chasing heartache

j’ai oublié de prendre du recul si je l’avais fait, je me demande si j’aurais tout recommencé

[straightboyfriend]

my blog is safe for trans ladies + transfems <3

IM PJ !!!!! :3

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i draw stuff & things

je parle français, hésite pas à le parler avec moi ^_^

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[chips1977]

stay out of my giggle room

[porcelain-rob0t]

they should turn that charlie kirk statue and turn it into a water fountain that shoots water out of his neck hole

[omegaversereloaded]

Has anyone thought of putting 80s music in a movie

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[straightboyfriend]

why would you leave this in the tags 😂 *unleashes the pharaohs curse*

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[straightboyfriend]

ohhh you were talkimg about harry style of one direction i thot u were talking abt having sex hairy style stinky style. i dont care abt thst white boy

[straightboyfriend]

five nights at freakys

[memorycycle]

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[apjvff]

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.