Puns (Don’t hate me)
@lilachillcomic
@adrienviolet
Noel: Hey Ruby
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Noel: Do you think if you ever became a furry that you’d be RubyMewsday
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Noel: or if you played trumpet you’d be RubyBluesday
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Noel: If you were a mystery solver would you be RubyCluesday
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Noel: or if the election didn’t go as planned you’d be RubyLoseday
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Noel: If you were an electrician would you be RubyFuseday
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Noel: If you broke something you’d be RubyGluesday
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Noel: If you did what I’m doing you’d be RubyOveruseday
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Noel: If you got inked we’d call you RubyTattoosday
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Noel: Right now you’re probably RubyConfuseday
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Noel: If you worked birthday parties you’d be RubyAmuseday
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Noel: or possibly RubyMuseday
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Noel: If you took journalism you can be RubyNewsday
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Noel: If you moved North you could be RubyIgloosday
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Noel:or south and you could be RubyCruiseday
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Noel:Read the Quran and you’d be RubyJewsday
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Noel:Sleep in and you could be RubySnoozeday
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Noel: Be a carpenter and you’d be RubyScrewsday
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Noel:Like animals? Well then you’re RubyZoosday
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Noel: If you trick us we’d call you RubyRuseday
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Noel: if you play pool you’re RubyCuesday
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Noel:If you planned a city would you be RubyAvenuesday
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Noel:if you got heels you’d be RubyShoesday
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Noel:if you were a bartender you’d be called RubyBoozeday
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Noel:or a lawyer RubyAccuseday
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Noel:or even RubyExcuseday
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Noel:or you could become an artist with the title RubyStatuesday
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Noel:you could get stronger glasses and be RubyViewsday
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Noel:or be from Aussie and be RubyKangaroosDay
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Noel:You’re probably sick of this and you’re going to punch me, aren’t you RubyBruiseDay
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