Always look on the bright side of life

Its me, Amber. Hi. I like the BoM Musical, Dr. Who, BBC Sherlock, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Metal, and this is too long... XD Also pie...

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[lesbianshart-deactivated2016082]

[memewhore]

[lithping]

here he comes

[voideddragon]

[stability]

[declaringwar]

failing an exam you actually studied for

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you made French toast out of a hot dog bun, you could lay a banana inside and eat it like a breakfast hot dog

[rubyredwisp]

[ishapple]

Schrödinger’s Pokeball: When the app freezes in the middle of an encounter and the pokémon is both caught and not caught.

[edwardspoonhands]

Otherwise known as EVERY FUCKING TIME

[kdkorz10211]

When this happens: wait for the white pokeball to appear it the corner once, disappear, appear a SECOND TIME (this is the game saving your catch), and disappear once again. When you reload the app, you will have that Pokemon.

[edwardspoonhands]

Wait…for real? I’ve noticed that sometimes it saves them and sometimes it doesn’t….WAS IT MY FAULT ALL ALONG?!

[rembrandtswife]

[basilcraft-deactivated20210223]

Mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”

“Ehh I finally colored it but idk I’ll probably delete it later”

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while.

nobody knows the exact way of creating lots of ancient stuff; greek fire and damascus steel are really well known examples, and material scientists are still studying roman cement because it’s better than modern cement 

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

isnt that so fucked up

[a-daks]

all because SOME MOTHERFUCKERS always think it’s a good idea to destroy libraries. 

[odysseusyes]

dont forget the part where greek ppl forgot how to write for like 300 years and had to create a new alphabet from the phoenicians’ bc they’d forgotten their own like they forgot how to w r i t e

[breaktheatmosphere]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

"white privilege isn’t a thing stop playing the race card"

(X)

[justbadpuns]

[justbadpuns]

I went to a terrible piano concert the other night. The pianist made so many mistakes I can’t even begin to Liszt. It was too much for me to Handel so I left and demanded all my money Bach the next day.

[justbadpuns]

A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200..

[justbadpuns]

What do you call an intergalactic romance? A space-ship

[justbadpuns]

Did you hear Professor Lupin is using Boggarts in his Defense Against the Dark Arts class? It’s a bit riddikulus if you ask me.