Sleepy Dreamer

Welcome to my antisocial page where u will find the most cringiest post on the planet of dreams! Follow my instagram page www.instagram.com and follow meh @luh.hxnessy and u will see how funny i look! Also if your from here dm me and we can chat!! Byeee my sweet dreams!!!

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*your gonna have to zoom in* *OOFF DAS TUFF*

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Typing...

Mom: Good morning honey

Me: HOLA SOY DORA

Mom: *goes upstairs to get the chancletas*

Nobody:...

Casper: Chile anyways sooo-

Me: help meh..

Mom: *Chases me with da chancletas*

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ≧◇≦

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WHO WILL WIN?

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4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

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I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

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can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

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So what fuck was your wife knocking on

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this dick

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It’s not even 4 words???

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wait mah stupid ass thought it was talking about a damn sealing lol. But bitch must got a problem cuz she knocking on air.

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if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

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@luh.hxnessy on Instagram: “See what had happened was I was trying to post dis last nite and I forgot 🤷🏾‍♀️😬”

@luh.hxnessy shared a post on Instagram: “See what had happened was I was trying to post dis last nite and I forgot 🤷🏾‍♀️😬” • Follow their account to see 22 posts.

dis is mah instaram go follow it chicken heads! *also das me in da photo but we not gonna talk about dat ugly pic lmfaooo!*

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Trying throw a hallerween party

Mom: we can't go trick or treating this year

Me: Can i throw a Halloween party?

Her: HELL NAH

Me: *Throws one anyways*

Her: *waits to get the chanclas*

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That moment when your mom walks through the door and thinks u doing math work with your bf but really...

YALL EATIN CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!

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me when i’m finally able to show off...*which will Neva happen

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