lost to time

if i was a bird, i'd fly away spread my wings, so i'd escape if i was the sky, i'd let it rain to wash away the pain

[zaireith]

"practiced" (just strummed random shit + tuned my guitar to different keys for no particular reason) for like 5 hours straight and now i'm laying in bed getting this weirdass phantom sensation like my guitar is still on my thigh. get OFF

[zaireith]

being androgynous but less like "oh my god, i think that might be a guy?? but they're so pretty, what the hell" and more like "that COULD be a chick, i guess?? feminine guy maybe??? really unfortunate if they're THAT chopped and female lololol"

[zaireith]

I feel so alone now that you've abandoned me.......

is this because i left to jerk off or because i fell asleep. i don't remember

this got buried in my drafts

[zaireith]

reminder that I am your daddy and you are MY kitten.

still no, actually

[xnzlian]

Give Unc a moment. yknow, those hips aren't what they used to be..so..

[zaireith]

his hips used to not lie

now they do 💔

[zaireith]

Sniff sniff kitten. 😢😢😢

-🌊

okay now theres two of you calling me kitten, what the fuck 🥹

[scissormouth]

here's my prediction for the next DITF update

[zaireith]

also dont let shuriken find sword, he might mistake him for a bug in there

[scissormouth]

here's my prediction for the next DITF update

[zaireith]

IMMEDIATELY started thinking of that one igaku animation with medkit

[zaireith]

how does it feel being my kitten 🥺

get out bro 🥀

[zaireith]

kitten why are you not replying to me 😢 daddy is very angry

STOP IT

[zaireith]

hello kitten

i'm going to have you publicly executed

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“hey just a heads up that this author writes dark fics” boohoo so scary how will you survive this!!!!! seriously go and talk to a real person in real life I beg you. “hey this person likes horror movies!!!! characters are brutally killed in those movies and this person enjoys it!!!! just a heads up” this is what some of y’all sound.

[userntcom]

legit saw people on pinterest saying an artist was problematic cuz they drew nsfw... ignoring completely that said artist drew nazi stuff. like are we serious.

[zaireith]

uhmmmmm, yeah, but they make nsfw art. did you hear me. they make nsfw art. that's problematic, for OBVIOUS reasons. "they also create artwork related to nazism"? okay cool but they draw nsfw. did you hear that part

-one of those fuckass pinterest users, probably

[zaireith]

Jk lmao. I am Kory 👅👅👅

-🌊

i literally KNEW it but you enjoy fucking with my HEAD ☹️

im finding you and jumping you on sight first thing this morning smh

[zaireith]

guess whoooo

forgot this one in my inbox six days ago

i dont knowwwwwwwww theres too many 💔💔

[zaireith]

Nopeeeee. Not meeee. I literally see you in the morning and in 2 period and lunch smh

-🌊

and you're not korry???

okay then who the hell

[zaireith]

okay, i know that the word "job" is originated from the last name of steve jobs and therefore cannot be extended in length (since it's not an abbreviation of something, as i thought it was for a long time), but like. it's been bothering me??? that alone somehow doesn't sound like a formal word???? it would if it was longer, but it can't be, because thats as long as it gets. "jobs". theres no way to make it longer without it sounding weird and its bugging me really really bad for no reason

this is what my brain does to me instead of letting me sleep

[zaireith]

zai chan zai chan zai chan are you there

いいえ、ザイリイスはここじゃありません or some shit idk

japanese class has taught me so much!!

[zaireith]

i think i translated wrong 💔