save me old man pussy

under 18 dni. 23, he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ if you wanted to like tag me or send me links to uh... help with the archive that'd be incredibly cool of you xoxo if you're not interested in personal posts block #not rick

[18plusrick]

welcome rickfucker class of 2026

elephant in the room: this blog isn't exactly the most tumblr friendly so i gotta be careful about stuff but you know what we're doing here. this is exactly what it says on the tin, block if you're not interested.

so heyyy if you know any other blogs or twitter pages that post/repost spicy rick content without including r1ck0rty and the like, please let me know about em.

no underage or incest shit here. unless you count rickcest or jerrick as incest

not tagging nowadays because im laazzzyyyyy but if you want me to tag something lmk

ships and content warning under the cut

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solo ricks, rickcest, prickcest, stanchez, jerrick, birdrick, rick x unity, rick x reader (x viewer? i mostly reblog pictures, not fanfic, but whatever). there's also the occasional oc, self insert, or random alien.

dubcon, tentacles, omorashi, blood including both bleeding wounds and menstrual blood, pregnancy, drugs alcohol and cigarettes, needles, bdsm (maybe? idrk what counts but there's pain stuff and like binds and leather), probably spoilers

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[18plusrick]

who else feeling normal about getting to see rick piss himself

[yourlocalwineaunt]

"Dick, Dick by the inch!"

(Brownie points if you know where that's from.)

Quick sketch of drunk, horny Rick. Wasn't in the mood to go full realism on his face, since I mainly wanted to focus on anatomy practice, but going full cartoony on the face with a realistic body looked off, so have a hybrid style!

[kermitteafrog]

Read Mizz_River's birdrick fic on AO3 and found the mental image of BP absolutely devouring some old man ass to be profound and emotionally affecting.

Suggestive under cut!

[kermitteafrog]

Like to Charge, Reblog to Cast

[loonymortys]

full version ⤵️

LoonyMortysのポイピク | イラストとか箱「ポイピク」

LoonyMortysはポイピクに1枚のイラストとかをポイポイしています。

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Choose

[blackcatgreengrape]

Rick Sanchez being obsessed with kissing your cunt.

Giving soft, barely audible kisses to your clit, lapping up your juices slowly as you get increasingly excited.

Teasing you by slightly opening his mouth to reveal his tongue soooffttlyy grazing against your clit while he makes eye contact with your pretty blushed up face.

He asks if you like it when he's soft with you like this.

You say yes.

He moans into your cunt, digging his face into your pussy. The vibrations making you shiver away from his touch, but he pulls you right back into his grasp.

Clawing his fingers into the dough of your thighs to keep you still as he has his way with your beautiful body.

He quickly pulls away from eating you out to blow small breaths of air into your wet pussy. You shiver again, whining at his teasing.

He chuckles and bites hickies into the nape of your thigh, not letting you break eye contact with him.

He likes when you watch him. He grinds his hard on into the edge of the bed.

You're close. And so is he.

[pikles249]

➡️no baby allowed

[taubengrh]

Text from song Gallery piece- Of Montreal

[zyfkexifz]

With @rak-sos

NSFW ↓↓↓

[rick-and-forty]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82276881

The brainrot got so bad for the new teaser that I wrote 2k of complete Jerrick filth based off it - enjoy!

[rickfuckerf215]

happy trans day of visibility hehehe who wants to have t4t rick frotting timeee heheh 👀

[rickfuckerf215]

HR texts Fujo:

Hey baby, was just having some fun with a few kinky Ricks and I thought you'd enjoy a video ;)

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The video shows him dolled up in fetish gear including a black harness and handcuffs, he's laying across a bed horizontally, one Rick on the bed fucking into his ass, and another standing beside the bed fucking his mouth, his head tilted back off the mattress.

He's making lots of noise as 2 other ricks watch, one sitting on the bed as HR strokes him, and another off to the side jerking himself off quite desperately.

Fujo lay in his bed, hearing a notification and taking out his phone to look at the text, his heart already racing at the sight of the subject line. He clicks into the video and lets out a short squeal, face already feeling warm.

He snakes his hand into his boxers, rubbing right above his dick as he watches, breathing quite heavily. Each noise coming out of HR sent a jolt of pleasure through him, biting his lip as he felt blood drip down his chin from his nose. Giggling to himself, he stroked his dick, moving down to rub at his hole, wetness coating his fingers. He paused the video for a second to offer a reply.

Holy fuck, wish I wasthere so badly, mm you look so good being used like that <3

He texted back with one hand, frantically beginning to jerk himself off imagining his own hands all over HR while he's tied up, at his mercy, letting Fujo do whatever he wants to him. So caught up in these thoughts, he whines loudly, cumming prematurely and panting afterwards, dick throbbing intensely from the sudden orgasm. He replayed the video over and over while rubbing over his overstimulated cunt, whining and moaning while scrubbing through certain parts to have his noises committed —even more so— to memory. The blood on his face began to dry and crust over as he obsessively kept his eyes on the video.