drop it low

Caine Flanagan

[xxcaineflan]

xseanflanaganx​:

your duty huh? and i wouldn’t talk too soon, yvie might just be your aunt here soon.

Still going to be blaming you. 

[xxcaineflan]

mosesbeiste​:

They sound pretty fucking evil.

They are teenage lads and lassies, they are the definition of evil. 

[xxcaineflan]

nixondelmonico​:

Might as well have signed your own death certificate there, eh man?

They don’t kick that hard, why I did it. Besides it’s fun to make them angry. 

[xxcaineflan]

xseanflanaganx​:

see no, cause yvie also is his owner and she’s an angel.

See, we’re talking about you. Yvie isn’t my uncle, you are. So it’s my duty to put all the blame on you.

[xxcaineflan]

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[xxcaineflan]

xseanflanaganx​:

hey half the time he’s the culprit, i own up to it when it’s my fault.

You’re his owner, it’s always your fault. 

[xxcaineflan]

xseanflanaganx​:

hey that wasn’t all me jim’s a pretty big distraction.

Yeah sure, blame the dog. 

[xxcaineflan]

nixondelmonico​:

Or you could ask why they seem to be aiming for your face… Did you make them run too much or something? Jesus fuck.

I may have made them run around the field a few... dozen times in a week. And then told them they couldn’t take a break until they made a goal off of me.

[xxcaineflan]

logansterlingduval​:

Not to critique your plan, it’s brilliant, but like.. Couldn’t that get the program canceled? Just some food for thought.

Clearly I’ve had too many balls to the face, mate. I can still make them think I’d do it.

[xxcaineflan]

mosesbeiste​:

I know you said it’s soccer, but maybe invest in a helmet? That sounds like a missing tooth waiting to happen or at the very least, a bloody nose.

Their kicks can’t do that much damage, to be honest. They aim for the face just to piss me off.

[a-golden-heart]

[xxcaineflan]

clementinehartt​:

“ah - the accent makes sense now. did you grow up there?”

“I did, yeah. Born and raised in Ireland, only just moved to Ohio this past year.”

[xxcaineflan]

clementinehartt​:

“from lima, originally, but i moved to paris for about a year and a half for work.”

“Oh Paris. That’s a beautiful place. I came from Italy myself.”

[xxcaineflan]

xseanflanaganx​:

well i am never coming to watch a practice or a game ever again.

Good, maybe they’ll pay attention now. 

[xxcaineflan]

clementinehartt​:

“goodness - it feels so weird to be back. it was a culture shock leaving and moving to a new country, but it kind of feels like one coming back too.”

“Where did you move from?”

[xxcaineflan]

I wrote a song for a movie. 

Maybe I’ll get back into this music thing. 

[xxcaineflan]

flanaganxgretchen​:

“oh god…don’t.”

“But it’s so tempting, Gretchen.”