Y'all ever just go "free me from this household"?

@ya-callin-me-emo-bastard >>>>>>>>> step on me queen

[you-sleep-i-slay]

wow I sure do love being ignored when I vent

[you-sleep-i-slay]

Wooow, I've got lines on my arms? Really? I hadn't noticed! How bold of you to let me know! What are you saying? That they're going to stay there forever and you pity me a lot? Wow, hey, I didn't know! It's not like I've thought about it thousands of times! But hey, thanks!

[you-sleep-i-slay]

@ya-callin-me-emo-bastard

Our son

[you-sleep-i-slay]

Going crazy over how cool the pumpkin theme is

[ya-callin-me-emo-bastard]

Dear diary, I just beat up a guy to unconsciousness.

[you-sleep-i-slay]

Tbh, hot.

[ya-callin-me-emo-bastard]

Sum bitchass staring at me rn. Srsly tf is wrong with people.

[you-sleep-i-slay]

Don't mind them, Babe. They're probably just jealous of your beauty ✨✨

[ya-callin-me-emo-bastard]

Aww 💕

Might be, but still. Really want to slap them across the face at this point, online slandering is not enough.

[you-sleep-i-slay]

GO NUTS THEN!!!

[ya-callin-me-emo-bastard]

Sum bitchass staring at me rn. Srsly tf is wrong with people.

[you-sleep-i-slay]

Don't mind them, Babe. They're probably just jealous of your beauty ✨✨

[rileyclaw]

ewww pumpkin guts

[eggaphant]

This episode absolutely devastated me, choke-slammed me and my mama into a wall, and stomped on my face while I was ugly sobbing

[you-sleep-i-slay]

Thanks for screaming despite knowing that your daughter is sensitive to noise, Dad. Yeah. Really helps. Crying Happiness tears rn. #1 Best Dad Ever. Mhm. I clap. You should give parenting classes. Awesome. 👍.