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hi! you can call me p • i (mostly) post about yoongi, seokjin, and jungkook • i also write when i have time

[glitchyoongi]

we all have that one friend

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the girl im interested in just gave me a shirt with “friendzoned” written on it. if this isn’t the demise of my dignity, i dont know what is.

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update: she sent me a video for my birthday hELp

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update: so last night my uni had its annual christmas celebration and since my uni is big its usually just like a musical festival. anyway, we ended up being each other’s “dates” because i contacted her because we were third wheeling from our different couple friends (it went something like, “duDE SAVE ME, IM A THIRD WHEEL RN” and she replied, “SAME”.) yall dont even understand how happy i was last night 😭👌

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update: i was in a seminar today and i sat beside girl crush who gave me a friendzoned shirt as a gIFT. anyway, we’re close friends so imagine my daily struggles but on to the point, i looked at her direction *note we were standing up because the speaker made us do so* and she suddenly smiled at me and started scratching my chin and patting my head, and for a moment i was taken a back, not because i liked it but because i was genuinely surprised with the action. i asked her what the hell she was doing and she answered with a menacing smile, “you’re like a dog”.

i went from friendzone to a dOG

[yoonjinarchive]

update: so, last night she borrowed my sweater because she had to interview a former senior of ours for the uni’s newspaper and at first i was reluctant, i like you bUT not enough to just let you borrow my jacket (im territorial with my clothes), yet she begged me because her cover interview will last till 9PM and i finally gave up and literally made her swear for her life to not lose it or else.

nOW, i regret lending it to her because she wore it again today (she did laundry it sooo) and when i got cold she gave it back and now it sMELLS LIKE HER AND GOOD GOD HELP ME. also, she told me she fell asleep on her way home because of how comfy my jacket is AHHH

(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

yall this little moments make my day oKAY. i dont care if we dont start dating, just being her friend makes me feel uWU

[yoonjinarchive]

GUYS FUCK DURING OUR PSYCH CLASS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GENDER EQUALITY AND OUR PROF ASKED THE CLASS DO TO SKITS IN GROUPS THAT CAN EXPLAIN GENDER EQUALITY AND WELL DUCK, there was this group who did a couple who were lesbians but i wasnt paying muchh attention to it because i was spacing out (i tend to think about diff things when im bored) and ‘friendzoned shirt friend’ placed her head against mine and said, “eh they dont look like a couple. look at me and p we look like a believable couple.” not one person in my group of friends said anything and for a solid minute i was confused and once again, caught off guard.

honestly, i was in a process of seeing her as only as friend but it can be a struggle if she drops shit like this out of nowhere.

(btw my best friend who’s a lesbian told me that shes making a move and idk if i should believe that motherfucker)

[yoonjinarchive]

bTW SHES QUEER or well when i asked her about it she wont answer me because its complicated but the only thing she told me was that, “you already know what i am. i bet you had your hunch.”

and on another note, im not quite sure who ‘i am’ precisely because i am not into labels, if you are then i dont really mind! be proud of who you are!!!!! plus, im the type of person who hasn’t fallen in love yet and i used to identify myself as an aromantic and an asexual but now idk. another reason why i havent asked her out is its because me liking her is more of a cute elementary crush. a simple fondness that can make your day.

also, i share experience to you all because im

closeted but not really if you get what i mean??????? and there is a sense of comfort with you all here idk

[yoonjinarchive]

hello, so yo girl decided to move on and look at her as a cute younger friend that would make my day (sometimes she annoys the heck out of me) but i decided to pair up with her for PE class (yes, im in uni and PE is a requirement hELP) for a couple synchronize exercise. she says yes and we decided to plan our choreo (if thats what you call it) after class and god the moment we started walking, looking for a destination to plan everything, we ended up in one of the couple’s spots in uni and she said, out of fucking nowhere, “oh it’s like we’re going on a date” 

me: “d-date? EW YOU AND ME AHAHHAAH NEVER” * gay goes haywire, my mind just completely went into shambles. on another note, our straight couple friends kept passing by so we instantly got distracted thank gOD

[yoonjinarchive]

yall we were having a debate during our public speaking class and a diff group was debating (we were in the same group by chance, the professor picked the members) about gay marriage legalisation and suddenly she paired two of our girl friends and said, “oh you two would make a cute couple” and then she continued, “and then me and p would too” and then she hugged me and i was once again caught off guard by this woman istg. the reply of our two girl friends were, “okay we love you two but we’re both straight and we like dicks, not vaginas” i started cackling so hard i swore i choke.

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hello gays its been a year since i’ve updated this and well she moved to a different university that has given her a greater opportunity. i was a bit sad at first because she hid it from me and my friends during the entirety of summer break and only told us two weeks before the next semester started. we’re still friends, like we ate kbbq on her birthday with and other stuff. she even told me personally that she has found a girl she liked at her new school and i was a bit regretful that i didn't make a move back when i had the chance. she was already giving hints but i took it for granted– i was mostly scared that i’d ruin our friendship. but, i’m doing fine now and in a happier mood these days, focusing on my studies. maybe dating really isn’t for me right now but i’m glad i got to share this with you all. thank you for reading this. i was never really like out, “out” for me to easily talk to my irl friends, so i’m really thankful for you who tolerated this. looking back, i was kinda cute but cringey lol. till next time! 

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seokjin lets yoongi keep his clothes in seokjin's room im crying

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[luvmaze-bts]

Make it Right on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Introductions on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert~

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

“why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to admit that they’re not an almighty symbol of empowerment, and secondly that if you do a job with a lot of physical activity in heels you’re risking your own safety. all these women fighting in heels on tv are going to end up seriously injuring themselves. 

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

weaponised femininity is a concept made up in an attempt to get us to embrace the industries created to hold us back/profit from our insecurities so that we can continue to fit into the male expectation of what a woman should be and not question why we are forced to spend thousands on our appearance every year

[wizzardhat]

just a small anecdote. I had a friend who worked in theater; she was the stage manager and an actress came to her in tears one day because the director absolutely refused to let her do a choreographed fight scene in less than 3 inch heels because “they’re platforms so you’ll be okay.” My friend, who is a woman’s size 10, brought her own heels in the next day and DEMANDED the director put them on and try the choreography before the actress did it. He finally agreed to change it, without putting the heels on.

so like I know you might think of “all those women on tv fighting in heels” as fictional woman who WOULD hurt themselves in real life, but its fiction so its okay…except those women are portrayed by real actresses who are actually fighting in actual heels, being directed by dudes who have never worn a pair of heels in their lives, alongside men who aren’t expected to constantly wear things that make their stunts 2x more dangerous than they have to be. Just a thought.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Men take “let’s see feminine women being badass” to mean “let’s see women impractically focused on their appearance in combat situations.“

[ai-yo]

That’s why I loved Black Panther even more Nakia took off her heels and used them as weapons and was running and driving around barefoot in that one scene

[crystalzelda]

A number of stuntwomen have spoken out about getting injured on sets because the character is wearing heels and skimpy clothing that provide no protection or padding. It literally harms rl women.

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/29/why-stuntwomen-are-in-more-danger-than-men

[link-the-feral-anon]

The only way I wanna see a women fight with heels is if she takes them off and fights with them a la Mulan/Nakia style.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sorry i can’t hear the noise of male entitlement over the sound of Evangeline Lilly and every other woman sighing in frustration

[thestoryteller23]

They photoshopped the heels onto wonder woman. Not even Gal Gadot could fight in them, but it was so important to The Look™ that they frame by frame added them. Gal wore flats to the red carpet in protest.

[northray]

My high school had a dress code that required skirts and pantyhose/tights for girls. Our male gym teacher insisted ten minutes was more than enough time to change after gym class. We asked him if he’d ever tried to put on pantyhose over sweaty/damp legs. He tried it. Took 45 minutes. Two things changed: all-male school board changed the dress code for girls to include dress pants, and our gym change time increased to 20 minutes. Men literally have no frame of reference for their privilege and misogyny and need to be schooled.

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

“Weaponized femininity” with the current definition is so stupid. I’d like to see reasonable weaponized femininity. Hair clips that can double as throwing knives, clutches that can be transformed into shields, wearing dresses both for the look and for the added range of motion. None of this “Fighting in 5 inch heels” or “Stupidly tight spandex that you can’t move in but still Looks Good.”

Anybody out there advocating for “weaponized femininity” needs to be advicating for practicality and safety as well

[fykook]

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[lqglossy]

🥟

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out of topic but Gintama will always be the best anime for me.

[yoonjinarchive]

the girl im interested in just gave me a shirt with “friendzoned” written on it. if this isn’t the demise of my dignity, i dont know what is.

[yoonjinarchive]

update: she sent me a video for my birthday hELp

[yoonjinarchive]

update: so last night my uni had its annual christmas celebration and since my uni is big its usually just like a musical festival. anyway, we ended up being each other’s “dates” because i contacted her because we were third wheeling from our different couple friends (it went something like, “duDE SAVE ME, IM A THIRD WHEEL RN” and she replied, “SAME”.) yall dont even understand how happy i was last night 😭👌

[yoonjinarchive]

update: i was in a seminar today and i sat beside girl crush who gave me a friendzoned shirt as a gIFT. anyway, we’re close friends so imagine my daily struggles but on to the point, i looked at her direction *note we were standing up because the speaker made us do so* and she suddenly smiled at me and started scratching my chin and patting my head, and for a moment i was taken a back, not because i liked it but because i was genuinely surprised with the action. i asked her what the hell she was doing and she answered with a menacing smile, “you’re like a dog”.

i went from friendzone to a dOG

[yoonjinarchive]

update: so, last night she borrowed my sweater because she had to interview a former senior of ours for the uni’s newspaper and at first i was reluctant, i like you bUT not enough to just let you borrow my jacket (im territorial with my clothes), yet she begged me because her cover interview will last till 9PM and i finally gave up and literally made her swear for her life to not lose it or else.

nOW, i regret lending it to her because she wore it again today (she did laundry it sooo) and when i got cold she gave it back and now it sMELLS LIKE HER AND GOOD GOD HELP ME. also, she told me she fell asleep on her way home because of how comfy my jacket is AHHH

(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

yall this little moments make my day oKAY. i dont care if we dont start dating, just being her friend makes me feel uWU

[yoonjinarchive]

GUYS FUCK DURING OUR PSYCH CLASS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GENDER EQUALITY AND OUR PROF ASKED THE CLASS DO TO SKITS IN GROUPS THAT CAN EXPLAIN GENDER EQUALITY AND WELL DUCK, there was this group who did a couple who were lesbians but i wasnt paying muchh attention to it because i was spacing out (i tend to think about diff things when im bored) and ‘friendzoned shirt friend’ placed her head against mine and said, “eh they dont look like a couple. look at me and p we look like a believable couple.” not one person in my group of friends said anything and for a solid minute i was confused and once again, caught off guard.

honestly, i was in a process of seeing her as only as friend but it can be a struggle if she drops shit like this out of nowhere.

(btw my best friend who’s a lesbian told me that shes making a move and idk if i should believe that motherfucker)

[yoonjinarchive]

bTW SHES QUEER or well when i asked her about it she wont answer me because its complicated but the only thing she told me was that, “you already know what i am. i bet you had your hunch.”

and on another note, im not quite sure who ‘i am’ precisely because i am not into labels, if you are then i dont really mind! be proud of who you are!!!!! plus, im the type of person who hasn’t fallen in love yet and i used to identify myself as an aromantic and an asexual but now idk. another reason why i havent asked her out is its because me liking her is more of a cute elementary crush. a simple fondness that can make your day.

also, i share experience to you all because im

closeted but not really if you get what i mean??????? and there is a sense of comfort with you all here idk

[yoonjinarchive]

hello, so yo girl decided to move on and look at her as a cute younger friend that would make my day (sometimes she annoys the heck out of me) but i decided to pair up with her for PE class (yes, im in uni and PE is a requirement hELP) for a couple synchronize exercise. she says yes and we decided to plan our choreo (if thats what you call it) after class and god the moment we started walking, looking for a destination to plan everything, we ended up in one of the couple’s spots in uni and she said, out of fucking nowhere, “oh it’s like we’re going on a date” 

me: “d-date? EW YOU AND ME AHAHHAAH NEVER” * gay goes haywire, my mind just completely went into shambles. on another note, our straight couple friends kept passing by so we instantly got distracted thank gOD

[yoonjinarchive]

yall we were having a debate during our public speaking class and a diff group was debating (we were in the same group by chance, the professor picked the members) about gay marriage legalisation and suddenly she paired two of our girl friends and said, "oh you two would make a cute couple" and then she continued, "and then me and p would too" and then she hugged me and i was once again caught off guard by this woman istg. the reply of our two girl friends were, "okay we love you two but we're both straight and we like dicks, not vaginas" i started cackling so hard i swore i choke.

[yoonjincafe]

[allforbts]

190508 Los Angeles Dodgers’ Tweet

Yoongi meeting the Korean Monster. 🇰🇷

[yoonjinarchive]

the girl im interested in just gave me a shirt with “friendzoned” written on it. if this isn’t the demise of my dignity, i dont know what is.

[yoonjinarchive]

update: she sent me a video for my birthday hELp

[yoonjinarchive]

update: so last night my uni had its annual christmas celebration and since my uni is big its usually just like a musical festival. anyway, we ended up being each other’s “dates” because i contacted her because we were third wheeling from our different couple friends (it went something like, “duDE SAVE ME, IM A THIRD WHEEL RN” and she replied, “SAME”.) yall dont even understand how happy i was last night 😭👌

[yoonjinarchive]

update: i was in a seminar today and i sat beside girl crush who gave me a friendzoned shirt as a gIFT. anyway, we’re close friends so imagine my daily struggles but on to the point, i looked at her direction *note we were standing up because the speaker made us do so* and she suddenly smiled at me and started scratching my chin and patting my head, and for a moment i was taken a back, not because i liked it but because i was genuinely surprised with the action. i asked her what the hell she was doing and she answered with a menacing smile, “you’re like a dog”.

i went from friendzone to a dOG

[yoonjinarchive]

update: so, last night she borrowed my sweater because she had to interview a former senior of ours for the uni’s newspaper and at first i was reluctant, i like you bUT not enough to just let you borrow my jacket (im territorial with my clothes), yet she begged me because her cover interview will last till 9PM and i finally gave up and literally made her swear for her life to not lose it or else.

nOW, i regret lending it to her because she wore it again today (she did laundry it sooo) and when i got cold she gave it back and now it sMELLS LIKE HER AND GOOD GOD HELP ME. also, she told me she fell asleep on her way home because of how comfy my jacket is AHHH

(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

yall this little moments make my day oKAY. i dont care if we dont start dating, just being her friend makes me feel uWU

[yoonjinarchive]

GUYS FUCK DURING OUR PSYCH CLASS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GENDER EQUALITY AND OUR PROF ASKED THE CLASS DO TO SKITS IN GROUPS THAT CAN EXPLAIN GENDER EQUALITY AND WELL DUCK, there was this group who did a couple who were lesbians but i wasnt paying muchh attention to it because i was spacing out (i tend to think about diff things when im bored) and ‘friendzoned shirt friend’ placed her head against mine and said, “eh they dont look like a couple. look at me and p we look like a believable couple.” not one person in my group of friends said anything and for a solid minute i was confused and once again, caught off guard.

honestly, i was in a process of seeing her as only as friend but it can be a struggle if she drops shit like this out of nowhere.

(btw my best friend who’s a lesbian told me that shes making a move and idk if i should believe that motherfucker)

[yoonjinarchive]

bTW SHES QUEER or well when i asked her about it she wont answer me because its complicated but the only thing she told me was that, “you already know what i am. i bet you had your hunch.”

and on another note, im not quite sure who ‘i am’ precisely because i am not into labels, if you are then i dont really mind! be proud of who you are!!!!! plus, im the type of person who hasn’t fallen in love yet and i used to identify myself as an aromantic and an asexual but now idk. another reason why i havent asked her out is its because me liking her is more of a cute elementary crush. a simple fondness that can make your day.

also, i share experience to you all because im

closeted but not really if you get what i mean??????? and there is a sense of comfort with you all here idk

[yoonjinarchive]

hello, so yo girl decided to move on and look at her as a cute younger friend that would make my day (sometimes she annoys the heck out of me) but i decided to pair up with her for PE class (yes, im in uni and PE is a requirement hELP) for a couple synchronize exercise. she says yes and we decided to plan our choreo (if thats what you call it) after class and god the moment we started walking, looking for a destination to plan everything, we ended up in one of the couple’s spots in uni and she said, out of fucking nowhere, “oh it’s like we’re going on a date” 

me: “d-date? EW YOU AND ME AHAHHAAH NEVER” * gay goes haywire, my mind just completely went into shambles. on another note, our straight couple friends kept passing by so we instantly got distracted thank gOD

[yoonjinarchive]

i heard seokjin sang seesaw

[yoonjinarchive]

yoonkook nation we won today