Zombii Pose

What you can expect to find here: Low-hanging plastic fruits / Humanity rotting and circling the drain / Knuckle-draggers and mouth-breathers / Blockheads / Headlines like: "Recession May Mean Less Frequent Botox Shots" / Gym mirrors / Excessive use of the American flag / Too cool for school / Unhinged entitlement / Trailer park hijinks / News anchors / A million iClouds filled with quadrillions of selfies / Stuff you can fill an expensive house with / Bubble-life / Political theater / Bougie suburban sidewalks / Braggadocio / Bad ideas / Stories from the streets / Parents who bring their babies to the movie theater / Cigar smoking / Apes in human skin bags / "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin LOL It's ok.

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[jesusismyhostage]

Bumping your bass in a middle school parking lot isn’t the flex you think it is.

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Vote against Project 2025

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[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Pretty much sums up 2024 so far!!

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@1776_duck

Steel and sex appeal, baby.

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[moonmushroomtxt]

i've noticed an insidious trend of describing minimalism (especially minimalistic living) as "devoid of personality" and "as comfortable as a dentist's office" while praising maximalism into high heavens, and i just need you guys to realize that "you own more things -> you are a more interesting person" is some really capitalistic thinking for people who like to describe themselves as anti-capitalists.

like. you don't need a thousand trinkets in your home to have a personality. you don't need a figurine of your favorite show to be a fan of the show. you don't need thirty books on your bookshelf that you'll never read again just to show off how well-read you are. you don't need a souvenir from every place you've been to to keep it in your memories.

in a world full of advertisements that tell you that you need this-or-that to be happy/interesting/cool, give capitalism a huge fuck you by becoming just a little more of a minimalist (or at least not talking down on those who do). not to mention how much better it is for the environment...