one maybe two

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I be profen all night long

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BITCH I HAD SO MANY SHITPOSTS QUEUED FOR TH PAST WEEK AND NOW THEYRE GONE

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inchworm, footworm and metreworm

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i bet being one of those green garden blocks and having cold water poured on you feels amazing

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Maybe a cowboy doesn’t need a hat need a hat need a hat or a pair of fancy boots fancy boots fancy boots

Has anyone tried telling him about consumerism?

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estrogen party woo hoo

and theres testosterone on the red table for those who want it but like who wants to be a man

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no basil in my great² grandmas salad because they put it all in my ice cream

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daddy duck and begs bunny

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*in the middle of a panic attack*

shake it off, I shake it off ah ah

shake it off, I shake it off ah ah

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moths but the eyes on their wings actually blink

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twirls my mustache and disappears into the twirl like the Cheshire Cat

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geese sound like seagulls that have been smoking for thirty years

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nerds gummy cluster at the center of the earth

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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday steady Sunday seven days a week

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why does the woodchuck chuck wood?

what if he wants to be a painter?

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what cries when it cracks

a masochist

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“I can’t believe she was diagnosed with depression! There were no signs!”

*Waving through a window faintly playing in the backgroune for the 42th time that week*