Not the guy from Bee Swarm Simulator (not a guy)

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[0nn3t]

On the internet, you see goobers. Then they become your friend and you realize they're no goobers at all.

On the internet, you see people that aren't goobers at all. Then they become your friend and you realize they're goobers.

On the internet, you see goobers. Then they become your friend and you realize they're actually goobers.

On the internet, you see people that aren't goobers at all. Then they become your friend and you realize they're no goobers at all.

And then there's me.

I'm the Sun.

Hi.

[0nn3t]

Aaaaaand im going back home with 10 more celsius hoorayy

[0nn3t]

Sigh

[0nn3t]

Hey, so, fun story

It's 1am and im woken up by a noise downstairs, its dark, i cant see shit and my hearing is at its peak. So i get a bit scared, and even more when i realize there's a noise hella similar to footsteps seemingly getting heavier and faster close to me. So i get even more scared, and the noise gets louder. Then with all the courage left in my sleepy brain, i go to my room's door and open it. Nothing. And the noise is getting slower.

It was my fucking heartbeat. My Tell-Tale Heart mistook Mandela Catalogue's Intruder in my house with my damn heartbeat.

[0nn3t]

Man.

[0nn3t]

So apparently my glorious goat Tenna has been named Tumblr Sexyman 2026

Yeeeeey

[0nn3t]

Just found John Shark out there

[0nn3t]

Did i mention i was on vacations

Also did i mention im feeling good

[0nn3t]

Friend-shaped

[0nn3t]

Valuable information, as someone with the body of a guy, if i read yuri, i'll be called a perv, if i read yaoi, i'll be called gay.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[0nn3t]

So i was like lying in bed listening to "The Fire is Gone" on loop then i felt a clarity in my brain telling me to hop on roblox and farm

So i did

[0nn3t]

Yo 0nnet, what did I miss? Lemme scroll thru your posts…

IM PRETTY NOW

[0nn3t]

Im kickin my feet rn heheheeeeee >w<

[0nn3t]

You are cute now sista

omfg THATS MEEEEEE THATS ME HAAAAI HELLO HIIIIIIII :3333

Not even exaggerating thats how i felt seeing this OMAGA ITS SO COOL THANK U SO MUUUUCH

[0nn3t]

Sista from anotha motha out there flipping ghosts off and making me say gay stuff

[goracememy]

[yourlocalsubmissivegirlfailure]

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

[0nn3t]

Boioioioioioioing

[0nn3t]

Yo like 12 hours without food and now im eating rice like

Tis the most tasty thing ive ever eaten