Jul 5, 2023
truly The Guy Ever. his daughter is older than him and is also a boy and a shark and a teenager. his husband cut his arm off. he could have gone back to his dream job but instead he decided to overthrow the government. he’s an orphan. he has big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. he listens to dope saint jude. he stole a car to avoid having 1 second of awkward conversation with a retail worker. sometimes his daughter is a large animal that he rides into battle. he dresses like a dark souls character. he lives in a hovel. he’s named after those weird little columns that hold up fancy staircases. he hates free form jazz.
