‘sup, fuckers

rosie // thirty-seven northwest arkansas

[yuer-mahm]

ffs, right? someday i’ll stop deleting. 😂 y’all know the drill; help me find my mooties. 💋

[yuer-mahm]

waitress bringing me my food: “what’s the name on the order?”

my deaf ass: “yes.”

[lemonmancer]

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

[animationtvfilm]

SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)

[yuer-mahm]

here i am thinking everyone suffered from burdening common sense. then i post in a mom group on facebook.

[yuer-mahm]

“are you sure you should stand on that stool? aren’t you worried it’s gonna break?”

you mean, this step stool? for stepping on? that I use every day? nope, i’m pretty sure it’ll hold my fat ass, you piece of shit. but thanks for the concern.

anyway, i have a beautiful ivy that hangs in the living room corner above where i sit. unfortunately, that means she doesn’t exist &, thus, sits on death’s doorstep. oops. i took her down & put her on the kitchen counter for some sunlight & water. a lot of water. i think i’m going to replant her, maybe into two pots! idk yet; i’m gonna get some miracle grow & go pot shopping tomorrow. see what the vibes tell me to do.

i also probably won’t hang her back up there, lost in the bermuda triangle.

[mvcxjr]

never the loudest in the room. always the most observant.

[radicalgraff]

"The only dangerous minority is the rich"

Sticker seen in New Orleans, Louisiana

[bubblysuggestion]

the greatest gift you can give yourself is release. release attachment, release resentment, release pain, release grief, release negativity. allow yourself release.

[yuer-mahm]

it’s been over three months since the last time i had sex (read: let a penis anywhere near me) & i’m loving it. can’t wait until i’m voluntarily celibate & not hearing a man bitch, whine, & berate me about it.

[latenightsnackinamerica]

[mattywrites]

oderint dum metuant

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[yuer-mahm]

I’m not sure how it’s been simultaneously “only” 3 years & “already” 3 years. Somehow forever & a moment hold the same weight in grief.

I still cry more often than I should, there are still some songs I can’t listen to, & there will always be a Pokegama-sized hole in my heart, but I’m grateful in my knowledge that you’re still here in the energy that watches over me every day.

My grandpa, my hero. I miss you so much, we all do. Keep that recliner warm for me to steal someday. Raise hell, praise Dale, old man. ♥️

[writersushiii]

[shadowseductress]

Peak intimacy : Uncontrollable laughter together

[yuer-mahm]

Oh yeah? You think it's cute? You think I'm a lil cutie huh? What you gonna flip me off about it???

photobombed by the 5 year old menace.