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I'm going to be on a bit later after I do some work for college! I apologise for the delay with replies.
That's all I could get done before my laptop started to lag and update stuff. It's 6am now and feel like I should go to bed. I'll be lurking on mobile so please do hmu if you want to plot! Other replies shall be done tomorrow <3
elsiesroo :
as soon as the words left the others mouth, elsie raised her eyebrows. “i’m not very useful,” elsie said, taking yet another step closer to the other, trying to get a peek at what he was reading. “what could someone reading a boring textbook need that badly anyways ? if you’re so busy reading a textbook, why don’t you just ignore me and let me stand here ?”
Quickly jotting down a useful note from the book, he finally brought his attention to the smaller girl. “Unless you know a way to help me learn this stuff better, then yes, I will just ignore you and let you stand there.” Offering a meek smile, he began drumming his fingers against the desk.
Piper turned, not having seen anyone when she’d initally wandered to the small, quiet aclove of the library. “Fuck off.” She growled, turning back to the shelves. “Public library, I can do what I want.”
“If I recall correctly, you’re not allowed to eat in here, and well, you’re eating rather loudly.”
dmalleythealleycat :
Darcy had been looking a specific biology book all weekend, she had spent her time in the library going row by row, and desk by desk to see if anyone had it or if it was just there out in the open. When she spotted it besides Philippe she felt her body rise as she pressed up on her tippy toes, excited that she finally had found it. The only problem was she didn’t know how to politely reach across from him to grab it. She was raised where reaching across a table was impolite and showed improper mannerisms. As soon as she heard the boy speak, she felt her cheeks flush. Well, this is embarrassing. Her head turned left to right before whispering softly, “I’m sorry, I just, are you using that book?” Darcy motioned towards the book that was a few inches to his left.
Breaking his attention from his book, Philippe brought his eyes up to meet the female standing beside him and offered a small smile. “Sorry. Uhm, no actually. Here,” he reached for the textbook on his desk and handed it to her. “It was left on the desk when I got here, so I thought whoever needed it would come back for it.”
stephaniewindsor :
“Go fuck yourself, I’m studying.”
"If you're going to study, please do it quietly. There's others trying to study too."
jacks-onian :
Jack quirked an eyebrow at the abrasive comment which lacked any type of common decency. “Look, i’m not gonna front, that was rude. You need to talk to people with a little more respect. But mostly i’m here because that chair leg is broken, and there’s a sign on the back that says ‘Do Not Sit’.”
“I haven’t fallen on my ass yet, so all is good,” he continued, keeping his eyes fixated on his textbook. Letting out a long sigh, Philippe finally brought his eyes to meet the other males. “I’m sorry Jackson.. I appreciate you letting me know. I didn’t even notice.”
hermescarson :
hermes lets out a small “hmph,” as she stomps her foot on the ground, “you’re in the way,” she states, her eyes narrowing. “now move,” she tells him, “or i’ll kick you in the shin.”
Not bothering to look up to see who he was actually speaking to, he continued on with his book. “I made sure I wasn’t in anybodies way, but I happen to be in your way, go ahead and give the wheelchair a little push.”
@elsiesroo no regrets thooo!
I’ve literally had the laptop out for the past 2 hours, sitting on my lap, but I’ve been so distracted by Criminal Minds. I’ve only started watching it last week and I’m so emotionally invested already. I’m trash, and I apologise. However, I’m here now and am ready to throw replies your way!
I'm going to be on in the next hour or so, after this episode. Ya'll should send me some memes and I'll get to them after replies <333
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I’m not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
Keeping his head in his book, Philippe shook his head, acknowledging the presence of someone standing rather close to him. The past week, he’d kept his head in the books, seeing as there wasn’t much else he could do. “Make yourself useful, or make yourself gone,” he mumbled, flipping to the next page of the text book in front of him.
I'll be on for a while later if anyone wants to plot, or if there's a thread we have that you want to carry on, let me know!
“Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?” // “Is it considered Christmas wine if I drink it on Christmas?” // “Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?” // “I slipped and fell on the ice.”
“Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?”
“No one actually. Thought it would be nice to actually get out of my dorm.”
“You cannot do what you did last year.” // “That tree isn’t even going to fit in the house! Why did you buy it without measuring it first?” // “Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?” // “I’m not any good at ice skating.”
“You cannot do what you did last year.”
“I’m not able to do it this year, don’t you think? I can’t drink alcohol with these painkillers anyway.”
Philippe,
My brother told me what happened. I don’t think I need to tell you how much of an idiot you’ve been. I thought that looking both ways when crossing the street was something humans were taught by their parents at a young age, but then again, you do seem to have missed out on some of those crucial life lessons (see also: respecting personal space). I’m disappointed, but not surprised.
Regardless of how stupid I think you are, or have been, I’m glad you’re at least still breathing, and I guess I hope you’ll feel better soon enough. When are they going to let you out of the hospital? I’d have come to visit, but... well, I’m too far afield to make the trip back. I’m sorry about that. I had plans to come back to Buena Vista, you know. Eventually. I never meant to make the break permanent, and I’d been planning on going back for Cody. Not you, though. I... didn’t think you’d ever be back, actually, nevermind go back, get hit by a car, and leave me apologizing for not coming to visit you in the hospital. Yet, here I am.
Right now, I don’t know if I’ll ever be back. That depends on a lot of different things, and... I’m not going to get into them now, with you, because I don’t expect you’ll want to keep in touch, and there’s no point sharing details when they’ll be the last thing we ever share. But I thought I’d let you know, at least. It was the decent thing to do, along with saying thank you. For being an annoyance, mainly, but also for never really giving up. You always tried with me, and it was admirable. Most people don’t. So thanks. If nothing else, I’d have liked to have gotten to say that in person... even if you were lying on a gurney at the time.
I gotta go. Places to see, people to meet. Maybe I’ll come back someday and tell you all about it. Maybe not - don’t hold your breath and wait for it, though. That’s about as dumb as not looking both ways.
From, Nyla Blackbone x PS. Merry Christmas.