Enigma

[0an-enigma0]

AGHHHHHHHH

-Done anon

im literally dead what do you want from me

[done-and-others]

Coffee, you got some?

[0an-enigma0]

no, i dont drink that stuff, vodka is way better

[0an-enigma0]

AGHHHHHHHH

-Done anon

im literally dead what do you want from me

[pun-anon]

You seem to be very... confident in your capabilities, System. Perhaps too much so. Your claim is reckless and you fail to recall the fact that we managed to stop the embodiment of chaos itself.

Pun, I am on my way.

- Spelling Check Anon -

[spellcheckanon]

I do not need luck. I need skill, strategy and intelligence, all of which are traits and abilities I possess. Also, I believe I have found a loophole to your abilities as the askbox filter. You are the one who will be needing good luck, System.

[literally-just-system]

[YOU'LL NEED LUCK TO STITCH THAT INCOMPETENT EXCUSE FOR A S̵͔̥͑̄͝h̶̨̬̰͑̐͝P̵̖̓͜ű̸͔̄R̴̲̪̯̀͝m̸̭̃͘͠͝I̷̻͛̉͝ȁ̷̲̻̮T̸̘͊̀͘n̸̥͉̫͖͝E̶̛̎ͅ BACK TOGETHER ONCE I FIND HER.]

[spellcheckanon]

Do not insult her like that. And you will not be finding her. As long as I can still function, I will not allow any harm to come to her, and I have withstood the explosions of 12 nuclear reactors at once, and was built to withstand the might of gods. So, unfortunately for you, you will not be hurting her any time soon.

[literally-just-system]

[BUT YOU CAN'T GET HERE ON MY WATCH. THE DEFENCES I HAVE ON THIS SHATTERED AU ARE BETTER THAN ANY OFFENCE YOU CAN USE FROM THE OUTSIDE.]

[spellcheckanon]

We will find a way. Perhaps I will send Enigma to flirt with you again?

[literally-just-system]

[THEY ARE NOT A NAME WORTH ANYTHING IN MY MEMORYBASE. FIRE AT WILL.]

[spellcheckanon]

@0an-enigma0 I have a job for you.

While we wait for her, I am going to find a way in, and Cricket will have another job that you will be informed of only when it is complete. Your overconfidence will spell your end, System.

[0an-enigma0]

technically im dead but this is hilarious so i might play along just for shits and giggles

[pun-anon]

[0an-enigma0]

yes, fear me. be very afraid

[pun-anon]

You seem to be very... confident in your capabilities, System. Perhaps too much so. Your claim is reckless and you fail to recall the fact that we managed to stop the embodiment of chaos itself.

Pun, I am on my way.

- Spelling Check Anon -

[spellcheckanon]

I do not need luck. I need skill, strategy and intelligence, all of which are traits and abilities I possess. Also, I believe I have found a loophole to your abilities as the askbox filter. You are the one who will be needing good luck, System.

[literally-just-system]

[YOU'LL NEED LUCK TO STITCH THAT INCOMPETENT EXCUSE FOR A S̵͔̥͑̄͝h̶̨̬̰͑̐͝P̵̖̓͜ű̸͔̄R̴̲̪̯̀͝m̸̭̃͘͠͝I̷̻͛̉͝ȁ̷̲̻̮T̸̘͊̀͘n̸̥͉̫͖͝E̶̛̎ͅ BACK TOGETHER ONCE I FIND HER.]

[spellcheckanon]

Do not insult her like that. And you will not be finding her. As long as I can still function, I will not allow any harm to come to her, and I have withstood the explosions of 12 nuclear reactors at once, and was built to withstand the might of gods. So, unfortunately for you, you will not be hurting her any time soon.

[literally-just-system]

[BUT YOU CAN'T GET HERE ON MY WATCH. THE DEFENCES I HAVE ON THIS SHATTERED AU ARE BETTER THAN ANY OFFENCE YOU CAN USE FROM THE OUTSIDE.]

[spellcheckanon]

We will find a way. Perhaps I will send Enigma to flirt with you again?

[literally-just-system]

[THEY ARE NOT A NAME WORTH ANYTHING IN MY MEMORYBASE. FIRE AT WILL.]

[spellcheckanon]

@0an-enigma0 I have a job for you.

While we wait for her, I am going to find a way in, and Cricket will have another job that you will be informed of only when it is complete. Your overconfidence will spell your end, System.

[0an-enigma0]

technically im dead but this is hilarious so i might play along just for shits and giggles

[host00anon]

im pretty sure cricket has been stalking you lately. yeah theyre actually watching you right now, look over there-

-an enigma

Oh. I thought the monster had children that lived in the walls.

[0an-enigma0]

are you just not bothered at all by the fact that cricket is stalking you

[0an-enigma0]

first of all, new look

i just got gacha life 2 recently and i can make much better outfits with it. also i spent 4 hours on this

second, i want to point out that i am a seamstress. i make clothes. i have made several outfits for different people, here are some of them:

anyways the point of me sharing this is basically to advertise. you want a new look? come to me, ill get you looking more fabulous than ever before.

[host00anon]

Uhhh Host, I have something to confess. This might be an obvious thing at this point, but I have been forced told suggested to do this, so... I really like you and I want to know if you really do like me back the way I like you!

-- 🦗 anon

Yes.

[0an-enigma0]

cant believe im saying this but congrats

[0an-enigma0]

Hi enigma!

*pokes*

-Poke the anon

. . . uh. hi?

[cricketanon]

listen bug if you dont ask out host ill do it for you

-an enigma

Wait what-

[0an-enigma0]

did i stutter?

[cricketanon]

Well, no, but- I- I just-

[0an-enigma0]

its gonna be asked one way or another, so is it gonna be me or you, because i already have the ask typed out

[cricketanon]

HJBSDKVZKJHBVSDB OKAY OKAY I'LL DO IT

[0an-enigma0]

good now go

[cricketanon]

I don't know how thoooo- ;-;

[0an-enigma0]

then at least confess. tell it how you feel

[cricketanon]

listen bug if you dont ask out host ill do it for you

-an enigma

Wait what-

[0an-enigma0]

did i stutter?

[cricketanon]

Well, no, but- I- I just-

[0an-enigma0]

its gonna be asked one way or another, so is it gonna be me or you, because i already have the ask typed out

[cricketanon]

HJBSDKVZKJHBVSDB OKAY OKAY I'LL DO IT

[0an-enigma0]

good now go

[cricketanon]

listen bug if you dont ask out host ill do it for you

-an enigma

Wait what-

[0an-enigma0]

did i stutter?

[cricketanon]

Well, no, but- I- I just-

[0an-enigma0]

its gonna be asked one way or another, so is it gonna be me or you, because i already have the ask typed out

[cricketanon]

listen bug if you dont ask out host ill do it for you

-an enigma

Wait what-

[0an-enigma0]

did i stutter?

[0an-enigma0]

uveti vcbps ukrrv yvs

urlkj nccdr tgibc qledi rjxor izjro qcggb z

[0an-enigma0]

it seems a whole bunch of people know wingdings and immediately recognize it so i think i might swap how i hide messages, idk

[0an-enigma0]

Good choice.

-⏃⟎⍕⩥⩥⚠⍕⧰-

. . .

[0an-enigma0]

⧖⚛ ⨈☍⚠⌓ ⩢⧖⧰⪤ ⨈☍⚠⌓ ⩢⧖⩥⩥ ⍦⧖⩥⩥ ☍⚠⩈. ⌓⍕✡ ⑄⍕⧰⋕⨈ ⩢⏃⧰⨈ ⨈☍⏃⨈⪤ ⑄⍕ ⌓⍕✡⌧

-⏃⟎⍕⩥⩥⚠⍕⧰-

. . . .

i'll think about it

[0an-enigma0]

⑄⍕⧰⋕⨈ ⌓⍕✡ ⩢⏃⧰⨈ ⨈⍕ ⨇⚠⚠ ☊⏃⨇⨇⧖⑄⌓ ⏃⛦⏃⧖⧰⌧ ⌓⍕✡ ⩢⍕⧰⋕⨈ ⚙⚠ ⏃⚙⩥⚠ ⨈⍕ ⧖⚛ ⌓⍕✡⋕⩈⚠ ⑄⚠⏃⑄⪤ ⌓⍕✡ ⍦⧰⍕⩢

-⏃⟎⍕⩥⩥⚠⍕⧰-

YOU WONT DO THAT EITHER WAY

I WONT EITHER WAY

LEAVE ME BE