tess

just tryna survive 1d hiatus

[straightboyfriend]

sometimes i see an annoying ass post on the dash & im like wtf i’m gonna unfollow whoever made me witness this 😤 but then i look & it’s my Beloved Bastard Mutual so i can’t do it……. i have to let the gremlin run wild….

[somaddicouldscream]

[harryshouse]

Harry Styles: Behind the Album

[untexting]

Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[huccimermaidshirts]

Falling

[tenementstarlet]

[finewalls]

26/02/2020

[flexographarry-deactivated20240]

27th September ‘19

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[worthyironman]

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

[prismatic-bell]

I went to a Hozier concert where he sent his manager out afterward to apologize to fans waiting to meet him. She was like “he’s not feeling great and he’s got a migraine and he’s really sorry” and everyone was like TELL HIM TO GET SOME SLEEP and like, sent her back inside with three dozen Zennial/Gen Z lesbians (okay and a couple of Millennials, I wasn’t the only one) giving her migraine tips to pass on.

The kids are getting back to the idea that we’re a community and should take care of each other, and I really love that.

[onlytwitterpics]

[stars-bean]

Coyote Ugly (2000) dir. David McNally

[hitchfender]

tag yourself i’m tender baby

[hunrising]

THE NIGHT IS ON YOUR LIPS AND I FEEL LIKE IM LOCKED IN THERES A MILLION EYES I DONT CARE IF THEYRE WATCHING YOUR BODY’S SAYING EVERYTHING I DONT HAVE TO READ YOUR MIND FEEL YOU ON MY NECK WHILE IM CALLING A TAXI CLIMBING OVER ME WHILE I CLIMB IN THE BACKSEAT NOW WE’RE TAKING OFF NOW WE’RE TAKING IT OFF TONIGHT!!!!!!!

[hotgirlrry]

[valtsv]

bro quit shielding me from danger with your body you're going to make the audience think we're gay

[valtsv]

brooooo i'm serious stop pushing me up against the wall when you confront me about how reckless and foolish i am don't you realize how homoerotic that looks

[valtsv]

no bro don't offer to follow me wherever i may go even to the ends of the earth that's so gay haha

[hs-band-love]

IG: lookitsnyoh