MANY EYES, ALWAYS WATCHING. @1-800-scaryphone - Tumblr Blog

DAMN. I HATE IT WHEN SALVATION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE TO GRASP.

welcome to 1-800-SCARYPHONE, a chaotic dialtown multimuse featuring phonegingi, norm allen, and callum crown. please read my rules before interacting!

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curseofbreadbear (indefinite hiatus)

#{ OOPS !!! }#{ yes i did spend a significant portion of my day making a promo for this blog + making the ticket sign for the aesthetic }#eyestrain /#🎬 || that about summed it up. (pinned.) || 🎬

evilkingstan

HMM. WELL, IT WAS A DREAM. I AM THE SAME OLD ORDINARY BOY. WHAT A RELIEF!

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, ISN'T IT!? HAHAHAHAHA!! TOO BAD!

THIS IS NOTHING BUT REALITY!

YOU ARE THE OBEDIENT SERVANT OF THE EVIL KING STAN, FOREVER!!

EVILKINGSTAN - an indie, private rp blog for evil king stan (and ari) from okage: shadow king, reigned by rick. multiverse, crossover-friendly, and oc-friendly. this blog may contain triggering content and is strictly 18+.

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👑 CARRD 👑 RULES 👑 ABOUT STAN 👑 ABOUT ARI 👑 VERSES 👑

#🎬 || i seek an audience! (promos.) || 🎬

evilkingstan

HMM. WELL, IT WAS A DREAM. I AM THE SAME OLD ORDINARY BOY. WHAT A RELIEF!

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, ISN'T IT!? HAHAHAHAHA!! TOO BAD!

THIS IS NOTHING BUT REALITY!

YOU ARE THE OBEDIENT SERVANT OF THE EVIL KING STAN, FOREVER!!

EVILKINGSTAN - an indie, private rp blog for evil king stan (and ari) from okage: shadow king, reigned by rick. multiverse, crossover-friendly, and oc-friendly. this blog may contain triggering content and is strictly 18+.

♡ + ↻ - spread the word!

👑 CARRD 👑 RULES 👑 ABOUT STAN 👑 ABOUT ARI 👑 VERSES 👑

#🎬 || i seek an audience! (promos.) || 🎬#{ whoops i'm fuckin at it again AHGHHHH }#{ at least okage is a forever interest... my beloved }#{ follow for a shadow version of plankton from spongebob dsfgfsds }#{ sillay but i've decided that doug lawrence is stan's voiceclaim BC THE VIBES...}

💀 hate to say it but i think i need to condense my goddamn alt accounts into sideblogs because i've crossed the point of no return (and my dumb ass is ALREADY thinking about making another one, jesus hell)

#🎬 || time for bear. (ooc.) || 🎬#{ especially bc i keep making and leaving them bc my brain is all over the damn place }#{ I'LL FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY... }#{ but if i do decide im gonna write my baby boy stink man from yet another obscure ass game then he's gonna be a sideblog. sorry king }

not me getting consumed by the void for the past few days

#🎬 || time for bear. (ooc.) || 🎬#{ i think im safe and then our cats will hop on my lap and i get too tired to do anything productive lmao }#{ and the only reason im online rn is because its slow at work LMAO }#{ time to write while i wait for things to pick up i suppose???? }

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oh and i should probably do this-

starter call for m'bois (now that we're back in business)! specify muse (or else), multis specify, mutuals only, y'all know the deal <3

#🎬 || ring ring rang rang! (starter call.) || 🎬#{ T-POSES }#{ it's peak writing time ; i have the day off and our cats aren't swarming my lap... }

behold... my masterpieces

#🎬 || time for bear. (ooc.) || 🎬#{ i spent 2 hours on each of these heads lmao }

had an EPIPHANY. i can start adding narrator to my threads with white text so people can't read it (on the standard tumblr dashboard lmao). i can replicate the experience of other people hearing gingi talking to themself...............

#🎬 || time for bear. (ooc.) || 🎬#{ i've kinda wanted to do it for a while but wasn't sure how to separate narrator from my regular novella bullshit fsgsd }#{ now this.........this is a good idea.......... }

@bolides ❤’d! ( gingi for drommie! )

[Phonegingi treated her act of unexpected intimacy like a frightened, captured animal. Granted, the last time they'd been picked up and squeezed like this was when they'd been snatched by Theoroar ( hence their initial kicking and roaring ), so maybe that reaction was justified. Fortunately, their wriggling calmed down when they realized who their captor was.]

❝ DROMMIE!!! ❞ [Gingi trilled, their scaly wittle arms slithering around their belóved.] ❝ DROMMIE. MY LÓVE. I have a present for you :) ❞ [Somehow, their makeshift phone-head squished and contorted to mimic a flesh-head's smile. Horrifying.]

[They excitedly pointed to the tree trunk underneath them; there, a single slice of cheese graced its wooden "tabletop." Its meaning would likely be lost to her until they explained themself ( IF they explained themself ), but this gift was more special than she could ever know. It was an OFFICIAL invitation to be part of their weird little cryptid family ( consisting only of them and their clutch of bastard eggs ). To Gingi, a lone slice of cheese sitting in the middle of the woods was the ultimate gesture of love and care.]

❝ Oh, and also -- NEVER surprise me like that again. I BITE. ❞

[Leave it to Phonegingi to spoil their own romantic gesture. Truly, this was a shining example of what Andromeda was getting herself into.]

#bolides #bolides; 008 #🥚 || wee goblin creechur. (phonegingi.) || 🥚#🥚 |v| ☎️ + 🕘 = ??? (003.) |v| 🥚#{ TIME FOR BELOVEDS LET'S GO }#{ narrator in the bg like 'dear god DON'T DO IT DON'T ACCEPT IT' }#{ get out while you still can........ fsdlgkflds }#{ also yes i based the cheese thing on the new gingi lore i acquired last night asdfdsa... }

furiously scribbles notes

#🥚 || wee goblin creechur. (phonegingi.) || 🥚#{ i gotta refresh my memory before i expand my gingi lore but- }#{ pretty sure cheese is what gingi tried to lure out bigfoot with...... }#{ but providing a single slice of cheese doesn't sound like it was something t.heoroar did }#{ i don't think gingi would have treated it like a move from their mother if theo had anything to do with it lmao }#{ sad thought but maybe cheese was what gingi resorted to for bigfoot because they saw it as a familial gesture... }#{ you know me i'm gonna dig wayyyyyyyyy too deep into this. i am quietly connecting dots don't mind me }

1-800-scaryphone

EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME HELLO EXCUSE ME???? EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME??????????

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after he landed. AFTER HE FUCKING LANDED. WHEN HIS BODY WAS AT ITS WEAKEST AND TRYING TO READJUST TO EARTH. IMAGINE HIKING ALL. THE. WAY. TO D/IALTOWN. BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DISORIENTED AND CONFUSED ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND YOU AND THE ONLY ONE WITH ANSWERS LIVES IN D/IALTOWN.

#🎬 || time for bear. (ooc.) || 🎬#🚀 || paper-bagged gunslinger. (norm.) || 🚀#{ PUNCHES THE WALL?????????? }