The One And Only Claude Faustus

I am Claude Faustus, one hell of a butler. I RP with anyone and I also accept requests for AU, so don't be shy and talk to me. *Bows* That would be all for now. M!As: NONE ((Independent RP Account.)) Day into night, sugar into salt, living to dead, and silver into gold. That's what makes a Trancy butler.

[coitus-will-destroy-us]

[the-legend-of-zelda-series]

HOW DARE THEY PACKAGE A PIECE OF GOLD WITH A PIECE OF CRAP?!?!

[thegethknowbest-deactivated2018]

Look you may not like legend of zelda but its a pretty good game, there’s no reason to call it a piece of crap.

[eunnieboo]

so apparently gengar is like 5 feet tall but at this point i am just done omg. here are some sleepy girls with their pokemon

[melthemagpie]

when you’re reading porn and you can’t tell what position their bodies are supposed to be in and you’ve lost track of all limbs and you’re just

[susielesbian]

you: birds aren’t that great

me: 

you: holy shit

[yorozuiya]

[avatarlexa]

lok + cards against humanity

[llove-you-always]

How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

[sulettacore64]

i am 5’2” and let me tell you… it is not jUST CATS

[teethagoddess]

[whatwouldhuddersdo]

[x]

[korythedirtyracetraitor-deactiv]

she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

[online-waifu]

[sonoemon]

[best-of-memes]

[surprisebitch]

im pretty certain due to the extremely conservative nature of Mormons, they dont condone this message

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[melty-wings]

[lovesexdevotion]

That was so beautiful

[30-space-chickens-go]

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

[gael-garcia]

[paleakatsu]

OMG

[jcsp1688-deactivated20201117]

…now that you think about it…

[thedarkknyght]

Never can just scroll by this.

[steevoooo-deactivated20180127]

No fucking way.

[clio-jlh]

always

[shiraglassman]

Well, that’s just damn cute

[jinxedwood]

shiraglassharry potter

[iamthecutestofborg]

an entire interracial gay love story going on in the background…

[vinesnow]