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"○ne ○riginal th○ught is with a th○usand mindless qu○tings” –Di○genes via Banksy

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

He's like orange chicken for the eyes

BJ Hart

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

Only our heroes fall

Leverage, 4x3

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

there are animals in the woods!?!

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

what's life without a few dragons

Ron, HP4

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

: You wanna be my Robin?

: Well, I wouldn't be Robin... Robin's a bitch

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

Umm, I'm talking about that which you already know but won't admit. You love her again! You re-love her!

Phoebe, Friends

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

I don't keep friends. In times of war they can be tortured and give up valuable secrets about you.

Carlton, Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

now, before you go and say no, i'll have you know that i am an excellent dancer and my intentions are completely dishonorable

Lon Hammond, The Notebook

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

Allie: Say I'm a bird! Say it! Say it now!

Noah: You're a bird.

Allie: Now say you're a bird too.

Noah: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you're not around And the fact that you didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Kat

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

how dare you place your wicked lips upon me?

Barnabas Collins

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

Carolyn: are you stoned or something?

Barnabas: they tried stoning me, my dear. it did not work

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

I want to take you in my arms like a load of fresh laundry hot from the dryer.

Geoffrey, Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

Horace Slughorn: How sweet! I once had a fish... Francis. He was very dear to me. One afternoon, I came downstairs and... it vanished. Poof. Rubeus Hagrid: That's very odd, isn't it? Horace Slughorn: Yes, doesn't it? But that's life! I suppose, you - you go along with and suddenly... poof. Rubeus Hagrid: Poof. Harry Potter: Poof. // Horace Slughorn: It was a student who gave me Francis... One Spring afternoon I discovered a bowl on my desk, just a few inches of clear water in it. Floating on the surface was a flower petal. As I washed, it sank. Just when it reached the bottom, it transformed into a wee fish. It was beautiful magic, wondrous to the behold. The flower petal had come from a lily, your mother. The day I came downstairs, the day the bowl was empty, was the day your mother... 

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

Men who grow up without a father end up with more daddy issues than a bus full of strippers.

Vic, George Lopez

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

Those khaki pants make you look so field and stream

Tina, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[youngbloodedamericanpsycho]

It’s my biggest weakness. I can’t make bird noises.

Calvin, Central Intelligence