Black Hat’s REAL Wife

🩷💚 Ｄ𝖊ｍ𝖊𝖓ｃⅈɑ 🩷💚 𝗕𝘐ɑｃ𝚔 Ηɑ𝘵‘𝓼 ૦𝑵𝞔 𝔸𝑵Ｄ ૦𝑵𐐛Ⲩ 🩷💚

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[presentablemichael]

[littlealienproducts]

Red Spiral Tights by DARINKAWEAR

[xxliquidlizardxx]

where’s *my* tall dark and handsome Prince Charming. I’m loveable, aren’t I?

[xxliquidlizardxx]

the manor feels weird today.

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[dogheadeds4int]

[xxliquidlizardxx]

He up in the pussy mpreg style

[xxliquidlizardxx]

I sucked your mom off hard and she filed a restraining order against me. Help.

[out-of-body-xperience]

Cruel Intentions

[xxliquidlizardxx]

I sat on a ramekin of Sweet and Sour sauce. Fuck my life.

[manwhoremyron]

for the last time I KNOW WHERE THE CLIT IS. i've had enough sex with enough people who have them to know where they fucking are!

[xxliquidlizardxx]

I bet they were paid to fuck you

[manwhoremyron]

not true. norm and malice weren't getting paid.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what about the chick

[manwhoremyron]

i've yet to... ah, penetrate sam like that. so to speak. but im working on it.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what are you, 50? Just say “no”

[manwhoremyron]

oh im sorry, i forgot you don't like reading sentences with more than five words in them.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

Being wordy makes you sound like a child predator and a nerd.

[manwhoremyron]

the nerd thing i'll gladly accept but i don't fuck kids. thats gross.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

you’re just repressed I think. Old ass man.

[manwhoremyron]

im nineteen!!!

[xxliquidlizardxx]

…what the fuck so am I

[xxliquidlizardxx]

I love causing situations

[manwhoremyron]

for the last time I KNOW WHERE THE CLIT IS. i've had enough sex with enough people who have them to know where they fucking are!

[xxliquidlizardxx]

I bet they were paid to fuck you

[manwhoremyron]

not true. norm and malice weren't getting paid.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what about the chick

[manwhoremyron]

i've yet to... ah, penetrate sam like that. so to speak. but im working on it.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what are you, 50? Just say “no”

[manwhoremyron]

oh im sorry, i forgot you don't like reading sentences with more than five words in them.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

Being wordy makes you sound like a child predator and a nerd.

[manwhoremyron]

the nerd thing i'll gladly accept but i don't fuck kids. thats gross.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

you’re just repressed I think. Old ass man.

[manwhoremyron]

for the last time I KNOW WHERE THE CLIT IS. i've had enough sex with enough people who have them to know where they fucking are!

[xxliquidlizardxx]

I bet they were paid to fuck you

[manwhoremyron]

not true. norm and malice weren't getting paid.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what about the chick

[manwhoremyron]

i've yet to... ah, penetrate sam like that. so to speak. but im working on it.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what are you, 50? Just say “no”

[manwhoremyron]

oh im sorry, i forgot you don't like reading sentences with more than five words in them.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

Being wordy makes you sound like a child predator and a nerd.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

who the fuck let the geezer perv on here

[manwhoremyron]

for the last time I KNOW WHERE THE CLIT IS. i've had enough sex with enough people who have them to know where they fucking are!

[xxliquidlizardxx]

I bet they were paid to fuck you

[manwhoremyron]

not true. norm and malice weren't getting paid.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what about the chick

[manwhoremyron]

i've yet to... ah, penetrate sam like that. so to speak. but im working on it.

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what are you, 50? Just say “no”

[xxliquidlizardxx]

what is that [picture of a random kid staring at the camera in an unsettling fashion]