lando glazer

he/they lando norris is my good close friend

[2008braziliangrandprix]

welcome !!!

hellooooo im lex :P (formerly guyspleasehesmyfriend)

𖦹 he/they

𖦹 20

𖦹 18+

𖦹 autistic

𖦹 f1, rpf, shitposts

𖦹 ln1, op81, gr63, aa23, sv5, jb22

𖦹 i only root for lando on track (i tag posts accordingly)

𖦹 my fic recs [vol. 1 , vol. 2 , vol. 3 , vol. 4 , vol. 5 , vol. 6]

𖦹 my memes

𖦹 art i like

𖦹 asks

𖦹 mostly talk about lando + landoscar but i also enjoy making spreadsheets, sebmark, jendo, 2000s-2010s f1, bts, pierce the veil, the sims 4, cats, dan and phil, fan fiction, making up absurd head canons, psychoanalyzing f1 drivers, and being weird and off putting on the internet !

!! please do not repost any of my content anywhere, especially not without proper credit !!

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[losingmymindtonight]

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

the first day after ur period is so annoying bc life is beautiful and worth living again and yes fuck it was my period making me feel like that okay. fine whatever.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

my relationship with f1 since march:

[2008braziliangrandprix]

the soft animal of my body wants lando norris to win a race before the end of 2026.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

every race since abu dhabi i’ve just been like wow mclaren is so lucky lando is the driver he is. it feels like there’s no way he should’ve won that with how incompetent this team is.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

oh and also his mirror exploded at some point too

[2008braziliangrandprix]

man FUCK the nation of italy.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

genuinely i dont think mclaren has a strategy team anymore. like they basically seem to ignore lando’s race, but also it didnt help oscar at all. what are we doing.

i’ve spent 3 seasons like maybe this time they’ll get it. they’ll finally crack the code. and every race i’m just dumbfounded at how they fumble it.

[galaventuring]

Bring back the fastest lap point and make it 50 points whenever Lando gets it

[2008braziliangrandprix]

fastest lap just to rub it all in WHATEVER.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

29 second gap to the lead just shoot me just shoot me

[2008braziliangrandprix]

what if you make your way from 13th to 1st place and then end up back in 8th bc ur team can’t even manage a proper pitstop. would that be fun for you.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

i don’t even want a win i just want a podium. pls just let me watch the podium ceremony for once.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

oh and it’s just the worst stop ever. so cool. thank you guys sooooo much.

[2008braziliangrandprix]

“i’ll explain why later” ??? mf explain now the fuck. LANDO DIDNT EVEN START THAT SHIT.