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@yoshiandyuriwithbecky
So since managing two different timelines/verses on here is a pain, and since so much of it has little to do with Becky or the PA verse, I've decided to split my original shit off into its own blog. I might even WRITE something there! Who knows.
Anyway here it is
(social media)
Yoshi: Thought I'd get to spend some quality time with my wife during our two week vacation, but Becky found out a nearby bookstore has a pet tortoise for people to look at, and she has spent every. day. open to close. with that goddamn tortoise. She just sits there staring at him and now the owner lets her feed him. She doesn't talk to me if I go with her. She only texts me if it's pictures of him. I think a fucking tortoise stole my wife
Yoshi: LIKE GENUINELY I'M WITH HER RIGHT NOW AND IT'S LIKE SHE'S FUCKING HYPNOTIZED I CAN BARELY GET AN "UH-HUH" OUT OF HER BUT SHE'S HAVING A FULL CONVERSATION WITH THE TORTOISE
Yoshi: Guess I have a crazy turtle lady in my life. As if the crazy frog lady wasn't enough.
Yuri: HEY FUCK YOU
(later)
Yoshi: I miss Becky :(
Nicky: Please tell me she isn't working during her vacation.
Yoshi: She's still with that stupid tortoise
Becky: DON'T CALL HIM STUPID
Yoshi: OUT OF EVERYTHING THAT'S WHAT YOU RESPOND TO??????
(later)
Becky: *posts a picture of...* My new best friend! His name is Franklin and I love him <3 <3 <3 <3
Milo: Becky, please... your girl misses you
Pepper Ann: THIS IS THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BREAK UP BECKY AND YOSHI?!??!
(later)
Yoshi: I just sent my wife a "we need to talk" over a tortoise... what is my life
Yuri: Can't she just get her own tortoise? What's up with this thing? I know a couple guys who breed turtles and tortoises, all she has to do is ask and I can hook her up
Nicky: Well... Becky actually got a pet tortoise as a teenager, but realized that with her schedule, she didn't have time to take care of it, so she gave it away for adoption. And she told me she'll never get another one because she doesn't want to go through the pain of having to say goodbye again. Honestly, probably why she's doing this.
Yoshi: .... Oh. :'(
(later)
Becky: Just realized I've been accidentally genuinely neglecting my wife because I got carried away with the funny little guy. I didn't realize how much of my break I've spent not engaging with her :( We talked about it but I still feel really bad
Becky: At least there's a happy ending. Yoshi made us dinner and we're getting in some quality time while still on break. All is well <3
Pepper Ann: Thank god if you two ended it over a tortoise I was gonna crash out
Yoshi: I promise you if it was relationship-ending serious, we would not have been live posting on Twitter.
Yoshi: Anyway, Becky will be confined to my arm until further notice. I was denied cuddles all week and I demand compensation.
Nicky: Welcome home, cheater
Becky: SIS T___T
Yoshi: The AUDACITY of my body to be tired after I gave it eight hours of sleep.
Yoshi: Like, sis, I gave you everything.
There could never be a father who loved his daughter more than I love you.
Goro, to Yoshi and Yuri
(Door in Becky's house opens on its own)
Becky: Fascinating! There must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure.
The ghost haunting Becky: *slamming its head through the wall* I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
Becky: The teacher just said "irregardless"; get me out of here.
Yoshi: I guess she's ir-illiterate.
Today I saw someone with a license plate that just read "FR0000G".
Yuri Mizuno has manifested in the real world and is in North Carolina for some reason.
(Emi is dropping Yoshi and Yuri off somewhere when they're kids)
Emi: Have fun, kids! I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
Emi: *turns on the radio and Japanese punk rock starts blaring*
Emi: :)
(Yoshi and Becky lock themselves out of their car or house or something)
Becky: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Yoshi: Apparently not.
(When Yoshi and Yuri were kids)
Yoshi: Dad, how do people make babies?
Goro: Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.
Yuri: WE CAME FROM SEARS??
Goro: No, YOU two were Blue Light Specials at Kmart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.
Yoshi and Yuri: AAUUGHHH!
Emi: *from the other room* Goro, what are you telling them now?
(When they were kids, Yoshi and Yuri were playing with dinosaur toys)
Yoshi: The end of the Mesozoic era... a herd of Chasmosaurs is unusally jittery!
Yoshi: They now know that they have more to fear than Tyrannosaurs! Now they face an even GREATER danger...
Yoshi: *swooshes in a fighter jet toy* TYRANNOSAURS IN F-14S!
Yoshi: This is SO cool!
Yuri: This is SO stupid.
(when Yoshi was a little kid)
Yoshi: *hammering nails into the coffee table*
Emi: YOSHI! WHAT ARE YOU *DOING* TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!?
Yoshi: *looks over her handiwork as Emi holds her head in horror*
Yoshi: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?
happy late birthday becky little! (headcanoned bday 3/31)
update- this isn't my headcanon, it's @i-stand-unshaken's headcanon, but i found out since milo says she is a pisces- march 31 allegedly starts on the aries season. since this hc is more of his, i will probably come up with my own hc that is more accurate to the tv show canon. i like aries for becky, and i like the idea that milo is wrong about her zodiac sign- so i feel like i will be looking at compatible birthdays for her
AWWW HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BECKERS
Also (as it is I, @i-stand-unshaken), I think I made a mistake somewhere saying her DOB was March 31st, because the wiki has it at March 8th (not sure why, I don't remember them pinpointing an exact date, but it fits so why not) and that's what I went with. So. REALLY belated birthday:D
Also you better believe that Yoshi spoils the hell out of her baby for her special day.
Goro: *to Emi* Happy birthday, babe.
Goro: I'm glad your mom didn't have a headache that night!
(belated Becky birthday post)
Yuri: Happy birthday, Becky!
Yoshi: Yeah, we're glad your mom didn't have a headache that night!
(Goro and Emi are watching a movie in the mid-to-late '90s and are talking about the villains)
Emi: Can you imagine taking orders from a paranoid psychopath?
Goro: Yeah, I don't have to imagine it. I lived it.
Emi: Oh... one of your superiors in the army?
Goro: No. The manager at my first job.
Emi: Where was it?
Goro: *sighs* Chuck E. Cheese's.
Emi: *instantly amused* You worked at a Chuck E. Cheese's?
Goro: *reliving memories and sounding like he wants to die* It was a high school job.
Emi: *still amused, and trying to imagine Goro in...* Did you wear one of those costumes?
Goro: The point is... my boss. Was a paranoid. Psychopath.
Emi: He was the manager at a Chuck E. Cheese's.
Goro: *amused annoyance* Just watch it, okay?
(1997)
Emi: Have you ever seen something that changes your life, and you're just like "Huh."
Goro: I saw you.
Emi: Honestly, that's so sweet, and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a drawing Yuri did of the Spice Girls as frogs.
