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@zhuzhi-lang-not-jun
This is a RP blog so like feel free to tag me and/or send me asks for RP.
I'll also just reblog pictures of snakes, Shen Qingqiu without binghe and Tianlang-Jun and make some silly posts.
This is my first RP blog so please tell me if i do anything wrong, but i'll try my best to stay in character.
💖reblog if you would feed Zhuzhi Lang a whole frozen rat💖
#iwouldgivehimtherat
This one appreciates your willingness to feed him, however please do not feed frozen rats to regular snakes. The cold can hurt snakes a lot, this one would advise to warm the rats up. Luckily due to the demon part of this one he is more cold resistant, he will gladly accept any frozen rats given to him.
The well spoken young man
Ah it seems an artist saw this one and his half brother spent some time together and decided to draw us，this one feels quite honoured. Dear artist if you ever need anything feel free to approach this one for aid.
Do you like coffee?
This one has never tried coffee, junshang only goes to teahouses and this one usually either drinks the same tea as junshang or plain water.
Tea has depth! Variety! It sets a mood. Coffee is simple.
Also caffeine doesn't affect heavenly demons unless we allow it to. The default is no effect.
Same for wine.
Once again this one would not know since this one has only tasted tea and water. Thanking junshang for informing this one.
Do you like coffee?
This one has never tried coffee, junshang only goes to teahouses and this one usually either drinks the same tea as junshang or plain water.
"Demons are odd. You have been sent a piece of his hair. That is sometjing he can grow back. Not human flesh.. that does not regenerate. The next one will be 2 fingers if i receive no information"
A- Ah his hair. It smells like him. Also this one is sure that you are just bluffing, of course humans can regenerate fingers. Regardless this one will ask master shen about this.
"I have seen that you went anf told your master. Your fiance is curre tly unconcious. But he will be informed that you do nog care to give information in exchange for his life. I can send you a piece of your fiancé if you miss him dearly. What about a finger"
This one will not give in to those mind games. Besides a finger would be nice, they are so easily regenerated surely even humans can do it. This ones fiance is strong this one is sure he can get through this while this one and Junshang work on a solution.
It would also be very useful for tracking him!
Ah that is true. Junshang is very resourceful.
Junshang, this one humbly requests for assistance. This ones fiance has been abducted with the threat that this one should go behind Junshangs back otherwise this ones fiance might get hurt, this one of course declined as Junshang is still this ones most important person. However this one would still like to rescue his fiance as he too is a rather kind person. Please Junshang help this one.
Of course I will help! We will raze those that have threatened the one you care for, and ensure they understand just what a mistake they have made!
Have you found where your fiance has been abducted to?
No such information was given to this one, however this one thought we could ask master Shen for an artifact that might help us locate him.
Your fiance has not drunk any of your blood?
Well this one was unsure how to ask him to drink this ones blood. Humans don't ussually drink eachothers blood, besides they often want to be independent. Maybe this one should have just mixed it into his food but that would be like betraying him.
*nods in understanding*
So! Shall we have Master Shen join us using an artifact?
Well this one would not want to force master shen to join us. However we should still request help per letter then he may decide if he is interested.
"I have seen that you went anf told your master. Your fiance is curre tly unconcious. But he will be informed that you do nog care to give information in exchange for his life. I can send you a piece of your fiancé if you miss him dearly. What about a finger"
This one will not give in to those mind games. Besides a finger would be nice, they are so easily regenerated surely even humans can do it. This ones fiance is strong this one is sure he can get through this while this one and Junshang work on a solution.
Junshang, this one humbly requests for assistance. This ones fiance has been abducted with the threat that this one should go behind Junshangs back otherwise this ones fiance might get hurt, this one of course declined as Junshang is still this ones most important person. However this one would still like to rescue his fiance as he too is a rather kind person. Please Junshang help this one.
Of course I will help! We will raze those that have threatened the one you care for, and ensure they understand just what a mistake they have made!
Have you found where your fiance has been abducted to?
No such information was given to this one, however this one thought we could ask master Shen for an artifact that might help us locate him.
Your fiance has not drunk any of your blood?
Well this one was unsure how to ask him to drink this ones blood. Humans don't ussually drink eachothers blood, besides they often want to be independent. Maybe this one should have just mixed it into his food but that would be like betraying him.
Junshang, this one humbly requests for assistance. This ones fiance has been abducted with the threat that this one should go behind Junshangs back otherwise this ones fiance might get hurt, this one of course declined as Junshang is still this ones most important person. However this one would still like to rescue his fiance as he too is a rather kind person. Please Junshang help this one.
Of course I will help! We will raze those that have threatened the one you care for, and ensure they understand just what a mistake they have made!
Have you found where your fiance has been abducted to?
No such information was given to this one, however this one thought we could ask master Shen for an artifact that might help us locate him.
"Your dear Fiance' has been kidnapped. He is to be found if you give us information on Lord Tianlanjun"
I fear I can not do that. My fiance not as big of a priority as Junshang in the moment. Please do release him though otherwise I will find a way to retrieve him myself.
A clutch of eggs is found hidden under the bed
"Huh... When did- why is there eggs under the bed.."
Carefully takes the eggs out from under the bed confused
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WE ARE NOT READY FOR CHILDREN!!!!!
"I- my dear- were not gonna have children yet- I think- did you put these here?"
"This one did not, he does however have an suspicion of who it could have been. Regardless now that I look at them it is clear these are not snake eggs, so perhaps we are suposed to eat them?"
"Ah I suppose so- I can use them to make breakfast for us then. Ill start on that" He kisses his cheek then goes to make food
Zhuzhi-lang goes slightly red
"That sounds nice, should this one search for some more eggs? I know there were some birds building a nest in the tree near the teahouse, maybe they already layed eggs. Otherwise I will just search in the common hiding spots"
A clutch of eggs is found hidden under the bed
"Huh... When did- why is there eggs under the bed.."
Carefully takes the eggs out from under the bed confused
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WE ARE NOT READY FOR CHILDREN!!!!!
"I- my dear- were not gonna have children yet- I think- did you put these here?"
"This one did not, he does however have an suspicion of who it could have been. Regardless now that I look at them it is clear these are not snake eggs, so perhaps we are suposed to eat them?"
A clutch of eggs is found hidden under the bed
"Huh... When did- why is there eggs under the bed.."
Carefully takes the eggs out from under the bed confused
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WE ARE NOT READY FOR CHILDREN!!!!!
Snake snacks 🐍
There's a box of different kinds of flowers and pretty rocks. A gift. With a note that reads "To my dear Fiance'
Oh no he wants to get this one pregnant, is this one ready for that yet? Is this one even able to give birth like a human? Oh no the child will be three species at once it will be disgusting, this one hopes he just wants to see his reaction and doesn't actually want to do that. Snake and heavenly demon is already a terrible combination but to add human to it, that sounds like a nightmare.
Somewhere off in the distance FengHuan is hitting himself with a book and going
Stupid stupid stupid you should have just asked his favorite flower.
Zhuzhi-lang sees Feng-Huan in the distance and yells over to him:
"GREETINGS FIANCE!! THIS ONE THINKS HE MIGHT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT HAVING A CHILD, BUT THE GESTURE IS VERY KIND!!!!!"
"I- wasnt-"
Covers his face with his hands in embarrassment
"Dont worry Fiancé we dont have to have children yet- or ever if you dont want children"
To be fair to Feng Huan... he wasnt sure Zhuzhi Lang COULD get pregnant...
"Ah this one is very glad about that this one is quite worried that if we ever had children they would suffer lot. Especially since we would have to leave them out in the woods somewhere, where they have to fend for themselves."
