( ❝ ◤ YVES CARSON. ◢ ❞ )

( ! * sixteen hundred, sixteen hundred, sixteen hundred on the SATs, said they gettin', said they gettin' me an SUV - just a couple miles from the lights of the city, pour a little liquor in my starbucks venti. just eleven when they said i have the ADD, i've been trying to keep up with all of these great expectations so i keep on FAKING. )

[yvescarson-blog]

{{ what a #crazy throwback }}

[versacecarson-blog]

“If you don’t stop staring at me, I might just pick up your eyeball instead of this can.”

[yvescarson-blog]

“i’m just committing your face to memory, bro - making sure i ‘member it as is now, rather than as it’ll be once your cellie gives you your complimentary midnight beating.”

[yvescarson-blog]

hermescarson:

“Oh god Yves,” Hermes cries out as she watches her brother take a swing at the male. Unable to say anything else she just raises her hands to cover her mouth. This is totally about something else- Raleigh did something else to piss Yves off.

 “get off your ass,” he wasn’t one to kick a person when they were down already, so he was hardly going to take another swing at raleigh... but he was really tempted. “you know what it was for,” each word was enunciated by a jab in the direction of hermes’ cry, words dark, “she’s eighteen. not to mention my fuckin’ sister - what, could you not find someone else to warm your fuckin’ bed? or were you tryin’ to be a dickhead?”

[yvescarson-blog]

@raleighjonesx​ / @hermescarson​ / @versacecarson​

"hey, douchebag," it might've been mistaken with a usual greeting to the older male, if it weren't for the lack of a crooked smile and the fact that no sooner had the words left his mouth, yves had pulled back his fist, putting all his weight behind the punch to raleigh's jaw. 

[modelcitizenbettersurfer-deacti]

“i’m not particularly interested in helping you right now, i’m trying to get ahead for the semester.” thayer said quietly as he heard someone approach him in the library, eyes focused on a text book in front of him while his hand skimmed across paper, taking diligent notes.

[yvescarson-blog]

“it’s august” absolutely disgusted in expression and tone, yves shook his head, “august. you know - last month of partyin’ before shit goes south. why the hell do ou want to study rather than let your hair down?”

[raleighjonesx-deactivated201712]

“now, I’m not sure about that Carson, but if it makes you sleep better at night.” if he hadn’t been paying attention Raleigh would have missed the male’s wink, smirking he returns it as he shoves his hands into his pockets. “come on, we both know that if i had a sister you would sleep with her,” he says with a laugh. “don’t worry about me- rich brats aren’t really my type.” an obvious lie, but an even more obvious jab at his friend. “one round- but you’re paying for the expensive stuff.” with that raleigh begins to walk off, “walking, or a cab?” he calls over his shoulder as he comes to a stop outside of the building.

[yvescarson-blog]

“well...” yves made as if he needed to think about it before smiling goofily, “you’ got me there, man. in my defense though, if you had a sister, she’d probably be bangin’ too.” staring across at his friend he raised an eyebrow, “does that go for all rich brats, then?” even if it were obviously a lie, yves couldn’t help himself playing along. “correction - mr ken carson will be paying for the expensive stuff,” once again, he pondered, before shrugging, “i guess walkin’ wouldn’t be so bad. how far away are the pubs ‘round here?”

[raleighjonesx-deactivated201712]

“Handcuffs?” Raleigh asked as he arched an eyebrow, “who do you think I am?” With that he let out a small snot as he folded his arms across his chest, “I can’t make any promises but I will try to make sure i don’t sleep with your sister.” With that he took a moment to run his fingers through his hair as he looked around the room, making sure that no one was listening to their conversation. “Don’t you mean every round?” Raleigh asked with a laugh, “I’m trying to survive on a teacher’s salary here.”

[yvescarson-blog]

“i think you’re like me. kinks n’ all,” blink and you might have missed his soft wink aimed at raleigh, and it wasn’t like he dwelled. yves moved very quickly on, following it up with a more pointed look, “try? man, you’re a douche.” he ddn’t much care for if people were listening in, and after throwing an insult raleigh’s way, shoved his shoulder, shook his head, and grinned, “fuck off. teachers salary or not, if you’re only trying not to sleep with ‘lil hermie, you can buy at least one fuckin’ round. i might be your mate, man, but i’m not treatin’ you like a charity case.”

[calysta-thanos]

“Oh my gods,” she stared at him for a moment in completely disbelief, before he went off on a tangent and she realized, he wasn’t just kidding around. Throwing her eyes up to the heavens, questioning why the Gods had landed her there, with him, right at that second, Calysta waited til he shut his mouth before even attempting to get a word in edge ways. “The dorms have burned down,” she said, her voice one of someone with who’s patience was running very steadily out, “So, yes, you’re going to have to sleep on the ground. I know, it’s a completely travesty– you feel hard done by, what with all that money spent on your trust fund ass, but unfortunately, there’s nothing much can be done. Unless… well, unless you want to sleep on the floor of your burnt out dorm and leave us all here hoping against hope you don’t inhale some toxic fucking fumes.” She’d tried, she really had, but by the time she spat out the last sentence, sarcasm was dripping in her voice.

[yvescarson-blog]

well, he wasn’t impressed by her reaction, that was clear. he weren’t used to it, though instead of getting pissed, yves found the funny side of her come back. at trust fund ass, he even cracked a smile. “calm down, blonde,” he threw back, and it was all he said for a moment as he sized her up. “i think i’ll pass on sleeping in my old dorm, much as i hate the current arrangements,” he replied finally, before he sent another dirty look to the pile of fabric on the floor, “i’m not gonna sleep there either, though. fuck that - i don’t even know how to put up a tent. somewhere, someone is desperate for the company of yves carson... i’ll just search ‘em out.”

[raleighjonesx-deactivated201712]

“I love playing the hero card,” he laughed, “The adoring fans, asking me to save them- it’s beautiful.” He raised an eyebrow as he listened to Yves’s statement, “I guess I’ll have my pick then, you’ll have to tell me who’s known for being good in bed.” With that Raleigh ran his fingers through his hair as he slowly stepped closer to his friend.“Well, I don’t think I’ll be testing those waters so soon,” he said with a laugh, “i’ll stick to my comfort zone for now- care to join?” he asked as he raised an eyebrow, “i could use a wing man- or a drinking partner,” he chuckled. Okay feeding Yves’ alcohol problems probably wasn’t the best idea but Raleigh didn’t care, he just wanted to have some fun. “I know a few places off the beaten track that can still show us a good time.”

[yvescarson-blog]

“hero kink at it’s finest, man -  here i thought you’d be a handcuffs kinda guy. don’t know how you’re gonna play that out in the bedroom, though,” he shook his head, as if he were disappointed. “athletic girls are great in bed - go for ‘em all, if that floats your boat. i’m sure you could get duncan and a few of the others in a fourway, if you were that set.. just keep my sis out of it, would ‘ya?” it couldn’t imagine a world where his sister would sleep with the history teacher - wasn’t she too prim and proper for that? - but it was a request none the less. yves didn’t have much better to be doing, and shrugged, “sounds good to me. this has been a very stressful situation and all,” he might’ve laughed, if he weren’t on a roll, “we deserve some drinks. fuck it - i’ll even buy the local hero the first round.”

[yvescarson-blog]

"they don't seriously expect us to sleep in these, do they?" the question was aimed at no one, and everyone. yves nudged the tent and sleeping back in a pile on the floor with one foot, as if it might bite, and shook his head in disgust, "my parents paid for private-fuckin’-school. you know, good beds, private rooms, a wardrobe - the entire package, not some shitty tent and sleeping bag so i could sleep on the floor of a fuckin’ gym. surely we can over turn the decision by majority rule or something...”

[tricksnriddles]

“Well if that’s the case, then I’m glad I came here sooner than planned.” An amused smirk drew itself on her own, almost matching his as she played along. “So what do I get to do with my gift?”

[yvescarson-blog]

“goes for both of us, miss ..” he trailed off, leaving an opening for a name before adding, “i’m yves, by the way. yves carson.” as if he needed to think about it, he took a second, before shrugging one shoulder, “well, a gifts a gift. most people get to do whatever they want with them - so i guess i’ll have to go with the flow.”

[hermescarson]

“Nice to see you too asshole, “ Hermes mumbled as she studied her brother, “I’m amazed that you got off of your ass,” she replied, “I would have expected you to wait for a fireman to carry you out of the fire.” Hermes had been trying to look at the fire in a positive light but seeing her brother put a damper on that.

[yvescarson-blog]

“Clearly, you confused my greeting,” he mumbled, but there was less bite to his words than usual. It wasn’t like he had actually wished harm on either of his siblings.. well, not much. “I’m sure the local firemen would have been only too happy to rescue my pretty little ass, but it was certainly hard for them to get the chance when I was... busy elsewhere at the time of the fire,” he tried to feign being coy about details, but wasn’t able to help continuing, “I made a new friend at a bar, and her apartment was much less - on fire - than our dorms. I gotta say, while the fire didn’t pose much danger to me... she certainly did.”

[raleighjonesx-deactivated201712]

“Jealous?” Raleigh asks with a laugh as he lifts his head up to look at his friend, “People have been lining up to get my autograph, or have their picture taken with me,” he continues, “And you wouldn’t believe how many hugs I’ve gotten.” Normally Raleigh wouldn’t be one to brag, okay actually he brags a lot but not about something like this- but he can’t resist when he’s with Yves. “I’m pretty sure half the students here are willing to sleep with me, which is a shame because I’d probably end up fired,” he says with a laugh, “Although it might be worth it to sleep with some of them,” he adds his voice trailing off.

[yvescarson-blog]

“Me? Jealous that out of the two of us, you risked your life for spoiled, private school children? Nah. All of that on top of autographs and pictures would have been too much effort for me,” he chuckled, and shook his head. His friends actions really did baffle him, but to each their own. “Weren’t half the students here already willing to sleep with you? I see how those cheerleaders look at you - you must hate that I got those notches on my bedpost first,” two could play at the bragging game, but Yves had much different things to brag about, “Anyone good enough in bed is worth getting fired over, dude. You should try it some time - you have plenty of willing candidates, and I’m sure most would keep mum about their extra curriculars with Mr Jones.”

[yvescarson-blog]

"You're still alive, then?" He frowned, easily acting like he was disappointed by the fact, "And 'Sace, I assume he's alright? Fuckin' great. Look at us three, all safe and sound - Mum and Dad'll be delighted you didn't melt a fuckin' arm off.. though I guess your continued survival depends on how much of your closet you lost to the flames.”

[yvescarson-blog]

"A hero?" He asks, and it’s clear that he can’t quite believe his eyes. The newspaper clutched in his hands has painted Raleigh to be the saving grace of the entire school, and Yves can’t help but laugh, “You? Dude - that’s wicked. Are you getting anything out of it? Half us here are fucking loaded, you’d think parents would pay you good money for saving their sprogs.”

[yvescarson-blog]

{{ so.. things got exciting around here then }}

[modelcitizenbettersurfer-deacti]

“well it seems like you’re shit out of luck then, i’ll pass. find someone else to go with.” 

[yvescarson-blog]

“aw, don’t be a dick. that was my bratty way of trying to get you to go - was it not obvious?”