cute idea im gonna bite you bro
Ulysses wasnāt a romantic. He knew that much. So he asked a romance expert to help him dissect his feelings.
Now, obviously, he was crushing on you. Didnāt take a genius to figure that out⦠the fact he had notes on you, the way he hovered around you, the way he canāt take his eyes off of you when youāre aroundā¦. Even Damon knew Uly was into you.
So, Toshiko hatched a plan. Sheād lure you to the garden, and Ulysses would meet you there! Then, he would confess. Easy enough , right?
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he was twenty minutes late. Heād fallen asleep standing again, Toshiko had to go look for him! Obviously , the whole ordeal confused you.
Plan B?
Toshiko locked the two of you in a room. She left a note telling Ulysses to confess to get the key.
It took three hours.
The two of you left while holding hands, at least! And it turned out the door wasnāt even locked⦠Toshiko faked it. Goodnessā¦
PLEAAAAAAAAASEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE I BEG YOU ON BEHALF OF THE EVA NATION WE NEED MORE GIRLFAILIURE EVA WE NEED HER!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!! ANYTHING!!!!!!! ANYTHING RELATED TO HER!!!!!!!!! love your stuff btw fire emoji times five
EVA NATION!!!!
Slight spoilers for chapter one under the cut!!
Eva cursed herself. Over and over, every time she saw you. No, every time she failed to charm you.
She tried everything she could think would work. Flirting (she failed miserably), being direct (she stuttered it all out and failed again), writing a letter (she crumpled it up), EVERYTHING!
Of course, she went to Damon for help. Now, this is Damon weāre talking about. Not exactly a romance expert. He just told her to tell you directly.
So Eva went to someone else. Toshiko.
Toshiko told her to play to her strengths⦠so she did
Okayokayokaybut
Jean delamer Ć a reader who's really affectionate?
ANYTHING FOR YOU ANON!!!ā
Truthfully, Jean was shocked when he realized just how affectionate you are. Not only romantically, but with your friends too! Giving them hugs, gifts, constant compliments, it was really heartwarming to watch, frankly.
And he was in love with you. So, he asked you for a kissā¦.
You didnāt exactly realize he meant a kiss on the lips, so you kissed his cheek! Jean was a little disappointed, but he realized he needed to specify.
So he did!
And seeing you blush made his day. Obviously you still kissed him, but he gave you a moment to cool off before you did. What a gentleman, honestly!
I just want to apologize in advance if what I requested for was too much
Not at all! Iām just clearing out old requests before new ones.
Can we have Diana x reader fluff? thanks!
ABSOLUTELY!!!!!! Diana i will always love youā¦..
Diana is the best girlfriend ever. At least in your opinion.
Sheāll give you gifts anyyyy day of the week, if you show interest in something, sheāll get it for you! Being the ultimate cosmologist comes with some perks after all, heheā¦
Iāve said this before iāll say it again. If you let her, youāll be her personal canvas for makeup!
Actually sheāll probably paint you in general. She gives you a beautiful painting of you and if you dont hang it up on your wall i will find yš„š„
Movie nights. She seems like a romcom kinda gal, so snuggling up with Diana on a rainy day and watching love actually or something silly like that would definitely make her happy.
Surprise shawty ur getting a drabble too sorry i have favorites
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Even though it was POURING down rain outside, you felt warm. Not just because of the insulation, but because of your girlfriend, Diana. She was in the kitchen, preparing some snacks.
Movie night was definitely your favorite day of the week. The two of you would sit down on the couch in her dorm and watch whatever romcom was on the list! Todayās pick was a shitty Christmas movie called Hot Frosty. You donāt even remember how it ended up on the list, but whatever!
Settling in on the couch, you snuggle up next to Diana, grabbing her hand in your own. She gently squeezes it, smiling at you. āThis might be the worst movie weāre ever gonna watch⦠but hey, we can always kiss during the silly parts!ā She was always optimistic like that. That was one of your favorite things about her for sure.
You ended up kissing a lot during that movie. Your face was covered in lipstick.
Iām gonna try and get at least 2 or 3 requests done per day but i cant guarantee it⦠SIGHHHā¦
What if they turned Grace Madison into a bowling ball would that be fucked up or what
Is this really going to be the first thing you ask me upon rediscovering my account
Gooberā¦..
Hello, can we get some wholesome cuddling headcanons for Wolfgang?š
YES!!!! YESSSS YESSS!!!!!!! I HOPE THAT LAWYER GETS A HAPPY PARTNER AND SPENDS THE REST OF HIS LIFE LOVING THEM!!!!!!!!!!
U get hcs AND a short drabble bc all my oomfs love that lawyer.
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Wolfgang was never the type to be cuddly, until you came along. It was strange, but he enjoyed the close proximity.
The first few times you and him snuggled, it was a little awkward, since he was so stiff. Poor guy didnāt know how to hold you! But with some guidance, he managed to relax into your embrace.
He especially likes to cuddle after a nice shower from either you or him. The smell of shampoo has always been one of his favorites!
After a while, it became routine. It was a nice routine. Probably his favorite.
ā¦
It had been a long day. Wolfgang was still settling the case with his current client, and it gave him a headache. But.. there was something waiting for him at home, so as soon as the judge called to finish up for the day, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing you laying in bed reading a book was enough to bring a smile to his face. He took off his jacket and tie, setting his briefcase aside, and he sat on the bed, pulling you into a hug.
āWoah, someoneās a little clingyā¦ā you murmured, setting aside your book and hugging him back.
āI missed you.ā He whispers, kissing your forehead. Wolfgang gently runs his fingers through your hair, a smile on his face as he gazes into your eyes. āIām sorry I came home later than usual⦠things got a bit messy at work.ā
āItās alright, youāre here with me now.ā
He really, truly, loved you.
Not a request but Iād just wanted to drop by and tell you that your writing is absolutely fantastic and I love it so much!!
Thank you for writing š
TYSM!!!!!!!! Hehehehehe
If it ain't much of a bother, could I ask for jean (project eden) x a reader who's the ultimate child caretaker? Like they know all about how to educate, comfort, raise, etc for children? Sorry if this doesn't make sense! And remember to put yourself before work!
ABSOLUTELY!!! I was sitting on this one for a year actually lolzies!!
Jean was never good with kids, but he always loved to spend time with them, telling them about his voyages and adventures.
But kids didnāt really like being around himā¦
So when you came around, he tried to ask for as much help as possible, and you offered to help him out.
Honestly he mightve fallen for you right then and there.
With your help, Jean is able to tell his stories to children during storytime, and he even helps put them to sleep!
Jean essentially becomes your assistant for a while, since he canāt exactly go out sailing very often in the academy.
The entire time the two of you worked together, he slowly grew more and more attracted to you. How could he not? You were beautiful and so, so kind.
The day before a voyage, he decides to confess his feelings, as clearly as he can. He tells you all about how he gets lost in your eyes, how he adores seeing you work, how he wants to hold youā¦
Now obviously, youāre flattered by this. Who isnāt?
He promises to take you on a date when he gets back.
Please donāt put spoilers into asks! I canāt reply to an ask and spoiler the message for you. ^^; instead just say āchapter one victim/killerā & Iāll know!
Quick question did you watch both daily life and deadly life. If so what's your opinion. Because I was crying for one hou after the victim reveal
I still need to get through all of it, but i know the basics! Iāll put my thoughts under the cut.
CH1 VICTIM SPOILERS!!!!!