Pete's new Tumblr

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Vander Punk'd Rules.

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This has been a pretty interesting tell all so far. A lot of guys going after my man. Which is fine, because all it does is expose them as the jealous haters that they are. And if that's the way you want to live your life, that's fine too, just know that being a bitter resentful asshole is one manifestation of a life of quiet desperation. So what's it gonna be? Do you wanna be a boring dickhead? Or do you wanna live a life that's full of professionality and just the right amount of narcissism that it's endearing? Remember, being you is your greatest power. #thebachelorette

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Cheesy garlic bread > An absent God, who's legacy includes gifting us with the curse of consciousness. The shackle of mortality, that binds us like an anchor in a sea when we only want swim to the safety of the nearest shore: the safety of a meaningful life.

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Don't talk to me about aging or the cruel forward march of time. I was born a twink and I'll stay a twink till the day I die. #twinkforlife

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I don't know if you guys knew this, but Mercury is in retrograde. So I've decided to continue living like a piece of shit and not change anything about my life.

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In case any of you we're wondering, the selfie lighting in my current apartment is much hotter than my last one. #art

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The Gate Directed by Tibor Takács (1987)

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"There is an idea of a Jason Tartick, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there." #thebachelorette

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"The horror... the horror..." #apupcalypsenow

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Colton doesn't know how to use his dick, don't do dick stuff with Colton. Garett is a dweeb, don't do anything with Garett. The only dude left worth fucking was Leo. He's a stunt man, for fuck's sake! What a hunk. #allthesedudessuck #imissjordan #thebachelorette

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Have you ever gone to a Pacsun and said: "Damn, I really wish this place served alcohol."? Welcome to the White Horse patio. (at The White Horse Tavern)

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V emotional right now, thinking about those lads. #ladsnight #forthelads #worldcup2018

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Keep on rockin' in the free world.

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Keep on rockin' in the free world.

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Keep on rockin' in a free world.

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Keep on rockin' in the free world.

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2 blessed 2 be stressed. (at The Red Parrot)