pics from my dad's ipad

[xanthony-mason]

teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?

me: the bourgeois

teacher: what

me: what

karl marx: nice

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😢 Shed a tear 4 Ronald

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warning: DJ Khaled

I got a friend of a friend who helps manage a venue that booked Khaled a while ago. 11:00 PM, no show. 12:00 PM, no show. folks throwin shit at the stage. I think round 12:45 he shows up, spends ten minutes trying to get the crowd to chant his name, he plays two songs he had nothin to do with, walks off stage and somehow gets a drunk girl to follow him. they fuck in the elevator for less than a minute and Khaled leaves khum on the fuckin ground for the venue to clean up

[queefybuttcheeks]

🔑🔑🔑🔑

[lake-erie]

she hugg me

[jessehimself]

[queefybuttcheeks]

what im attracted to in a woman: her extravagantly unnecessary tamagotchi collection so we can shoot a documentary about strange obsessions n i can be that confused but supportive bf they interview like “shit she jus like tamagotchi pets thats my boo tho”

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[osakautism]

leave bro alone

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