'The name be Metalbeard!'

Indie Roleplay blog for Metalbeard from The Lego Move | Loved by Alex | Established 29/05/14

[captain-metalbeard]

multisushi‌:

  Great seas, that. That was a big pirate.

He was partially intimated by the sheer size of this lad. But he was mostly jealous. He could get all of the treasure in the world and still not have the ‘treasure of being tall’. Pirate Cookie keeps a somewhat awkward smile up as the other crouches down. Man, if he could actually die, he’d be running to the deep seas right now. But hey, he was a fearless fellow, he could deal with some pirate small talk.

  “Kha!” He let out a small chuckle, brandishing his hook in a small attempt to look cool in front of this larger pirate. “I’m not just some cookie, ye brute! I’ve traveled all of the seas, and I come from all over! But certainly not here…” He half murmured that last part.

☠️ A cookie pirate with an attitude, huh? Too many pirates were outright terrified of Metalbeard these days - at times, even his own crew, so... it was nice to be able to have some good ol’ pirate-y banter.

“Oho, brute ye say? Ye be a brave cookie, speakin’ t’ the Captain of the Sea Cow like that!” His words don’t seem to match his voice - he’s as happy as can be, grinning wide as he gives his fellow seafarer a little space.

“I ‘aven’t traveled much since I became th’ savior of th’ many LEGO® Realms... How many seas did ye say ye’d traveled? I might have t’ do some travelin’ of me own, if ye know any good spots for treasure an’ the like.”

[captain-metalbeard]

@multisushi (pirate cookie)

☠️ Now, this was a sight and a half - even for a seasoned Pirate such as Metalbeard. A tiny, baked treat, with a pirate hat.

“Arr, ye be a new face! Ye remind me o’ Gingerbread Man, but I doubt ye be a master builder, what with yer distinctly non-blocky appearance.” He crouches down as best he can with his jointless legs, getting a much better look at the cookie - this must have been from the same place as Business’ ‘relics’.

“Where’d you come from, cookie? Ye be in LEGO® waters now!”

[captain-metalbeard]

everythingawesomed:

@captain-metalbeard ❤︎’d.

━━  “ You look comfy. ”

Emmet commented, looking upwards at the large and mostly mechanical pirate that has clearly claimed the top bunk of couches all for his own.

And he said the double decker couch was a useless idea.

━━ “ Now.. if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you actually like this ‘dumb and bad’ be-doubled land couch. ”

☠️ As far as Metalbeard knew, Emmet was supposed to be out for the day - out doing his ‘job’ or whatever. He’d assumed he’d be able to sit atop the be-doubled land couch in peace, but... it wasn’t so.

He doesn’t react much as he hears Emmet speak, but it’s clear by his face alone that he’s been caught doing something he’d been trying to keep a secret.

❝Uh... This... this be the only couch I could find! Ye don’t expect me to fit ‘below deck’ as it were, do ye? It’s just... easier to sit up here. Is all.❞

[everythingawesomed-deactivated2]

god help me im back on my bullshit

@puffywarrior

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

[everythingawesomed-deactivated2]

@captain-metalbeard

[everythingawesomed-deactivated2]

Metal Beard and Emmet’s size difference: not that bad

me:

[everythingawesomed-deactivated2]

DO YOU LIKE FOLLOWING THE RULES AND/OR INSTRUCTIONS ?

                 DO YOU LIKE NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES AND INSTEAD LIKE REBELLING AGAINST CAPITALISM ?

                   OR ARE YOU JUST AN EVERYDAY NOBODY THAT DOESN’T CARE ETHER WAY?

       WELL IT DOESN’T MATTER          BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS AWESOME !

Indie &&. Private EMMET BRICKOWSKI form the 2014 film; THE LEGO MOVIE.

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[captain-metalbeard]

puffywarrior:

  “…”

 Kirby looked at the crater the giant cyborg caused. If he wasn’t quick on his little feet, he could’ve been right dab in the middle of that thing, awkwardly squished. Sure, he didn’t have any bones to break and had been crushed by even bigger than Metalbeard, but that didn’t mean it wouldn’t hurt. He blinked up at the other, before…

“⋅⋅⋅ᴹᵉᵗᵃᶫᵇᵒᵒᵇ⋅”

☠️ ... Kirby truly was determined to bring the worst outcome out of the situation, huh? Metalbeard wished he could just walk away, but... he couldn’t let this orb talk to him like that! It’d tarnish his reputation! The other pirates would laugh at him!

❝So be it. I didn’t want t’ have to do this Kirby, but ye’ve forced me hand.❞ He accentuates his point by violently grabbing Kirby, and bringing him up to his face.

❝One more rude word out of yer mouth, an’ I’ll be usin’ ye for skeet shootin’. Otherwise, I’ll just throw ye into the ocean, an’ be done with ye! Yer potty mouthin’ ways be over, Kirby.❞

[captain-metalbeard]

multisushi:

captain-metalbeard 

   “…Mnn?”

 Mari was puzzled by this place. Odd creatures with claw-like hands, yet friendly faces… She kinda liked it. It was colorful, yet blocky. She let out a soft gasp as a LEGO cat meowed at her. Despite a few glances a few of the people gave her, they just shrugged. They’ve probably seen weirder by now. She wandered around for a while, before… Noticing a big pile of… Stuff. Huh. She casually nudged it, accidentally taking a small LEGO piece off of it.

 …She did not realize that this pile of stuff was actually a pile of… Someone.

☠️ Considering Metalbeard’s size, using a chair was a bit of an issue - these days, he just had to sit on the ground. Today, he was sat outside a cafe, enjoying one of Bricksburg’s famous Overpriced Coffees™, and the way he was sat did sorta leave him looking like a pile of old ship parts.

At the feeling of something falling off of him he tenses up, before letting out a sigh. This ol’ rustbucket wasn’t built for the long run, it seemed. The cyborg’s body creaks and groans as he stands slowly, turning to see what had fallen off, instead spotting... well, something that very much wasn’t LEGO™. Looking down at the piece next to the... plant, cat... thing, he could only assume it had been what had knocked something off of him. Probably some Megabloks figure come to be annoying.

❝... Do ye mind? I’m already fallin’ apart as it is.❞

[captain-metalbeard]

puffywarrior:

   “…”

 He took a very small step back when the other took a deep breath. What was he going to do? Kirby was expecting a pretty big reaction – That was a pretty big sass that he gave the other. He was about to say something along the lines of a really dumb pirate pun, but he let out the most unmanly squeak as the other threw a punch at him. He narrowly avoided it…

  And by narrowly, I meant that one of the the others metal fingers slid past his cheek. Gosh, that was close.

   “I can’t say that I’m surprised by this reaction, poyo!” He let out a very awkward laugh.

☠️ Well, he hadn’t crushed him. He’d been aiming to, but didn’t entirely mind either way. So long as his point was made, right? Though knowing Kirby, there’d be more mischief regardless of lessons taught.

❝Ye talk bad about me again, an’ my reaction’ll be plenty surprisin’, kiddo. This body may look rickety and old, but it hits hard.❞  The small crater next to Kirby was evidence enough. The ol’ metal pirate stands up straight, shaking some debris off of his hand.

❝Or would ye rather get it all of yer chest now? I’m sure ye’ve got a lot t’ say, an’ I’ve got a lot of cannonballs...❞

[captain-metalbeard]

puffywarrior:

   “…”

 Kirby blinks as the other leans close, as he instinctively leans back ever so slightly. Ancient evil, huh? Kraken? Kirby didn’t look frightened. At all. He had dealt with ancient evils, as well as planet-sized machines, how was the idea of a weird sea creature gonna scare the lil guy? The puffball then rolled his eyes, attempting to lean onto the others beard.

   “So you’re saying that you’ll go through all of the trouble of grabbing this Kraken thing and have it attack me just because…” He tries to gently pinch the others cheek. Kirby – “I made fun of your widdle pirate things, poyo?”

   Never - never in Metalbeard’s life, had anyone had the guts to be this sassy to him - even before the big metal body. Kirby had insulted the pirate, broken the pirate code, and generally been a nuisance. It was a wonder Metalbeard hadn’t hurled the little troublemaker back into space the second he’d met him...

A deep breath in, and a lot of smoke out, Metalbeard seems like he’s calming himself - but he’s really just preparing himself to hurt the orb. Not that he’d succeeded in doing so before, but it was about time he truly tried.

And by ‘try’ Metalbeard obviously means throw a very heavy punch. Directly at Kirby.

[captain-metalbeard]

puffywarrior:

captain-metalbeard

“Say that to me face.”

   “Oh.        Hello, poyo.”

 He sweats a bit. Of COURSE Metalbeard would come around when he was talking trash about pirates. He lets out an awkward laugh.

  “Don’t you have some pirate rules to be following?”

   “Ye insult me behind me back, an’ now yer insinuatin’ that I ain’t followin’ th’ pirate code? I’m not sittin’ ‘pon a pirate’s face, I’ve made sure to abandon all lost causes, I be not wearin’ me dress on a tuesday, me hands are too big to put into a clam’s mouth, but...”

Metalbeard leans in real close, his good eye squinting.

“There is one rule I be think of breakin’... Y’see, Kirby, there be an ancient evil beneath the waves, slumberin’ peacefully, as if nothin’ is wrong... Th’ last pirate rule, is that ye never, under any circumstance, awake... th’ Kraken. Fer you though? I’m thinkin’ I might make an exception.”

[captain-metalbeard]

☠ ❝Aye, I’ve definitely had worse. Considerin’ me body, I would have thought that this be the most obvious thing when lookin’ at me.❞ Would it be too early to admit why he’d gone up to Badcop the way he had? ❝… Alright, I suppose it’s just gonna escalate if I be keepin’ this up. I just wanted to scare ye, Badcop, and it worked perfectly.❞ The massive man chuckled, grinning down at the other. The look on Badcop’s face had been priceless, and all he’d done is lean in real close.

[bcthcops-deactivated20200315]

   Scare him? Who the heck wouldn’t be scared if a giant cybernetic pirate towering over them? Even pirates would be scared, honestly. Was it always because he was serious and angry? Was that his reasoning?

       “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, pal. Just be lucky that I can’t arrest you for scaring a cop.”

[captain-metalbeard]

☠ ❝Aw, what, I can’t be havin’ fun? Sure, it was at your expense, but ye did hit me with a chair. It’s only fair that I had a little payback.❞ Anyone else would have just laughed about it (although most likely very nervously), but Badcop always had to be the buzzkill. ❝Besides, I could have done much worse.❞

[captain-metalbeard]

☠ It was getting difficult to hide his amusement as Badcop all but cowered under the pirate. Metalbeard let it show a little though, a wide, slightly unsettling grin spreading across his face. Of course, it didn’t last long, the grin dropping into a small smile as Goodcop switched in. ❝Arr, Goodcop!❞ He pushed himself back up, thinking. Was Badcop just letting his good side take the fall for this? Or had Goodcop been the one to throw the chair? … He doubted that. ❝Ye don’t need to worry yerself with apologisin’ - it’s the other one I want an apology from.❞

[bcthcops-deactivated20200315]

“O-Oh, well–”

 Goodcops visage suddenly switched away as Badcop realized that, even if this guy was he was a cop. He could totally fine this guy for threatening him. Besides, it’s not like he threw the chair and knocked his head off or something. Then he guessed this rage could be justified, but sheesh, it’s not like he was in a giant mech suit, shooting chairs at him.

      “Metalbeard, I know you’ve probably experienced far worse in your days.”

[captain-metalbeard]

☠ ❝Aye, I’ve definitely had worse. Considerin’ me body, I would have thought that this be the most obvious thing when lookin’ at me.❞ Would it be too early to admit why he’d gone up to Badcop the way he had? ❝... Alright, I suppose it’s just gonna escalate if I be keepin’ this up. I just wanted to scare ye, Badcop, and it worked perfectly.❞ The massive man chuckled, grinning down at the other. The look on Badcop’s face had been priceless, and all he’d done is lean in real close.

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[captain-metalbeard]

☠ The pirate squinted, giant hand slamming into the ground next to Badcop as Metalbeard brought his face closer to Badcop’s, his good eye glaring at the other. ❝Yer chair, Badcop. Was that not the very thing that bounced off of me back? Or is there someone else around here, throwin’ chairs just for the fun of it?❞ Twin cannons found themselves sliding up next to the officer, trained directly at him.

[bcthcops-deactivated20200315]

      Bad Cop nearly made a rather unmanly noise as the large hand slammed right next to him, causing him to hop off of the ground a bit. Even with dealing with this guy once, this pirate was still a rather big threat… Especially due to the fact that he had literally two canons being aimed at him. His face seemed to twitch for a moment as he stumbled to look for words with a somewhat frightened expression… But then his face clicked.

        “Oh, heyyy, Mr. Metalbeard! I apologise for that, I didn’t mean to break a window and hit you, at all!”

[captain-metalbeard]

☠ It was getting difficult to hide his amusement as Badcop all but cowered under the pirate. Metalbeard let it show a little though, a wide, slightly unsettling grin spreading across his face. Of course, it didn’t last long, the grin dropping into a small smile as Goodcop switched in. ❝Arr, Goodcop!❞ He pushed himself back up, thinking. Was Badcop just letting his good side take the fall for this? Or had Goodcop been the one to throw the chair? ... He doubted that. ❝Ye don’t need to worry yerself with apologisin’ - it’s the other one I want an apology from.❞

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[captain-metalbeard]