[acidpanter]

A Kind Alien™ ingests her liquid.

[furbearingbrick]

drinkie drinkie drinkie drinkie

[bitchvirgo]

im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

[conquerorwurm]

I am given a lecture about leaving him alone for one (1) day

[wastedspaceace]

Such an angry little storm cloud.

[lord-kitschener]

You deserve his scolding!!! How could you??

[bellahadidsnosejob]

[00000000000000000000000001-deac]

chaotic good

[smittenkittenmn]

[cocknurse2-deactivated20190914]

sex for the first time

[aviholic-deactivated20160802]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THISSSS

[chuuzus]

[i-ducking-love-ducktales]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

when i stretch in the morning

[saiasus]

[a-horrible-way-to-dan]

Creepshow (1982) -  Dir: George A. Romero

[timotaychalamet]

Twin Peaks (TV Series 1990–1991)

[samaraweaving]

Look, I don’t know what futuristic utopia you live in, but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.

Death Proof (2007) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[wellbutrinboy]

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

[disc80s]

https://instagram.com/p/BdsOK7mB3D1/

[cocaineteas]

Idk if I should laugh or feel bad…

[meanplastic]

me texting

[slaveney]

View this post on Instagram

[theshitneyspears]

Me: I have NO idea what to wear tonight.

FBI Agent watching me through my webcam: Well let us see some options.

Me, shocked, but also wanting help:

[youaremyeverlovin]