your friendly neighborhood gentile

Come for the Ever Given jokes. Stay because you forget to unfollow

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[markv5]

Подстава

[a-cat]

this is not a helpful translation, google.

[a-cat]

oh

[necrowyrm]

Yesterday I encountered a bigass fuckin mushroom. Pretty cool!

[mousegirlheart]

how much they charging for rent under that bad boy?

[necrowyrm]

For you my friend? A mere three morsels of cheese and one singular crumb of bread

[mousegirlheart]

finally, affordable housing. ill move in right away

[adthorne]

There is a trend of hedgehogs stealing fruit in medieval manuscripts. For my friend's birthday I made them this coat of arms with the Latin phrase "Act for Fruit" and I had to add this little guy to it

[importantpics]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

did everyone forget that the message of the ugly duckling isn't "you'll get a revenge body and all the haters will be sooo jealous" but actually "one day you'll be around people who understand who you are and love you for it"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

those ducks still think he's ugly as shit btw. he just doesn't care anymore.

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[ramalamacreatures]

Handmade polymer clay White-headed Vulture sculpture painted with acrylics.

[beemovieerotica]

idk if you're all aware but there's a dog on instagram who looks like a pit bull / chihuahua mix but in the most cartoonish way possible. they just mixed and matched parts.

like i know that what i'm seeing is just a dog but my brain keeps saying "centaur"

[brennapepper]

ears: pitbull

forehead: pitbull

jawbone: chihuahua

face size: chihuahua

snout: pitbull

neck: chihuahua

chest: pitbull

shoulders: chihuahua

legs: chihuahua

paws: pitbull

hair length: pitbull

tail: mixed

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[sovietpostcards]

I'm here for May Day holidays 💙

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[deglogodon]

blu (2023)

[stealingpotatoes]

happy 20th neil banging out the tunes day!

[trashmammal-7]

To all those who celebrate