Dance Fucker Dance

Alexander Hamilton. JK it's Gallagher. Tbh the first name is wrong too call me Xander.

[xander-gallagher]

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Xander: we shared a womb we can share a room

Phoebe: then let's do it

Xander: I'm way ahead of you

Xander: Gem is probably gonna hate me bc i just put my dresser in her room

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Xander: Wait seriously?

Phoebe: i mean, moving matrresses will be exhausting so i'm not gonna wanna move them back for like a week which means you have to let me sleep in your room until i get the energy to put my mattress back but yeah let's do it

Xander: we shared a womb we can share a room

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Phoebe: let's do it

Phoebe: and then we can watch movies

Xander: Wait seriously?

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Phoebe: sounds like a dream rn

Phoebe: i'm honestly so tired

Xander: In that case. I measured and if we take all the furniture out of my room and take your mattress, my mattress, and the two air mattresses we have in the basement it works perfectly.

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Xander: ok but imagine a room where the entire floor is a mattress

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Xander: zwhere are my clothes?

Phoebe: I don't know, hun. Do you want me to bring you some?

Xander: I liked my shirt and my pants made my butt look good.

Xander: I have a sock on my right foot and my left shoe they don't match

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Xander: I don't know but I'm standing in this party with just my undies

Phoebe: do i need to come get you and bring you home?

Xander: zwhere are my clothes?

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Xander: I lost my clothes

Phoebe: How?

Xander: I don't know but I'm standing in this party with just my undies

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Xander: I lost my clothes

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@genevievesams: @xandergallagher abso fucking lutely because i 1000% need someone to talk me out of "getting together to talk" so we can be each others support

@xandergallagher: @genevievesams I saw we get new phone numbers

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@genevievesams: @xandgergallagher should we start a club?

@xandergallagher: @genevievesams as long as it's the clubs duty to keep me from actually texting him back.

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@genevievesams: i'd like to file a formal request for my ex to stop contacting me

@xandergallagher: @genevievesams okay but ditto?

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↳ INSTAGRAM: xander_gallagher  uploaded a new photo with @ftphoebe

Just chilling with my fave <3

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[xander-gallagher]

★ daveed

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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★ thea

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[xander-gallagher]

⭐️ phoebe

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[xander-gallagher]

★ - gemini

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better