Random brainrot where Avery is Hastur's ward, and Derek is Cthulhu's ward, and it's an arranged marriage au because the gods are just so done with Hastur and Cthulhu's beef that they demanded to get their wards to marry each other as some kind of solution to settle things between them
Or smth like that, I'm not good at things like that but oh well
In the bloopers, Derek's character pushed Avery too hard that he fell off the platform even without them both on the edge (it's still so hilarious lmao😭😭)
So imagine this: Derek knew he could've pushed (or threw lol) Avery at any time without having to lead him to the edge, or distract him, but his gay ass wanted to look at Avery closely for one last time, to hear him one last time, to stall as much as he can in their (or Derek's, for that matter) last moments, that's why he did what he did
Okay but like imagine at the library scene where D3rlord3 breaks the block Avery was standing on, and D3r catches him in his arms in this princess carry, and they just stare into each other's eyes before D3rlord3 chuckles and says, "You're not a hard guy to catch, you know?"
— 3 times Avery discreetly calls Derek by an endearment, 1 time Derek catches on
hey so im coping lol- i can't exactly promise that i'll be able to finish this fic since it's been a while since I last wrote and during the past couple years my motivation was dead zero. but even if i really don't know anything about minecraft, i really wanted happy slimeknight :p
SlimeKnight really reminds me of Tristy and Rynn from a Roblox game called Vestigial Library
Idk if anyone knows that game but it's soo amazing. I cried a lot from the symbolism and other implications in the game—especially tristesse and glade (made by the same creator of Vestigial Library, the games are connected).
Now I'm thinking about Avery going through a library and exploring different memories and the insights of Derek/D3rlord3's mind, while Tristy and Rynn are desperately trying to save the other from the KIY but then Tristy pushes Rynn off the platform to save him.......
Yes they switch cuz why not, they really remind me of each other😭
GUYS I SAW THIS ART FROM TWITTER OF A SFAWTDE/DAWTDE x BABY IN YELLOW ART (CREDITS TO @ yuhei_UbiGoreng in Twitter/X, GO CHECK IT OUUTT!!!) AND ANOTHER BRAINROT OF MINE APPEARED LOL
So imagine this: Derek surviving the whole thing. Somehow, the KIY is just... not there. In his mind. Just- poof. Gone. Depends on you guys if you want to imagine that Infinite Knowledge is still there or not but!!
Avery tells Derek maybe like, a year later after the whole fiasco (they meet each other irl after the events of DAWTDE, hang out, and it depends if you guys want them to become boyfriends at this moment because either way, it's hilarious), that he wanted to find some extra income for fun or smth! He does YouTube, but idk, I guess let's say he wanted to take a break. Derek said, "That's alright, Aves. From the look on your face, I'm guessing you found something?"
"Yeah, there's this babysitting job I applied for a week ago and I got a response! They said I'll start in two days. The parents will be out for three whole days and I was wondering if you want to come with?"
"...Would that be okay?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah—I talked about it with the mom and she said it's alright so long as we clean up :)"
"Alright." Derek feels like smth is... off. But he doesn't say anything and he just goes along with it
2 days later they go to the apartment... and lo and behold, the fucking King in Yellow is there waiting for them. But as a baby. Hastur is a baby. Sitting on his baby chair.
Yeah, Derek and Avery did not take that too well lol—did they continue babysitting the kid? Eh, well, for plot purposes, yes. Now what follows is probably the same thing as what happens in the game of Baby in Yellow, but I have an additional take on it: Don't you think it'd be funny if... baby Hastur plays favorites??
Clearly he'd favor Avery more because Avery is his vessel—acting all cute and shit and Derek's over there fuming like, "Don't fall for that Avery, that's a demon." And Hastur starts crying, and Avery, in a moment of panic, starts soothing baby Hastur, carrying him on his chest and patting his back while shushing and singing a small lullaby... unaware that Hastur was sticking a tongue out at Derek as if to say, "I win, bitch"💀
In a nutshell, I imagine that when Avery is busy with other tasks, he'd ask Derek to look after him for a bit so Avery could get his bottle of milk, or make milk, and Derek and Hastur just starts fighting in the background and when Avery checks on them they're suddenly so well-behaved lmfao
Idk something like that I just want to get it out of my system it's hilarious😔🔫
Also, since Hastur is a baby here, I imagine that he's weaker than before because of Derek tricking him in the events of DAWTDE. So yeah this whole thing is just for comedic purposes lol-
(Yes, I'm aware of the Crown Childcare plot and all in the game, but for crack purposes of this brainrot, let's imagine that somehow either they don't exist, or if they do exist, it's just another plot for Hastur to get Avery within arms reach or smth🥲)
I like the idea that, despite knowing everything about Avery because of infinite knowledge, Derek still listens to Avery about what he likes, the ongoings in his life, etc., because it's from him—and he likes listening to him
"Please don't be in love with someone else."
— D3rlord3
Avery liked D3rlord3 after knowing him for a short time; D3rlord3 loved Avery when he knew him—even more so when he finally met him as if infinite knowledge couldn't give him any more reasons why.
Guys, D3rlord3/Derek is still alive. The DMS retrieved his body and with the power of sheer determination and stubborness they somehow revived him and Derek (with the help of Hastur, reduced to only a small voice in his head because of Derek's unclean mind) escaped the facility, lived under a different identity, met Avery, and they both moved far far away and got married and have kids.
He's still alive and found Avery guys!!
Wait hear me out—Hastur being the one who officiates their wedding.
This was inspired by a text post but I’ve been searching for like 30 minutes I can NOT find it, if you know the one I’m talking about PLEASE message me so I can link it!!
Edit: link to text post here! Thanks @bri0che-bunns for finding it :) Credit to @1gardenweasel1 for the idea
D3rlord3 knew he couldn't win against Avery in a fight, so he decided to seduce him, batting his eyelashes and all as he asked, "Avery, what's in your inventory?" before kissing him and pushing him to the void
Hey so if someone does a Clarity meme/edit/whatever you call it these days of SlimeKnight, especially at you know what scene, I think I'm gonna explode, respectfully
Okay but like imagine at the library scene where D3rlord3 breaks the block Avery was standing on, and D3r catches him in his arms in this princess carry, and they just stare into each other's eyes before D3rlord3 chuckles and says, "You're not a hard guy to catch, you know?"
This bish right here (me) suddenly thought of a prompt bout my babies, Athy and Cale. Idk, my brain was giving me a lot of juice so-
But anyway this is how I thought bout it, a preview ig? When I get back (I'm in somewhere rn, using data), I'll try to write a full version of it hehe
Though, there might be some changes but eh
Takes place where Athy ran away from he palace to escape from Claude who lost his memories. ALSO OOC LOL BUT HEY LET ME HAVE FUN (～￣▽￣)～
Basically a: "What if Athy went to Cale instead to Jeanette?"
Athanasia opens her eyes, noticing that she doesn't recognize the ceiling. Her sight was blurry at first, but with a little blinking, her eyes was able take in a clear image of her surroundings. She weakly moves her head to the side. For a second, she thought it was Felix but then, "Mister Cale?"
Cale is standing in the middle of the room, quietly conversing with a man who, despite his age, appears elegant. Her voice was quiet, but Cale and Ron were able to hear it.
The red-haired man turns around, "Athanasia," He softly calls out before approaching her with Ron going to the other direction to get the bowl of water sitting at the vanity.
The blonde girl flinched when she tried to move, suddenly feeling her whole body shutting down on her. She feels scared. She was out of it for a while that she didn't feel Cale changing the wet towel on her forehead.
She could see Cale's mouth move but she couldn't hear what he was saying, in her mind she was trying to figure out what's going on, how did she ended up here.
"—ey, hey, can you hear me?"
Athanasia could barely hear his voice, only humming lowly. Her ears are ringing, the sounds of her surroundings going in and out.
"...temperature's going high, should we call fo...
"...she'll get caug..."
"...gest we should do, Young Ma..."
"...ay here until we find ou..."
"As I thought, I shouldn't have let you live."
Athanasia's eyes widened at the sudden familiar voice speaking in her head, causing her to inhale sharply. The action attracted the two men's attention.
"If I had removed you from my sight when I first saw you, there would be no reason for that face to weigh on my mind like this 'till now."
I'm being punished right now. She remembered her thoughts that day. Daddy got hurt trying to protect me. She faintly remembers the sound of magic crackling. All because I couldn't control my magic.
"I'm sorry," She choked a sob, "I'm sorry, Daddy. I'm—"
"Athanasia," Cale murmured, gently moving her head towards his shoulder. She didn't know how she ended up sitting up on the bed, but she feels so, so cold. "You're here, it's okay,"
The girl sobbed, tears running down her cheeks like a waterfall, "He doesn't— He doesn't rememb— because of me— I'm sorry."
Cale remains silent, softly stroking her hair in comfort, patiently letting her finish and cry out her pent up emotions. All while thinking what the hell happened. Because goddamit, it's been four weeks since she's been missing, and the security around the capital and the town are so strict and tight, surrounded with the Obelia's guards all just to look for Athanasia and take her back to the Palace.
He doesn't want to know what would happen to her if she gets caught, and just from Athanasia's incoherent sentences, he could tell that it has something to do with Emperor Claude.
Especially with what happened during the Emperor's Birthday Banquet.
Well uh that got dark ig? Aight see yall soon when I get baacckkk
