useless headcanons i have about the musketeers (5/?)
• hank fucks with malcom in the middle HARD
• art likes telling dad jokes
• ray, art, harkness, collie, and gary all like rollecoasters while pete, hank, and stebbins don't
• they all do the thing where you try to only take on trip for your groceries. some are more successful than others
• collie is GOATED at bowling. harkness is NOT
• when pete likes something he says it "tickles him" like if someone tells a funny joke he'll say "i'm tickled" before giggling hysterically
• art is literally the worst person to hear stories from be he goes off on like 10 minute tangents
• hank thinks coffee tastes like SHIT he fucking hates it
• you know that one kid you went to school with that just somehow knew how to do the worm? yeah that's ray
• whenever they're at a place where you can get a fountain drink hank always gets the largest one
• barkovitch was the type of kid to go outside and make potions when he was younger
• art pretends to know how to do dances and hank thinks it's the funniest shit imaginable. like art will start tap dancing to a song and hank will double over in laughter be of how stupid it looks
• art knows an abundance of pen and paper games
• stebbins' favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan
• harkness fucking loves bagels
• collie hates rock paper scissors bc he somehow always loses
𐙚 Richard Harkness Imagine!! ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘ TLW
*•Smut!Imagine
*•TW; mentions of crying! Overstimulation!
*•Riding Richard Harkness
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You met up with your boyfriend, Richard. He’s been awake for almost three days in a row now, obviously tired yet still working on the college article. So you decide to take care of him, and get his mind off things! Before you know it, you’ve got him on the bed while you’re on top of him. He’s a talker, he doesn’t even shut up in bed, rambling on about how you feel or look.
"I could write an entire c-chapter… just on the way you breathe. Please. Don't stop."
"The way your pupils dilate... it’s a fascinating physiological response. You’re incredible."
"I’m so lucky you’re here with me. I mean, the odds of us... and here you are."
"You're like a dream, you know that? A real, live-action miracle."
Though most of his words are cut off by moans, his own whimpers. Richard’s average length, maybe 6.5 inches. But he’s definitely enthusiastic. His hips thrusting up into you, hands roaming your bad and gripping. While he’s under you though, he still focuses on your pleasure. He’s book smart, he’ll easily move a hand to push the hood of your clit up and rub your sensitive bundle of nerves. All while he’s practically crying underneath you from pure pleasure.
That’s the end. I will be writing more! Please give me recommendations!