ludds

Brittany Instagram: ludfin click here for selfies

[adrenaline]

Love, Rosie (2014)

[adrenaline]

Unknow source

[aprettyokaydude-deactivated2019]

stop saying ‘policeman/policewoman’

just use the gender neutral term, “pig”

[drakesfavoritebbw]

[clientsfromhell]

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

[xsndbwha]

My job

[factly]

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[xsndbwha]

me as an airline pilot

me over the intercom: do you guys like me

[cocvino-deactivated20160219]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

[teenscoolest]

[pussylipgloss]

when i see girls hating on astrology i’m like ….is he around? is your man making you say this ? lmk when the coast is clear and i’ll send you your chart babe

[yungvrhees]

[theflashingwater]

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

[onlytwitterpics]

[mizoguchi]

[champagnepadre]