no shell over hurr baby

i'm a slug. no shell over hurr baby.

[snowcaines]

*hands in assignment*

*gets a new assignment on the same day*

[zenvdaya]

[vincent-van-goghfuckyourself-de]

literally cried from laughter

[keezuskrice-deactivated20151227]

[lilxanniee-deactivated20230222]

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

[walkemdowncc]

When people happy for no reason

[lostboyale]

i’m both

[durianseeds]

I can’t believe this isn’t real.

[asexualjesuschrist]

“so articulate,” “that’s not a compliment.” soooo true lol

[mrsthirdward]

HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLE I WANT TO SCREAM

[theprhototype-deactivated201701]

Bitch I’m tryin to help you😭

[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[filmacci]

[sexbooksandvacations]

[iliketupac-deactivated20140210]

they have my vote

[mescudizone]

🐾

[fuckyeslilkim]

Just a few of the many fans who dressed up as Lil’ Kim for Halloween this year!

[kingofromanticism]

Ain’t Nobody Fuckin’ With My Clique

(please don’t remove me as the source)

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

I wanna be as turnt as Nicki for Halloween

[igglooaustralia]

LMFAO. Nicki is a Happy Drunk. I’m crying 😂

[plnetsv]

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

it’s november 1st merry christmas everyone

[smokingsomethingwithrihanna]

[sheikh-that-ass]

I like my music at a volume where I can't hear u bitching