1dtruthiness

all the other truth blogs are lying except me

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do you have any insider info on the NB twitter fights? i could really use ur wisdom rn

Naughty Boy is set to appear on the next season of Celebrity Big Brother, so the goal is to turn him into a celebrity sometime before then. 

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Did larry come out yesterday? I can't find any videos or web pages related to it

they came out to their friends at a private dinner party at Kelly Kapowski’s house, as I had previously confirmed they would. That’s why Anne and Robin were there. They were in charge of setting up and running the slideshow during Larry’s speech. The speech + slideshow detailed their entire love affair. It was really touching. Lisa Turtle was brought to tears. Afterwards, Harry went to the Miley concert and Louis teleported back to the UK to prepare for his football match. It was a beautiful evening x

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Tell the truth! Harry's friendship with Grimmy is actually a cover for his relationship with BBC R1 producer Fiona Hanlon!

Fiona and Harry are merely friends and ex-co-workers. They were 2 of the founding members of Salt n Pepa (at the time, they were called Salt n Pepa n Cinnamon n Arrowroot). Salt n Peppa kicked Harry out of the band when they found out he didn’t even know what Arrowroot is, he’d just picked the name because it soundly vaguely phallic. Fiona/Cinnamon left in an act of solidarity. 

Eventually, all was forgiven between the quartet and Harry still gets royalties for co-writing most of their songs. 

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I'm exposing you

k ... should I shave first or we doin' this old school?

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Tell us the truth...how did Louis and Harry spend Harry's birthday?

it was a wonderful day for them both, in their secluded hideaway. Harry was awoken by something tickling his nose. He scrunched up his whole face as he peeked his eyes open, only to see it was a feather attached to a string tied to a stick. He went to wipe the tickle off his nose and his hand got batted away. "Don't touch your face!" Louis told him. 

Harry leapt out of bed and ran to the bathroom. In the mirror, he found he'd been dressed up in cat face paint (nose + whiskers), a cat ears headband, and a heart collar. He got to play spoiled kitten all day. 

At night, they drank too much champagne, skinny dipped, Harry put the cat ears back on and they did some weird sex stuff, then they fell asleep watching YouTube videos of cute babies.

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Come baaaaack !!! We need you !

sorry, I was busy filming Keeks in LA. what’s on your mind? x

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Is Gryles real?

their friendship is very real. they’re 2 fun-loving fellas with a passion for fashion.

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Are you in any way related to mr x? 2nd cousins? Do you think we'll ever see another larry storm?

Absolutely not! I want nothing to do with those embarrassing FAKE "truth" blogs. I will never understand some people's impulse to make up lies on the internet.

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mr e, what's going on with louis' twitter? why is he tweeting support for some homophobic douchebag who practices animal cruelty? or not he? who's responsible? you should punch them

I will find the intern who framed Louis and bite his ear off.

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is ziam real?

Yes, ANON, there is Ziam. Ziam exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Ziam. It would be as dreary as if there were no ANONS. There would be no shipper-like faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which fandom fills the world would be extinguished. x

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Why did Liam tweet Zayn for his birthday and say he doesn't have his number in his phone?

Like most celebrities, Liam has multiple phones for different purposes, both professional and personal. He was tweeting from the phone he uses exclusively for his work as a club promoter for Funky Buddha. 

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You do understand that the shit you read in fanfiction isn't real right? Zayn and Niall didn't meet when they were fourteen!!! Please stop this. Little children like you are reading your blog and getting false hope. When you grow up you will realise what you did and you will remember all of the lies you told to innocent little kids. I hope that haunts you because this is terrible. Prove to me that you aren't some ten year old with a tumblr. It won't "endanger the boys" you aren't best friends

wow… can you at least try to make sense here? How the hell could I be running a T R U T H blog if I put lies in it? Use your brain. Not to mention all of my sources are 100% confirmed. 

Niall and Zayn absolutely did meet when they were 14. The ice skating class they were in was for year 10’s only, so there is your precious “proof”. 

Please point out ONE inaccurate or false thing in this ENTIRE BLOG. I am a bastion of veracity in this fandom and Harry has made me swear on our friendship that I will never forsake his fans. 

"The [s-word] I read in fanfiction"? Seriously? I’m not even a fan, why would I read fanfiction?! The only reason I even know it exists is because Niall asked me to beta a Zayn/Zayn smutfic he wrote as a birthday present for Zayn. 

The only thing that will haunt me is my beautiful dedication to the Truth.

As far as “proving that I’m not 10”, here is a shot of my DRIVER’S LICENSE. I don’t think they give those to 10 year olds?!

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Why did Harry cover up the 'I can't change' tattoo with an anchor?

to show his devocean. 

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I could cry about how much this blog has done for me, its given me such an amazing insight to how the boys REALLY are and I would shower you in glitter and sprinkles if I ever met you

Thank you! The main reason Liam asked me to start this blog is because he wanted to fans to have direct access to the Truth. It warms my heart to know that it means just as much to you as it does to him. 

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what does harry write in his diary? fanfiction? what's his otp??

As one would expect, Harry’s diary is full of song lyrics, drawings of kittens wearing people clothes, and variations of “MR. AND MR. LOUIS TOMLINSON-STYLES”, “MR. AND MR. HARRY STYLES-TOMLINSON”, “MR. MR. AND MR. DAVID BECKHAMLINSONTYLES”, etc.

He does write fanfic but it’s mainly Ben Winston paired with characters from Sailor Moon. His current OTP is Ben/Tuxedo Mask but it used to be Ben/Sailor Jupiter.

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Why was Taylor Swift on Eleanor's birthday cake I am so confused

ugh I know exactly what you are trying to imply here but let me set the record straight right now that Tayleanor were never really dating. It was just a mutually beneficial publicity stunt. 

3 things to know about that "Taylor cake" photo:

1. Eleanor helped Louis bake that cake because Harry wouldn't let him do it at their house. 

2. The cake was for James Arthur.

3. Have you ever seen "The Help"? 

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My lovely Mr E, we're you involved in 1d day?specifically the talk dirty to me video? And is there going be a 1D day every year? BIG KISSES!

Looks like someone stuck around for the 8th Hour of 1D Day and saw the final credits! Harry and Louis were really disappointed that most fans tuned out during the 30 minute break after the 7th Hour and missed them co-hosting. They were so proud when they finally broke a World Record, all of Dynamo’s magic tricks worked, that dog actually did stuff, and they performed “Same Mistakes”. In hindsight, maybe we shouldn’t have taken the break, but all 5 boys needed time to put on their Speedos and douse themselves in baby oil so they could play Twister…

Yes, I filmed and edited the Talk Dirty to Me video. Sadly, YouTube rejected the uncensored version because they have strict rules about full-frontal male nudity and sexual content :( 

As for a 1D Day every year, unfortunately I can’t answer that because it hasn’t been decided for sure. I only like to confirm info if it is 100% truthful and accurate x