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Skyler Moore | 20 | The Hot Mess @skyhigh: I'll cut the hands of the next dude that tries to grope me

[derekkmorrison-blog]

Wait, can we sleep first and then search?

[xo-skyler]

Sleep on the plane ride over. Or are you and Scott going to be too busy joining the mile high club?

[lcrrxine-deactivated20200914]

Oh, okay… I didn’t really expect anyone too. [sniffles and nods] Thanks, Sky. I’ll… I’ll find someone else.

[xo-skyler]

Sorry I wasn’t much help. Hey, wait.. do you want someone to talk?

[lcrrxine-deactivated20200914]

I’m… [hiccups] I’m sorry, but… do you know how to get… [hiccups] spray paint off of marble? I’ve tried [hiccups] everything and… sorry. It’s alright if… [hiccups] if you don’t know.

[xo-skyler]

Uh, no I don’t..Mel, just, calm down.

[xo-skyler]

text @ (anyone)

Scar: alright but the real question is will I be able to bring Scruffy????

Skyle: do itttttt

Skyler: but i think the /real/ question is can i get away with smuggling some weed over there

[yeah-andrew-johnson]

Because humans fucked it up.

[xo-skyler]

Humans are always fucking things up.

[derekkmorrison-blog]

Hell yeah.

[xo-skyler]

The adventure starts the second we touch ground.

[derekkmorrison-blog]

Oh, shit. You’re probably right. Their coke might be fucking amazing.

[xo-skyler]

Exactly, so are you down to go searching for anything good with me when we get there?

[xo-skyler]

text > skyler

Chris: thanks

Skyler: don't mention it babe

[derekkmorrison-blog]

Then we’ll have some real fun. I wanna be high on shrooms the whole damn trip honestly.

[xo-skyler]

It’d probably be one of the best trips yet. That’d be fun and I bet they’ve got some crazy shit down there, maybe even something better than shrooms.

[yeah-andrew-johnson]

Global climate change at its finest.

[xo-skyler]

Why couldn’t the climates be normal everywhere?

[derekkmorrison-blog]

That makes sense. Oh, I fucking hope so. Terrorizing prudish people makes my life.

[xo-skyler]

I’m sure you do but who knows, maybe the prudish people won’t even come. We’ll just have to wait and see.

[xo-skyler]

text > skyler

Chris: ur the best

Skyler: I know (: be there soonish

[xo-skyler]

text > skyler

Chris: chick fil a :)))))

Skyler: fine, chick fil a it is

[derekkmorrison-blog]

I’m not sure, but I’m glad it doesn’t.

[xo-skyler]

Probably has something to do with the fact I’ve seen it all. Just wait, you’ll probably get stuck with someone who’s a prude that will never look you in the eye again when we get back.

[derekkmorrison-blog]

Dear roommate for Punta Cana trip, I walk around in just my boxers 99% of the time.

[xo-skyler]

Why does this not surprise me?

[xo-skyler]

text > skyler

Chris: this is why ily

Chris: go wherever u like i'll pay you back

Skyler: hmm oh yeah thats why

Skyler: well im headed for some fast food, what do you want?

[queendodger-deactivated20150727]

Okay I’m actually pretty fucking excited for this trip. Hopefully I don’t get an idiot as my roommate.

[xo-skyler]

I'm just excited to get away from this stupid ice cold weather for a while.