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冰雹毛主席 I'm a lone monk walking the world with a leaky umbrella. Just your casual 1940s/50s Care Assistant. Seems legit. Enjoy :)

[marlynnofmany]

This is (A) hilarious, and (B) perfect for adapting to a science fiction setting. 

Sneaking onboard an alien ship?  Send in Stabby the Roomba first.

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#tbt

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The dream job 😍

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Sunshine through my window 🌞

[astoldbyanurse]

[half--agony--half--hope]

Amen!  My shift can be saved or ruined by the CNA I am working with.

[tiny-librarian]

That feel when you thought a book would be really good but it’s just…not.

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Happy Birthday to my best friend, I know you put up with a lot of my rubbish so I just wanted to say thank you for another year of friendship. I hope you've had a really wonderful day and I can't wait to celebrate with you when I get back! I love you the world over 😘

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[skywulker-archive]

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just

:/

[puppycastiel]

[cosmic-noir]

When your dad is a twin 😊 This is so cute!

[wordsnquotes]

I don’t want to be married just to be married. I can’t think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my life with someone I can’t talk to, or worse, someone I can’t be silent with.

Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society (via wordsnquotes)

[tommylindholm]

If you follow my blog with any regularity, you know how much I love bench hits. Even if a player hits himself into one.

[fortscrotum]

[cumonthevoid]

be the hero you want to see in the world

[nastarojc-deactivated20240108]

Sister Julienne: What were you thinking of, cycling alone?

Sister Mary Cynthia: We always do. I thought… I thought my habit would protect me. But that was my arrogance, my fault.

[oliverwr]

What I’ve Learned: 1. A girl can lose feelings for you over night. 2. A kiss can be just that, a kiss. Completely meaningless. 3. Love can be one sided but I still wonder if that is love at all 4. Never beg for someone to stay or to love you. You shouldn’t have to beg for someone to be a part of your life or to love you. You deserve better than that. 5. Stop breaking your ribs to make space for those who do not belong there. 6. Learning to breathe again is harder than the doctors said it would be. 7. I don’t know what hurts more at night; being alone or being in love. 8. Laying with someone in bed at night is temporary. It won’t get rid of the lonely. You will still wake up and leave in the morning with a heavy heart and no hand to hold. 9. Sometimes the sky rains gasoline instead of water and you have to be strong enough and ignore the urge to set yourself on fire. 10. I will be okay someday. Bad things happen for no reason sometimes and things end but that shouldn’t mean you should come to an end too. The ocean will always have waves; I just have to learn to swim through them for a bit longer. 11. The stretch marks I left on my mother from birth will not be another suicide letter I never finished.

Oliver Nolau (via oliverwr)

[goingoutdoor]

Moraine Lake, Banff National Park, Alberta