Spaceship!

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@benny-the-spxceman ❤︎’d.

Emmet will probably never get used to Benny’s tendency to just…. seemingly flat out ignore gravity and all it’s rules, How does he do it? Emmet doesn’t have the slightest clue, he’s not a rocket scientist or a astronaut. But since nobody else around him seems to question it he simply doesn’t ether…. not audibly anyways. But still, walking into a room and suddenly seeing Benny just… floating against the ceiling like a balloon some kid accidentally let go of will always be a sight that just makes Emmet stop in his tracks and silently go ‘ wait a minute……….’

━━ “ You uh… comfortable up there, Benny? ”

Emmet asks his space faring friend before placing down his cup of coffee on a nearby side table freeing both his hands of anything just in case Benny needs a hand getting back to earth.

Unfortunately, even if you asked Benny, you wouldn’t get an answer. He just sorta could, and that was about as far as he, or anyone else knew. That, and Benny wasn’t always 100% there - he might’ve known once, but... well, what with the lack of oxygen and all...

He’d sorta zoned out while Emmet was getting his coffee, so he jumps a little as his friend returns, realizing he’s very much not sat on the couch anymore.

“Oh, hey Emmet!” He responds cheerfully, grinning down at his fellow master-builder. “Yeah, actually! You don’t know it until you try it, but ceilings are pretty comfortable! Yours is a little lumpy, but that’s fine!!”

#{ ic }#{ V; Main }#everythingawesomed #this boy live on a ceiling

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Oh, great. Not only was there the damage from the spaceship, but now the WALL was damaged. At least the darn thing was out of the station now. It could be worse, he told himself. An actual ship could’ve crashed into the police station, causing even more damage and being even more nonsensical.

“That was the wall of my police station, mind you. Do you think you can at least fix some of the damage you’ve done?”

#{ ic }#{ v: main }#bcthcops #'here watch me fix this!' *makes it worse*

❝Do I think I can fix the wall?❞

❝I know I can! I’m a Master Builder for a reason, Badcop! I’m good at building things! Here, watch this!❞ Benny began gathering blocks together, zipping this way and that as the wall slowly began to piece back together. Of course, Benny’s expertise lay more in Spaceships, and so the wall was hardly made evenly, with one window becoming a lot of smaller, awkwardly placed windows, the wall a total mismatch of bricks.

"Thinking about space fucks me up." (A New Lease verse)

❝Man, you too? It’s just so big, right? It’s super fun to fly through though!!❞

❝Painwheel? I’ve never heard that name before - but one of my best friends is called Metalbeard, so I guess that’s pretty normal! Anyway it’s nice to meet you too Carol!❞

“Yeah, it’s a pretty unusual name. I know a lot of people like that, actually.

“So, uh, how are you floating, exactly? Are you a host or something?”

#{ ic }#{ v: main }#buerdriven #sorRY THIS IS LATE

❝Uh... a host? You mean like the person that hosts a party or something? Because I’m not hosting a party, and... well, I’m not sure what that has to do with floating! I’ve just always been able to float, I guess!❞

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#{ benny's interests }#{ aesthetic }#1980's something space stuff

"Thinking about space fucks me up." (A New Lease verse)

❝Man, you too? It’s just so big, right? It’s super fun to fly through though!!❞

“It’s really big, isn’t it? And just… you can fly through it?” She suddenly asked, seeming surprised.

❝Well sure! I don’t wear this spacesuit for nothin’! My name’s Benny, by the way! It’s super great to meet someone else that loves space!❞ Benny grinned, holding a hand out to the girl and… literally defying gravity as he floated towards her.

Carol looked on in shock, eyes wide. She had never seen anyone fly like that, without any sort of obvious thrust.

“Wow, uh, nice to meet you, Benny. My name’s Carol. Or Painwheel.”

#{ ic }#{ v: main }#buerdriven

❝Painwheel? I’ve never heard that name before - but one of my best friends is called Metalbeard, so I guess that’s pretty normal! Anyway it’s nice to meet you too Carol!❞

“You better be lucky that I’m taking that as flattery. I’ll get it.”

He proceeded to quickly run down the stairs, nearly tripping a few times as he did so. Badcop grabbed a chair, and then, despite his rage, carefully positioned it next to the landing gear in the wall. There was an awkwardly long pause, before Badcop let out all of his pure, uncontrollable rage into one, powerful kick at the chair, nearly breaking the chair in two as the force would probably at least move the landing gear a bit.

#{ ic }#{ v: main }#bcthcops

Benny watched the other leave, grinning as he returned with the chair. The spaceman’s grin disappeared a moment as he realised he’d forgotten something, but quickly returned as Badcop freed the landing gear completely, as well as... A large chunk of wall. The ship immediately tipped, falling out of the wall and crashing into the street below.

❝Wow, Badcop, that was amazing! I probably should’ve been in the ship before you freed it, but still!! You really showed that wall who was boss!❞

"Thinking about space fucks me up." (A New Lease verse)

❝Man, you too? It’s just so big, right? It’s super fun to fly through though!!❞

“It’s really big, isn’t it? And just… you can fly through it?” She suddenly asked, seeming surprised.

#{ ic }#{ v: main }#buerdriven

❝Well sure! I don’t wear this spacesuit for nothin’! My name’s Benny, by the way! It’s super great to meet someone else that loves space!❞ Benny grinned, holding a hand out to the girl and... literally defying gravity as he floated towards her.

"Thinking about space fucks me up." (A New Lease verse)

❝Man, you too? It’s just so big, right? It’s super fun to fly through though!!❞

#{ ic }#{ v; main }#buerdriven #{ Answered }

“You gotta be kidding me.”

Bad Cop looked at the ship, gritting his teeth so much that they should’ve shattered. Out of all of the things he wanted in the police station, a spaceship certainly WASN’T one. This was his job, not a landing site! Another angry grunt came from him as he gave Benny a rather pissed glare.

“Look, if I gotta do anything to get this over with, you better tell me fast, before I personally send you back into orbit.”

#{ ic }#{ v: main }#bcthcops

❝Actually, funny story- I’ve been thrown into orbit before, and-❞

❝I-I mean. Yes, yeah!! You’re pretty strong, right Badcop? What with all your chair throwing and stuff!! The landing gear’s hooked in the wall, and I can’t retract it to pilot the ship out until it’s unhooked!❞ Unfortunately for Benny, that meant lifting a whole ship. Fortunately for Benny, Badcop was like, the second strongest guy he knew.

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Bad Cop let out a rather angry grunt. Did Benny even know how insanely weird and baffling this was? Crashing a car into the station was one thing, but a SPACESHIP? Shouldn’t spaceships be in… SPACE??? If Benny could see his eyes right now, he would probably see fire in them.

“You better fix it quick, spaceman. Not only is this the most ridiculous situation I’ve ever seen, but you just disrupted my coffee break!”