Parenthetical

"I’m not the freaking savior of the universe. I’m just a girl from Arizona.”

[anyaboz]

The Story Brook Mural

You can see it at the Keller Public Library in Keller TX.

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Shrinkflation alert: I am convinced that the party size bags of Tostitos are smaller than they used to be.

[mariacallous]

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I have known many men like Platner, which is why I am convinced he doesn’t belong in the Senate. I would never trust such men with more than changing a tire.

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People who don’t pay attention to hugely popular properties and then don’t do any research but just blithely participate in something and become shocked that something horrible happened like someone swore… if you are going to be someone with a bunch of rules about what is good or worth your time or appropriate, maybe pay attention? Just a little?

Or use the internet to see if someone says “dang.”

[nonbinaryjudean]

Now that we’re allowed to be liberals again can we talk about the homophobia towards Pete Buttigieg

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

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I’m reading The Appeal by Janice Hallett and I am struggling to do anything but read. That hasn’t happened for me with a book in a loooooong time.

[sculien]

WIDOW'S BAY 1.01 WELCOME TO WIDOW'S BAY!

[dogpuppy]

[remanence-of-love]

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Well, this is a new kind of guy for Nextdoor.

I think he's a little confused. Also, what the fuck is a true Mexican?

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I have been racking my brain all day for the answer to this and I can't come up with it or anything searchable:

What is the name of the female author who has written several acclaimed literary fiction novels and whose name is Ann (I THINK) but is not Ann Patchett?

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I’m upset about “the viral dot cakes” and I just can’t let it go. You smushed a cake into a container that is difficult to eat from and put a thick layer of the worst sprinkles on top and now you’re charging a dozen dollars for this? No.

[spockwithacat]

It is extremely depressing seeing people trying to claim the new Planter news is a nothing burger case trumped up to make him look bad and that nothing really bad was in it. It was just him being slightly rude nothing damming when this is part of the piece.

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My suspicion is that people are focusing on the motivations of the Republican ex-girlfriend because otherwise they’d have to admit the truth: that they don’t think this is “that bad.” That they maybe have done stuff like this, witnessed it and said nothing, or thought about doing it and would if they didn’t fear repercussions.

[blignick]

[canadiangold]

[bettyrightnow]

girl who likes every taylor swift song: i love the new taylor swift song guys

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All you said was hiiiiii