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BenDeLaChrist, savior of morgan and the drag queens, official White-Out Spokesperson 2018.

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“No, no, no!! You’re not getting me into that creepy house!”

“Come on, just for a minute. Easiest 50$ you’ll have ever made,” they tried to encourage the other, pulling on their arm a little. “What’s the worse that could happen?”

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“Don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic, sweetie?” Dela  replied with a little lopsided grin. She moved closer to the other, putting reassuring hands on her shoiulders. “I promise i’ll protect you. I took self-defense for three months.”

Adore sighed and relaxed her shoulders as Dela touched her and promised her protection. With a thoughtful pout, she glanced at the house before looking at Dela once more. 

“Okay, fine. Shit. I ain’t no chicken! I’ll stab whoever tries to fuck with me! Let’s fuckin’ do it!” Adore declared with gusto as she hooked her arm with Dela’s and marched towards the house.

“There she is!” beamed Dela as they headed to the creepy house. She wasnt normally one to get into stupid bets but when Shangela had dared her to go spend an hour in the house for 100$, the dark haired girl felt compelled to do so. How Adore got mixed up in the story was a little muddled but as they both reached the door, Dela was glad to have someone with her. Just in case. “Will you tell my mother that I love her if I don’t make it out?”

“Bitch, don’t do all that, don’t do all that,” Adore whispered harshly, but the shrug of her shoulders said that she would tell Dela’s mum should anything happen - and should Adore survive. She wasn’t at all happy about Shangela’s daring now when Adore stood with her hand on the doorknob nor that she was dumb and said she would tag along to somehow impress Bianca. How her stupid ass had thought this would impress that girl Adore couldn’t any longer figure out. 

Adore twisted the door open, and the hinges screeched as the door got pushed open. Darkness, dust, and the smell of time standing still hit them and Adore tried to act brave and tough as she sauntered inside. 

“I’m wearing a cross. Like. So you know. In case we need it, but I’m, like, unable to move or whatever. ’s around my neck.” Adore patted at her at her chest bone, where under her clothes her crucifix rested. 

“So, like, what we gonna do?”

While Dela didn’t necessarily believe in haunted house and small town lore, she had to admit that up close, the old mansion had an eerie and creepy quality to it that even she couldn’t ignore. Her first step in was maybe a little more hesitant than she had hoped for. 

“It’s okay,” she replied, rummaging through her purse a little and producing two objects out of it. “I have salt for demons and ghosts... and a taser for humans. A girl has to be prepared you know.”

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Romantic Royalty Starters

“I want to unlace your corset slowly.”

“I couldn’t take my eyes off you from across the ball room.”

“Not any jewel in the entire kingdom could compare to you.”

“I cannot marry that man. He smells of rank meat!”

“I cannot marry that woman. Her voice causes dogs to howl!”

“I need you in my life. I am incomplete without you.”

“We could retire to my suite. No one would know.”

“May I suggest a walk in the garden? The roses are in bloom.”

“I will slay anything that dares to harm you, my love.”

“There are secret passages. Come! We haven’t a moment to spare.”

“I will marry you. I shall make it happen. Somehow.”

“How long would it take to remove all those layers?”

“My crown is heavy. It feels lighter when you’re around.”

“If you go to war we will not be together…”

“Nothing matters if we are not allowed to be in each other’s arms.”

“Our parents are fools.”

“I do not care if our nations are at war.”

“It drives me mad that no one will leave us alone!”

“When we are not together, I am pained to my very soul.”

“We must pretend not to feel anything. They cannot know about us.”

“Forgive me…”

“We shall be happy together, forever.”

“I know that fairy tales cannot come true but I feel that one may have.”

“You are so magnificent on the dance floor.”

“You sparkle even without the jewelry.”

“I have never seen a more eloquent creature.”

“This maybe the wine talking, but you are glorious.”

“I’ll never look at another.”

“I’m blushing…”

“I will fight for you.”

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KMF: Adore, Courtney, Dela

Dela’s getting the axe!

Marry Courtney for the fame and publicity

Fuck Adore as The Mistress ;)

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Everyone kills me. Should I start taking it personal?

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“So… I had a phone call today…”

Kam peered over at Dela, red locks falling over her face. Whenever anyone started a sentence with ‘so’, she had come to expect bad news. It happened with her parents, it happened with her best friend, Hell it even happened with her ex. Always the same, trying to break her in gently to the bad news.

“What was the phone call about?” She asked, hoping she was just overthinking and that Dela didn’t have bad news to share.

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Sitting at the table, Dela was staring a little bit off into space, still trying to make sense of what happened. She didn’t even realize she had spoken out loud, and only got startled when Kameron answered, eyes widening for a second as she came back to reality. “I– I’m not sure I understood but… an old aunt I met like, once just died and…  I think I’m… I’m rich now?”

The girls brow raised slightly, not wanting to believe the story too quickly. “Are you sure this wasn’t someone scamming you for something?” She asked, maybe a little to quick to jump to the conclusion that it was a bad situation. Reaching across the table, she took Delas hand and gave it a gentle squeeze. “I mean…I’m sorry for your loss sweetheart.”

“I... don’t know,” Dela frowned, looking back at Kameron, obviously confused. “They didnt ask for my social security number or anything... and they got the name right... but I didn’t even know she was rich? Also... why me? This is weird. It’s weird, right?”

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“So… I had a phone call today…”

Kam peered over at Dela, red locks falling over her face. Whenever anyone started a sentence with ‘so’, she had come to expect bad news. It happened with her parents, it happened with her best friend, Hell it even happened with her ex. Always the same, trying to break her in gently to the bad news.

“What was the phone call about?” She asked, hoping she was just overthinking and that Dela didn’t have bad news to share.

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Sitting at the table, Dela was staring a little bit off into space, still trying to make sense of what happened. She didn’t even realize she had spoken out loud, and only got startled when Kameron answered, eyes widening for a second as she came back to reality. “I-- I’m not sure I understood but... an old aunt I met like, once just died and...  I think I’m... I’m rich now?”

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Blair: “Wait! Don’t move, that’s a perfect picture of you laying in the leaves!”

Ben groaned from his place in the massive pile of leaves he had spent so long making all day. “I think i broke my ass on a hidden branch, I would rather you come help me up instead of profiting off my misfortunes.”

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“It’ll be perfect,” Blair assured him. “Oh my god! What did Mom and Dad say? Yes, obviously but what else?”

Blair shivered and pulled Ben into their bedroom so they both could get changed out of their damp clothes.

“What show are we gonna go see?”

“Here let me help,” he sweetly offered, pulling on the sleeves of her shirt to help. “This all feels super anticlimatic. I wanted to do like a whole thing and a speech. Wanted to do it right. But you know, the classic ‘it was about time, if you hurt her we kill you’ that kind of stuff.” He pulled his own damp sweater over his head and moved to the dresser to find something drier to wear. “Oh uh double feature actually. Waitress matinée, and Head Over Heels at regular time.”

Blair giggled. “We can always pretend I didn’t force the issue. I still want to hear your speech.” Blair grinned as Ben helped her undress. “Oh god! Daddy didn’t show you his shotgun did he?”

“I’ve always wanted to see those!” Instead of getting dressed, Blair laid down in her underwear on the bed. “Baby, you wanna cuddle to warm up?”

“It’s still a work in progress. I keep writing it and then throwing it away...” he admitted shyly, in typical Ben manner, peeling the shirt gently off of her body. He pressed a delicate kiss to Blair’s dainty shoulder. “No, but he mentioned it,” he chuckled a little as he slid in bed, under th blanket that he held up for Blair to slide in closer. “I know, that’s why I picked them.”

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Blair: “Wait! Don’t move, that’s a perfect picture of you laying in the leaves!”

Ben groaned from his place in the massive pile of leaves he had spent so long making all day. “I think i broke my ass on a hidden branch, I would rather you come help me up instead of profiting off my misfortunes.”

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“It’ll be perfect,” Blair assured him. “Oh my god! What did Mom and Dad say? Yes, obviously but what else?”

Blair shivered and pulled Ben into their bedroom so they both could get changed out of their damp clothes.

“What show are we gonna go see?”

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“Here let me help,” he sweetly offered, pulling on the sleeves of her shirt to help. “This all feels super anticlimatic. I wanted to do like a whole thing and a speech. Wanted to do it right. But you know, the classic ‘it was about time, if you hurt her we kill you’ that kind of stuff.” He pulled his own damp sweater over his head and moved to the dresser to find something drier to wear. “Oh uh double feature actually. Waitress matinée, and Head Over Heels at regular time.”

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Blair: “Wait! Don’t move, that’s a perfect picture of you laying in the leaves!”

Ben groaned from his place in the massive pile of leaves he had spent so long making all day. “I think i broke my ass on a hidden branch, I would rather you come help me up instead of profiting off my misfortunes.”

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Blair giggled. “I think all the times we’ve played doctor I’ve probably earned my medical degree by now.”

She groaned softly. “Oh god I hope now. How many harvest themed baby items are there?”

“What should we get them?” Blair cozied up to Ben. “I love shopping for babies. I wanna be a mom one day…”

“I will give you that, you do know your way around a butt,” Ben chuckled, wiggling against the smaller body pressed against theirs for comic relief. “I don’t know, like… what do babies even like?” he asked, confused, turning to face Blair. “I don’t know many babies, do they even have like… personalities? Is it going to be pissed off if we pick the wrong color pacifier or something?”

“I do don’t I?” She laughed as she hugged Ben’s hips. “Babies don’t really care. They either like it or they don’t but as long as it’s cute then we’ve done our job.”

“Maybe we should get those cute swaddling blankets with the animal hoods? I’d love to see my baby cuddled up in one of those…”

He nodded along, obviously thinking really hard on the matter. What WOULD babies like? Did he even know any babies he could maybe ask? The cold and damp leaves were slowly getting to Ben who shivered a little yet didn’t move. “I may be wrong, and maybe a little dumb too, but i feel like you kinda have something you’d like to say…?”

Blair took her boyfriend’s hand and curled up close so she could look at him. “Ben, we’re been together for over two years. One day I wanna marry you and have a family together. Court and Andrew have been together less than two years and they’re already having a baby. Don’t you think maybe it’s time we took the next step in our relationship? I don’t mean a baby. I want a ring.”

“Oh man, this is awkward,” he replied with a little nervous chuckle. He fumbled a little fishing for his phone in his pocket. “You kinda… scooped me. I’m not, like, ready. I, uh, I had like a whole thing planned, look.” He gave his phone over to Blair, opened to an email confirmation for theatre tickets in New York.

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Blair squealed. “Ben!!” She launched herself on top of him and kissed him soundly. “Oh my god oh my god!” She couldn’t stop kissing him. Of course she’d marry him. “I thought you’d never ask,” she confessed. “I’m glad you are.”

Blair sneezed. “Maybe we should go inside.”

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“Oof,” he let out, the air tenporarily knocked out of him as Blair landed on him. Both arms wrapped around her slim waist. “You kinda caugh me off guard. I dont have everything, i dont have the ring yet, it’s getting resized, all of that. I— I did ask your parents though...” he explained, getting up holding on to her to make sure she wouldnt fall.

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“No, no, no!! You’re not getting me into that creepy house!”

“Come on, just for a minute. Easiest 50$ you’ll have ever made,” they tried to encourage the other, pulling on their arm a little. “What’s the worse that could happen?”

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“Don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic, sweetie?” Dela  replied with a little lopsided grin. She moved closer to the other, putting reassuring hands on her shoiulders. “I promise i’ll protect you. I took self-defense for three months.”

Adore sighed and relaxed her shoulders as Dela touched her and promised her protection. With a thoughtful pout, she glanced at the house before looking at Dela once more. 

“Okay, fine. Shit. I ain’t no chicken! I’ll stab whoever tries to fuck with me! Let’s fuckin’ do it!” Adore declared with gusto as she hooked her arm with Dela’s and marched towards the house.

“There she is!” beamed Dela as they headed to the creepy house. She wasnt normally one to get into stupid bets but when Shangela had dared her to go spend an hour in the house for 100$, the dark haired girl felt compelled to do so. How Adore got mixed up in the story was a little muddled but as they both reached the door, Dela was glad to have someone with her. Just in case. “Will you tell my mother that I love her if I don’t make it out?”

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Blair: “Wait! Don’t move, that’s a perfect picture of you laying in the leaves!”

Ben groaned from his place in the massive pile of leaves he had spent so long making all day. “I think i broke my ass on a hidden branch, I would rather you come help me up instead of profiting off my misfortunes.”

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Blair giggled. “I think all the times we’ve played doctor I’ve probably earned my medical degree by now.”

She groaned softly. “Oh god I hope now. How many harvest themed baby items are there?”

“What should we get them?” Blair cozied up to Ben. “I love shopping for babies. I wanna be a mom one day…”

“I will give you that, you do know your way around a butt,” Ben chuckled, wiggling against the smaller body pressed against theirs for comic relief. “I don’t know, like… what do babies even like?” he asked, confused, turning to face Blair. “I don’t know many babies, do they even have like… personalities? Is it going to be pissed off if we pick the wrong color pacifier or something?”

“I do don’t I?” She laughed as she hugged Ben’s hips. “Babies don’t really care. They either like it or they don’t but as long as it’s cute then we’ve done our job.”

“Maybe we should get those cute swaddling blankets with the animal hoods? I’d love to see my baby cuddled up in one of those…”

He nodded along, obviously thinking really hard on the matter. What WOULD babies like? Did he even know any babies he could maybe ask? The cold and damp leaves were slowly getting to Ben who shivered a little yet didn’t move. “I may be wrong, and maybe a little dumb too, but i feel like you kinda have something you’d like to say…?”

Blair took her boyfriend’s hand and curled up close so she could look at him. “Ben, we’re been together for over two years. One day I wanna marry you and have a family together. Court and Andrew have been together less than two years and they’re already having a baby. Don’t you think maybe it’s time we took the next step in our relationship? I don’t mean a baby. I want a ring.”

“Oh man, this is awkward,” he replied with a little nervous chuckle. He fumbled a little fishing for his phone in his pocket. “You kinda... scooped me. I’m not, like, ready. I, uh, I had like a whole thing planned, look.” He gave his phone over to Blair, opened to an email confirmation for theatre tickets in New York.

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“No, no, no!! You’re not getting me into that creepy house!”

“Come on, just for a minute. Easiest 50$ you’ll have ever made,” they tried to encourage the other, pulling on their arm a little. “What’s the worse that could happen?”

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Adore blew up her cheeks at Dela’s insisting, turning big eyes to stare at her as if she was dumb.

“I coulc get hacked to death or sawed in half with a rusty chainsaw! Gurl! I’ve spent my life watching horor movies. I know that it ain’t no good walking into that shitty house.”

Hands on her cocked hips, Dela turned, eyeing Adore almost defiantly. “Don’t be ridiculous, it’s an old house no one has lived in for years.It’s empty!” She didn’t know if her pleading was working or not.

“That’s where they hide, Dela! Serial killers and monsters and ghosts!” Adore said, exasperated, throwing her arms up in the air. She was chill most of the times, but poke her with her phobias and superstitions and her nerves would show.

“Don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic, sweetie?” Dela  replied with a little lopsided grin. She moved closer to the other, putting reassuring hands on her shoiulders. “I promise i’ll protect you. I took self-defense for three months.”

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KMF: Dela, Blair, Adore

I’d probably -

Kill: Dela, only because Ive talked to the other two a little more. I’m sorry Dela don’t hate me :(

Marry: Adore because who wouldn’t want to marry Adore??

Fuck: Blair.

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Blair: “Wait! Don’t move, that’s a perfect picture of you laying in the leaves!”

Ben groaned from his place in the massive pile of leaves he had spent so long making all day. “I think i broke my ass on a hidden branch, I would rather you come help me up instead of profiting off my misfortunes.”

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Blair giggled. “I think all the times we’ve played doctor I’ve probably earned my medical degree by now.”

She groaned softly. “Oh god I hope now. How many harvest themed baby items are there?”

“What should we get them?” Blair cozied up to Ben. “I love shopping for babies. I wanna be a mom one day…”

“I will give you that, you do know your way around a butt,” Ben chuckled, wiggling against the smaller body pressed against theirs for comic relief. “I don’t know, like… what do babies even like?” he asked, confused, turning to face Blair. “I don’t know many babies, do they even have like… personalities? Is it going to be pissed off if we pick the wrong color pacifier or something?”

“I do don’t I?” She laughed as she hugged Ben’s hips. “Babies don’t really care. They either like it or they don’t but as long as it’s cute then we’ve done our job.”

“Maybe we should get those cute swaddling blankets with the animal hoods? I’d love to see my baby cuddled up in one of those…”

He nodded along, obviously thinking really hard on the matter. What WOULD babies like? Did he even know any babies he could maybe ask? The cold and damp leaves were slowly getting to Ben who shivered a little yet didn’t move. “I may be wrong, and maybe a little dumb too, but i feel like you kinda have something you’d like to say...?”

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Blair: “Wait! Don’t move, that’s a perfect picture of you laying in the leaves!”

Ben groaned from his place in the massive pile of leaves he had spent so long making all day. “I think i broke my ass on a hidden branch, I would rather you come help me up instead of profiting off my misfortunes.”

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Blair giggled. “I think all the times we’ve played doctor I’ve probably earned my medical degree by now.”

She groaned softly. “Oh god I hope now. How many harvest themed baby items are there?”

“What should we get them?” Blair cozied up to Ben. “I love shopping for babies. I wanna be a mom one day…”

“I will give you that, you do know your way around a butt,” Ben chuckled, wiggling against the smaller body pressed against theirs for comic relief. “I don’t know, like... what do babies even like?” he asked, confused, turning to face Blair. “I don’t know many babies, do they even have like... personalities? Is it going to be pissed off if we pick the wrong color pacifier or something?”

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Obligatory I.Q Kitty gifs (Even though I’m pretty sure all possible Trixie movements have been made into a gif already)

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Blair: “Wait! Don’t move, that’s a perfect picture of you laying in the leaves!”

Ben groaned from his place in the massive pile of leaves he had spent so long making all day. “I think i broke my ass on a hidden branch, I would rather you come help me up instead of profiting off my misfortunes.”

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Blair giggled and took a picture regardless. “I very much doubt you broke your ass, Ben. I could check for you?” Blair cozied up behind him and wrapped her arms around him as they lay in the leaves. “Gosh this is so cozy. I love autumn.” Blair rubbed her boyfriend’s side. “By the way, what are we bringing for Courtney’s baby shower? It’s a harvest theme.”

“Oh and when did you become a qualified doctor?” Ben retorted back, unable to stop the little smirk from lifting the corner of his mouth up. He tried to be annoyed, or even mad, but everybody knew it wouldn’t happen. Blair was too sweet for Ben to ever truly hold anything against her. “Does the present need to fit the theme too?”

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Aja: “I hate Halloween! EEEKK!! Don’t scare me like that!!”

“What, you don’t like my new look?” Ben asked, his tone serious as he cocked his mask covered face. What compelled him to buy the creepy clown mask was still anmystery but seeing Aja’s reaction made it worth it.