Tadiu Jinkaku (Multiple Persona-lity Disorder) MOL.p
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7024898
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ちょっと聴いてください わたし困ってるんです
わたしの体には 別のだれかが住んでるみたい
くわしく説明すると ひとりはなんかえろくて
すごくほれっぽい性格をしているみたいなの
ふと気がついたら 知らない男に抱かれていることもありました
もしかしてもしかするとわたしの体 何か病気にかかってしまったのかも
もうひとついいですか 実はわたしの体に
さっきの人とは別の だれかが住んでるみたいなの
くわしく説明すると とても明るい笑顔で
人とかぼっこぼこにしちゃったりしているみたいなの
ふと気がついたら 鉄パイプもってどこかのケンカに参加していました
もしかしてもしかするとわたしの心 何か病気にかかってしまったのかも
こんな症状テレビで見たことがある わたしの推理が正しければまちがいなく
多重人格なんじゃない？
どうしよどうしよ……（病院行け！）
病院来ました（クスリ貰え！）
え？ どこも悪くない？（なんだってー！）
そんなハズはない！！（そりゃそうだー！）
もしかして……わたし……もしかして……まさか？
多重人格じゃなくてタヂウ人格だったのかもしれない しれない！？
（説明しよ～ タヂウ人格とは、タヂウという生物が体内を蝕み
人格を支配してしまうのだが、あらゆる方法を持ってしても
タヂウの存在を証明することが出来なかったため、
現代医学が敗北した病気の一種である）
もしかしてもしかするとわたしの体 タヂウに支配されてしまったのかもね
もしかしてもしかするとわたしの心 タヂウに支配されてしまったのかもね
もしかしてもしかするとわたしの頭 タヂウに支配されてしまったのかもね
もしかしてもしかするとわたしの全て タヂウに支配されてしまったのかもね
タヂウ人格なんじゃない？
タヂウ人格なんじゃない？
タヂウ人格なんじゃない？
（あなたも！）
タヂウ人格なんじゃない？
Chotto kiite kudasai watashi komatterun desu
Watashi no karada ni wa betsu no dareka da sunderu mitai
Kuwashiku setsumei suru to hitori wa nanka eroku te
Sugoku hore ppoi seikaku wo shiteiru mitai nano
Futo ki ga tsui tara shiranai otoko ni idakarete iru koto mo arimashita
Moshikashite moshika suru to watashi no karada nanka byouki ni kakatte shimatta no kamo
Mou hitotsu ii desu ka jitsu wa watashi no karada ni
Sakki no hito wa betsu no dareka ga sunderu mitai nano
Kuwashiku setsumei suru to totemo akarui egao de
Hito toka bokkoboko ni shichatari shiteiru mitai nano
Futo ki ga tsui tara tetsu paipu motte dokoka no kenka ni sanka shiteimashita
Moshikashite moshika suru to watashi no kokoro nanka byouki ni kakatte shimatta no kamo
Konna shoujou terebi de mita koto ga aru watashi no suiri ga tadashikereba machigainaku
Tajuu jinkaku nan ja nai?
Doushiyo doushiyo (Byouin ike!)
Byouin kimashita (Kusuri morae!)
E? doko mo waruku nai? (Nan datte?)
Sonna hazu wa nai! (Sorya sou da!)
Moshikashite... Watashi... Moshikashite... Masaka
Tajuu jinkaku ja naku te tajiu jinkaku datta no kamo shirenai shirenai!
(Setsumei shiyo~ tajiu jinkaku to ha, tajiu to yuu seibutsu ga tainai wo mushibami
Jinkaku wo shihai shite shimau no daga, arayuru houhou wo motte shite mo
Tajiu no sonzai wo shoumei suru koto ga dekinai nakatta tame,
Gendai igaku ga haiboku shita byouki no isshu de aru)
Moshikashite moshika suru to watashi no karada tajiu ni shihai sareta shimatta no kamo ne
Moshikashite moshika suru to watashi no kokoro tajiu ni shihai sareta shimatta no kamo ne
Moshikashite moshika suru to watashi no atama tajiu ni shihai sareta shimatta no kamo ne
Moshikashite moshika suru to watashi no subete tajiu ni shihai sareta shimatta no kamo ne
Tajiu jinkaku nan janai?
Tajiu jinkaku nan janai?
Tajiu jinkaku nan janai? (Anata mo!)
Tajiu jinkaku nan janai?
Hey, please listen a little. I am slightly troubled.
I think that another person resides in my body.
To be more clear, this person is pretty perverted.
They seem to have a personality that makes men fall in love easily.
All of a sudden I noticed that I was being embraced by a man I didn't know
Could it possibly be that my body has been overcome by an illness?
Can you listen a bit more? The truth is, my body..
has yet another person living inside it, along side the other.
To be more clear, this person has a bright smile.
And goes out beating up random people.
All of a sudden I noticed I was carrying an iron pipe fighting people in an area I didn't know
Could it possibly be that my heart has been overcome by an illness?
I actually saw this condition on television, if I'm not wrong, could it be..
Isn't this Multiple Personality Disorder?
What should I do? (Go to the hospital!)
I went to the hospital. (Get medication!)
Huh? There's nothing wrong with me? (What did you say?)
That can't be right! (It can't be!)
Could it possibly be? Am I? Could it possibly be? Don't tell me..
It's not Multiple Personality Disorder, but Multiple Persona-lity Disorder?
(Let me explain~ Multiple Persona-lity Disorder is a different illness where living "Persona-lities" eat into the body.
They take control of the bodies personality, using any method they can.
Since there’s no proof of these "persona-lities" affecting you,
Modern medicine has yet to defeat this type of illness)
Could it possibly be that my body has been overcome by these persona-lities?
Could it possibly be that my heart has been overcome by these persona-lities?
Could it possibly be that my head has been overcome by these persona-lities?
Could it possibly be that my everything has been overcome by these persona-lities?
Isn't this Multiple Persona-lity Disorder?
Isn't this Multiple Persona-lity Disorder?
Isn't this Multiple Persona-lity Disorder?
(You too!)
Isn't this Multiple Persona-lity Disorder?
